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“Mauricio Umansky Settles $32 Million Malibu Mansion Lawsuit But He’s Not Off the Hook Yet!” https://allaboutthetea.com/2019/12/03/mauricio-umansky-settles-lawsuit/

Is THAT what Diana had done? A lip lift. Well it looks like a wonderful change on Dianas face, what a difference! Vicki should ask Diana for her plastic surgeons name. THats what she should do to enhance her attractiveness if shes going to be doing stuff to her face. Lol

Yes! The way she wanted to go to that childhood playground with that lame bunch of equipment, was something she REALLY wanted to revisit. Plus, after they finally got that boat going again after it was stuck in the middle of the water, while running late for Noahs appointment to look at the property... she really wanted to chance turning the boat in a different direction other than straight ahead, to retrieve a bottle in the water that she kept insisting may have a message in it. That was very childish. Every foot of progress towards the destination was the obvious important matter at hand while being on a boat that could break down again at any minute. Especially when they already JUST lost time for getting to Noahs appointment. Shes like a pre-adolescent.

Oh boy. Now you have me craving some well made lasagna! Sounds delicious! Yes! Make your own sauce, add both sausage and ground beef, Ricotta, and good full fat cheese. Not that cottage cheese low fat bologna.

Vicki has shown she can be endearing when she is being genuinely vulnerable. Not the fake fishing for compassion from others though. That was mean of Slade to say out loud on his show that she was ugly. He always was about the looks. She does have a nose that shows a bit too much nostril and the philtrum area between the nose and upper lip, but I do not know how that could be changed by plastic surgery. How would that area be shortened, other than getting some Lisa Rinna lips that go half way up the face, to cover it?

So this was the episode where Dorinda eviscerates Tamera for food in her room. Holy Mackerel! She just doesn’t stop with her mean attack first thing in the morning, after not having even one drink, so her nastiness can’t be blamed on that. Her own helper butler guy BROUGHT the girls food to their room. She just goes on and on. I certainly wouldn’t have stayed at her house after being yelled at like that by the hostess. She did NOT make it nice. I did love her cat pajamas, the gold ones with the black cats though. Also I would have hated all the scheduled activities, especially exercising to Dorinda first thing in the morning. I dont do anything before having two cups of coffee. Being forced to exercise is for the birds. Sure its good for you, but at your own time and pace and choice of exercise style. Not at another's request, on a vacation. I really cant stand Brandi’s high pitched loud squeal way of talking and butting into already in progress conversations. She thinks shes cute and funny all the time. I don’t think so. It was so out of line for her to call Evas husband a mangina. Every thing she does is out of line and she purposely does it because it IS out of line. Thats her not funny, look at me I’m so wild, fun and different, schtick. I am liking Jills low key presence and normal voice while talking. Its a nice change after all the yelling on these Bravo housewives shows. Plus she doesn’t seem to ever come from a place of meanness or crudeness. I like that. Isn’t that basically the way the original housewives shows started out? People with decent manners, at least basically. All these shows have been slowly creeping in the insane mean cruelty and drama between the women. The few women with integrity intact, nudged out by loud, over the top, drama queens. Even Vicki is more fun and pleasant this episode. I am liking Tamera much more during this show. Shes a whole lot of fun. After the night of her trying to get Gretchen “naked wasted” and sending her son in to take advantage of her I couldn’t stand her. That was trying to subject her to a planned rape as far as I am concerned. All in order to try and cast dispersions on Gretchens character, she only showed her own true mean hearted colors. She was obviously so jealous of new girl Gretchens beauty and lifestyle she was living at that time.

A chin implant!? My God! Her chin was long enough to begin with. It seems she just enhances her odd face instead of minimizing the areas that need a change.

