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Yes, we did see this scene and I thought it was odd that she was trying on dresses before she got her new boobs. I think we will soon see Mike doing the Pole Run we saw way back in the season preview. As far as X becoming a model, she must be familiar enough with the 90 DF franchise that she's seen "becoming a model in America" is a recurring theme among the women. Eastern European women Anfisa, Natalie, Julia, and several Latinas including Larissa, Fernanda, Juliana, and Ximena's fellow Colombiana, Paola, all attempted to launch modeling cuh-reers (with some more successful than others.)

don't forget farting!

Because Idaho Falls guys on ranches aren't Asians! But Johnny doesn't seem to get that having an open relationship would benefit him, too.

I wonder if he knows there's medication for adult ADHD?

Production: TAKE 5 Scene: empty restaurant. Woman enters door and walks towards man seated alone at table. Quiet on the set! Roll tape!...and CUT!

Wasn't it Janelle who wanted to build greenhouses and open a Farm to Table restaurant on the Coyote Pass property? (with absolutely no real experience in gardening or cooking.) edited to add: If that ever were to happen, I would suggest a name for the restaurant: "Coyote? HARD PASS"

IIRC, Mike said something about them planning to get married in Colombia, so then wouldn't she come on a Spousal Visa? Even if the boys had to come later, I don't get the impression that Ximena would be heartbroken to leave them behind.

I'm sure there are many more attractive women to spend money to see on OFs, unless maybe you have some tattoo fetish

I got the impression she was going to the club without Mike but he misinterpreted it as her wanting him to join her so he basically invited himself along. She probably wished he just stayed home but was glad that he bought her a few drinks before he left. when we first "met" Mike, he said he hadn't had a girlfriend since he was 14.

Yes, I've said since I saw her in action at the music video, Kim would make a great manager for Usman's music cuh-reer.

She threatens that they will have an "open relationship." Doesn't she realize that works both ways and that Johnny can also see (and screw) anyone he wants?

I can imagine a spin off show called "The New Adventures of Old Christine." Oh wait, that's already been done.

But David isn't Asian which is the first box on Ella's checklist

All her screaming couldn't get that hat off Gino's head!

I guess her sister, father and step-mother all live there?

I've read that that's a deliberate look with some wigs. It's called "baby hair" and can actually be wisps of her own hair plastered to her forehead. Depending on where she sticks on her wig, sometimes it shows.

she can be the pinup girl for her Baby Daddy's cellblock. But really, she's a skanky, greasy-haired hatchet face and those tattoos just look dirty. I suspect she expects Mike to pay the loanshark for her surgery, claiming that they both will be in danger if he doesn't. Listen to your Grandpa, Mike, it's not a good idea. I think we will see Mike doing the Pole Run next week I think she has convinced herself she does love him, but really only for the things he can give her. And I think she takes advantage of his homeliness, desperation and awkwardness by manipulating him. He will pay forever for those photos!

I think the big secret has something to do with Zara. Supposedly Kim doesn't know Sojaboy wrote a song about another (far younger and prettier) American ex when he lamely explained that "Zara" was just a name he liked for any girl.

Is there some kind of shame or desperation attached to being all of 29 and still haven't met the right guy?

Of course she had rehearsed that scene from different angles with the camera crew several times before we saw the result. How else could there have been a totally empty restaurant with a cameras aimed at a clear view of the door for hours at a time? I remember a story in the New York Times when Tania met Syngin at the airport and she talked about filming it many times.

Two things I didn't expect last night: Jasmine forgiving Gino Mahogany actually showing up otherwise, it was a totally predictable snooze which was a big letdown after a two week hiatus.

I thought Robert’s imitation of Usman was hilarious

I think it's for the Fifth Anniversary that boobs are the traditional gift. You promised Puppy pictures!

She likes to hang out with bad boys like hitmen, inmates, and loansharks.

They could change colors like those old “mood rings”