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"If I could, I would give it negative stars"

Someone from 600 Lb. Life this season (David?) was also from Idaho Falls. TLC, make this crossover happen!

I don’t think a bull would “cuddle” first, more likely to be one of the ranch dogs

I’m guessing you don’t hang around with the Slaton Sisters

Ximena: Ummm, normal

On the Spider-Man sheets

“Here, Hamza, sign and date this blank sheet of paper and we’ll fill in those pesky prenush details later...”

Gino, what did that poor chair ever do to you?

Next week! See Mike run. Run, Mike, run!

I hope her sweet mother is safe

If it's only touch she needs, she could use Laura's Purple Friend

Actually, she's 29!

My 8X great grandmother was named "Experience Quackenbush." She was in NJ before the Revolutionary War. I guess I could join the DAR

I don’t know a single one. Anybody else?

Didn't BGL do that to him, too?

My maiden name is Murphy and I grew up thinking I was 100% Irish but according to Ancestry, I'm only 5% Irish! I've been living a lie... and in an even bigger surprise, I'm 7% Norwegian!

I read he has some kind of cancer

Mike's bent ear is driving me crazy

Jasmine should try using a Mark Eden Bust Developer Remember them?

I’m convinced that Mahogany called her parents to come rescue her from Creepy Ben. She seemed more relieved than surprised to see them at breakfast. Meanwhile, Ben is besieging her all night with texts and random vague Bible quotes which are open to interpretation. “There is no fear in love”? The next gems he might glean from his daily devotions could be “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” or “There’s no crying in baseball”

Maybe Ella is Idaho Falls’ “town mattress” and lets guys come over for sex or goes home from the bar with anyone after they’ve had a few drinks but she’s still pining for Asian D.

That would lead me to suspect there was some kind of estrangement, which wouldn’t surprise me at all. Maybe when the adoptee turned 18, he (or she) distanced himself from the family.

Congratulations! Hopefully you didn't have to make a 600 Lb. Life Lacey's "new pants, new pants!" pit stop on the way! edited to add: I was going to suggest the prep cocktail be called a "Mudslide" until I remembered that name is taken