I feel so bad for Bird. It seems like she has adopted a way of being that assures no men, (or woman) would ever be attracted to her and she does not seem to care one bit about a future in a marriage or boyfriend type of relationship. So willingly biting off fish heads and having dead bloody fish breath would certainly be a complete turn off to any potential suitors... unless she finds a Bear type personality fellow, who may think it’s cool, but that would be almost impossible to find in her limited world. She has shown no interest in improving her looks with getting her tooth fixed, or enhancing her looks and wardrobe, like her sister Rain has, with her home made makeup. Store bought too. She looked very uncomfortable and awkward when trying on those clothes in that shop, that day. She was only doing it to appease her sisters insistence and encouraging her to. She does not seem like she would be adverse to having her own children someday though. She is very nurturing to her pets, her child substitutes. Her heart is just filled with love for the little ones and animals who need her. The way she acts makes me think she has had some kind of trauma in her life that was sexual abuse. Up there alone on the mountain who knows what kind of creeps may have crept out of the wilderness woods, or maybe that is why Matt is completely shunned and cut off from the rest of the family. Raised alone in the woods apart from society it has not been unheard of for isolated growing young boys to do the unthinkable, and has his guilt sent him on a road of addiction and booze? Could this be the reason Bird is the way she is? I know I am completely in the dark on this possible matter, but it has crossed my mind. It is just incredibly sad to think she may never connect with outsiders or ever have any true love because she is terrified of doing so. It’s just something that makes me go... Hmmmm.

So the idiot FFF broke the damn show. They normally are already in the filming stage of the new season, but after this disgusting display of societal dregs, the filming is said to not be starting until January and who the heck knows who will be there. Hints of Garcelle being so fed up with what went down this season, that she may not be returning. I certainly wouldn’t be, if I were her. How much money is worth affiliating yourself with this bizarre circus of evil clowns all pursing their lips for the camera, desperate to be relevant. Kyle has pursed the juice right out of her strange looking mouth these days from overly doing the lower jaw jut of come hither look-at-me face. I am so sick of the sick bunch of these no dignity backstabbers, but I am grateful for the attention brought to Garcelle whom I will be keeping my eye on, whatever she may be doing from here on in. She is so high “up there”, (Kelly Bennison description style) compared to the trash, the Five are. Embarrassingly low life actions, for people who think they have such grand higher stature amongst the peon human race. HA! They aren't worthy of her participation, and if they think they have won... no they have lost. They have lost all credibility and good will from the majority of the RHOBH watchers, that people will not be interested in remaining fans of this show. I’d rather watch honey booboo reruns and mama June mud rucking than these dirty dawgs get another season to hurt and try to destroy people, children, for fun, profit and sick laughter. I’m looking at each of them for that. Dorit too. I can tell by her face she does not think it is ok what they are doing, what they have done, but goes along with it because she is a shallow spineless suck-up to pure evil people. All to secure some bucks.

I’m not real thrilled to say this but the twins are from my state of Connecticut. Brookfield, which is a very nice town. Spacious rural/suburbia type area. My son and daughter in law got married there in one of those big fancy houses that are venues for events, such as weddings. It was very nice there and Brookfield is a not a shabby place to come from, though they really do seem like Jersey boys.

I call him Maurice, because that is his name. Ask Kim. She’s the one who said so and she has known him a lot longer than we have, being her brother in law and all. The io was added just before they started on RHOBH. I suppose Kyle wanted him to sound more exotic and special. And pretentious. He really is just plain Maurice, just like all the other Maurice’s in the world.

Shocking that nobody chose to keep Adam around.

One thing I do admire about Shanae, is that she hasn’t given into the trend of surgical body enhancement. You can tell thats her natural bosom, because it isn’t propped up on a platter bathing suit type, or disproportionally large like so many of these thin tiny girls seem to have, which is very rare in the real world. Some do get lucky, but most often thin woman with small bone structure do not have D or DD cup size. Even C is rare. Most are A and B’s at the most... naturally. Stay natural Shenae and don’t let the world trick you into going against good common sense and stuffing a plastic bag of whatever is in there, under your skin, to please some strange males eyes in hopes of snagging a beau. Otherwise, yes Shanae is a bit different from the pack mentality of girls in groups and made a terrible impression on the Clayton season, but she’s a basically stopped those shenanigans on BIP and has actually formed a friendship with Genevieve which I think is nice, after being arch enemies on The Bachelor. Shes a lone wolf. Nothing wrong in being different from the sameness of the others.

