Eldemarge

After 2 hours: "I really pushed myself today, so we have to stop for the night..." Man, we're getting cheated out of that?? :(

How old is this manbaby?

Sometimes I do solo dance parties in my bedroom if I'm feeling too slothy and I think it really works to get my heartbeat up!

Oh here comes the bullshit and the excuses. He's making SOME changes. Phhfftt! Yes eat that single stalk of celery for the cameras.

There's a lot of "I've been feeling stressed lately" while they live in their bed, with zero responsibilities in life. It's kind of amazing.

I JUST got here and I'm sure I've missed a lot. :( Drat.

You literally just reminded me to put my wash in the dryer. Good night, all! Thank you for being my moral support as I watch these sad, sad people.

Wait, what does Caleb do for a living? Does he buy his own peyote and vacations or is this man funded by his parents?

LOL Caleb. Shut. Up.

That's why you can't maintain an erection. It's all the garbage you eat. I guess the longterm college kid diet isn't doing his body good.

Has a Master's. "Volumptuous."

The longer I look at this man, the more I want to just take a torch to try and melt his face off.

Are you saying she won't want to marry this icky pervert and have his babies???

Oh no, this Gino guy is woman repellent. But I guess that's normal for this show?

Not the "potential girlfriend" label! You go get those crumbs, girl! 🙄

This guy is community dick. Hundred percent.

Oh god, it's Sensitive ManBun guy.

Nothing can beat Colt throwing a tantrum and a water bottle at the tell-all. Good evening, friends! New people, and let's hope at least one couple isn't a trainwreck.

So it seems like Ricky offered Lacey's stuff to her if she wanted to ride with them in the truck to Houston to drop it off but she declined to get into the truck. So I guess they wanted to just dump the U-Haul trailer before they drove back (to save money, I'm sure, and to make it easier for the long drive). And then they just donated everything. That makes more sense than them just dumping everything at Goodwill without warning.

She is not a very good liar. It's like the wheels can't turn fast enough.

Oh to have a man who will CHEER for me when I get into a backseat to eat a cheeseburger. "There ya go, baby!!!"

I actually think Paul is going to do alright. Those crazy kids might make it! Good night, all!

He is 6'6"

Yaaaay we finally have some good progress!

I'm going to say 618!