Hunky Dory Hibiscus/Honeysuckle/Honeydew Legal Diamonds Dust Theres no end of choices

You know what I would just Loooooooove? I would love it if Kathy started her own lipstick line. Maybe blushes too. She and Paris could start a line of high quality ingredient luscious lipsticks called Hilton Highlights, with lipstick and blush colors perhaps named: “I Love Paris in the Springtime” “ “ “ “ “ Fall “ “ “ “ “ Summer “ “ “ “ “ Winter “ “ “ Any Time at all Bentley Berry Caviar Pie Posy “ “ Pink “ “ Poinsettia Etc, Etc, you get the gist. Housewife watchers all across the nation alone, would buy Million$ just to make a point against certain other Real Housewives lipstick sellers who shill their wares. If they used great ingredients and offered a quality, yet, affordable product, I would spring for some great lipstick and blush. At this point... I would buy some, just to MAKE a point. Also, I only want 3% for my idea ! I am not greedy. 😉

In the past I have said I’d like Jennifer Tilly to come on as a housewife so that Sutton could have an ally and good friend in the bunch. I saw her as a guest star on the Rachael Raye show today and I completely change my mind on that. It was a Halloween themed menu Rachael was featuring today. Jennifer would drive me nuts. She’s not the air headed whispery voiced sweetie she used to be that I remember her as in her earlier movie roles. She was VERY loud and overly animated and talked a mile a minute without taking a breath or allowing interjection. She sucked all the energy right out of the room and left me feeling exhausted after the 7ish minute long segment she was on. Rachael and her husband John, just sitting there stuck like prisoners, looked as if they wished she would tone it down and just shut up for a moment, PLEASE! She was talking about her Chucky show, about the many varieties of fake blood and other aspects of the creepy show and her doll at home. I forget its name, but she showed a bunch of pictures of this creepy girl doll in different settings in her home. I am not a big fan of bloody horror shows even if they are comedy. She reminded me of another Rinna with her extreme loudness and desire to be clever and center stage. So I withdraw my past vote for Jennifer Tilly. edited to add: The girl doll is called a Tiffany doll. Bride of Chucky.

Does this item also include the adult sized diaper for more realistic character impersonation?

Also stomping around and pounding on the walls. I know I’d wake up if someone were in the house on any floor, pounding on walls. The dog would too.

I just LOVED the earring choice Kathy wore during the reunion. HUGE square cut diamond studs that were twice as big as Ericas studs she had to give back. I don’t even care if they were cubic zirconia, purposely chosen and purchased for that nights accessorizing. They were perfect. 💎💎

After watching the 3 nights of the reunion, this is my conclusion. I believe Kathy was extremely upset after the very rude manager of the caribou club told her she should go back to LA. It certainly would piss me off and be the last toe that broke the camels straw, after all the digs and attempts to get Kathys goat by both Kyle and Rinna during the trip. She wanted to leave the club, but Kyle would not go with her and stand by her sister on that matter, having her leave without her support once more, and leaving with her. Having Kathy locked out of the store was very mean and shows where their heads were at, concerning Kathy that weekend. All this for wanting to talk about her tequila and feeling slighted every time she tried. Topped off with Lisas LOUD purposeful dig at Kemo Sabe ordering 818 and giving the Kardashians a product shout out (literally shouted) instead. They treated Kathy VERY badly, while Kyle sat back and allowed it and heaped it on herself. Putting her in the bunkbed cellar and throwing her slippers in the garbage, bringing to everyones attention the way Kathy dresses at every opportunity, Kyle the “poor innocent one” IS recorded for all to see how she treats her sisters. Always putting them down, and I do not recall one time Kathy tried to belittle Kyle in other people eyes. Not one time. Erica sure had a different demeanor while telling her little story about Kathy using a homophobic slur against the clubs DJ. It was entirely different than the animated loud shouting threatening manner she usually dishes out to people she is going after for doing something wrong in her eyes. She was very still and non animated, reciting her supposed witnessing to Kathys verbal crime against the DJ. I believe it was because she was feeling fear, while outright lying about Kathy while Kathy sat there in front of her. I am sure Kathy was venting angrily about Kyle in the ride home with Lisa. She probably said what Rinna claims she said about useless Dorit, too. Thats about all I believe. Why would Kathy say anything about Garcelle, Crystal, or Sutton, who have not in anyway said or done one thing mean or cruel to Kathy, that we have seen. I doubt Kathy said she would take Bravo down also. Kathy even feels comfortable enough to pop up at Crystals and ask for crackers and cheese for heavens sake. Crystal happily welcomes and accommodates her friend Kathy. Theres no hidden animosity from Kathy there. It obviously was a lie that she spoke badly about Crystal, so what is going to be believable about any of it other than Kathys disparaging words about Kyle, Dorit, or Erica? Words she apologized to Kyle openly and honestly about. She was not apologizing for homophobic or racist slurs against anyone. Why would she if it didn’t happen. Lisa liar thought she could embellish all these added extra verbal transgressions to what Kathy said so she could bury Kathy and have her thrown off the show, just like Kyle wanted from the get go. Kathy is not that stupid to do what Rinna claims, nor do I think she really is racist or homophobic. What Two things are making the rounds everywhere as the most horrible things a person can be which gets them “cancelled” these days, in hollywood, politics, or social settings. Racism and anti-gayness. So Kathy just happened to display these two horrible traits that only Lisa and Erica witnessed. Yeah, ok. Throw in attacking Bravo as the cherry on top too. Why would she attack Bravo? They’ve done nothing but pay her very well for just showing up! It doesn’t make any sense at all. I am positive that Kathy lost it about Kyle. She let loose and said what she said about Kyle, and her little dog Dorit. She admits she said horrible things and apologized for that to Kyle. She did not want that aired to the world during her private interaction with Lisa who was of course threatening to “tell all” and destroy her relationship with her sister and therefore Kathy sent the cease and desist order on that matter, which was a private family matter. Thats what silence is golden most likely referred to. Lisa and Erica thought they could beef it up with the add-ons that just happen to be a cancelling character killer in the eyes of the world, though none of this is caught anywhere on video or voice recording. It is all by Rinnas and now Ericas, “word”, who everyone knows is worthless if we are judging by the truthfulness and characters of the two twats.

I think Erica’s appeal ‘for legal reasons’ is an attempt to try and continue to look innocent enough to try and fight for having what is supposedly legally hers, taken away from her. Yeah, but what about all the other stuff.. like the house and its contents.

Well, that’s that!

I’d be fine with calling him Nicolette Sheridans ex. Or even Ursula Andress’es sons, father.

Ahh, maybe she was a lesbian AND a narcissist, Lol. Or not! Who knows!?

I’m not feeling Alex and Victoria for the long term. He LOOKS like what she wants, but he is too nice and doesn’t have the self confidence that I think is what is important to be a Victoria blue ribbon winner. He doesn’t have the swagger or personal power she is attracted to. She likes a bad boy, or at least a man who has a lot of status along with the confident presence to command the rooms attention. An excellent vocabulary is not what Victoria swoons over. She is looking for Status, hot bod and looks, and financial independence. I think she thinks she is hot enough to merit all three of those checklist traits. BUT... I could be completely wrong about her. Shes been surprisingly low key on the beach and wants to polish up her previous vamp like reputation. Maybe shes studied past seasons and is playing the very successful “Jade” personality. Not saying that Jade ended up with the most successful life afterwards, with Tanner... just saying ALL the men on that beach had Jade at the top of their list if they could have won her heart.