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Eldemarge

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  1. Dave's Nat joke about "giving it away for free" made me guffaw loudly alone in my car. Well done.
  2. It was not okay then, it is not okay now.
  3. Brandon's head reminds me of a planter full of succulents.
  4. I laughed out loud in my car (driving to work) during The Blotter Presents this morning and it was 5:45 AM. So well done, everyone! Not an easy feat. #Killerpost #YYYYYEEEAAAAAHH!!
  5. I kinda get the feeling that Whitney's friends think they're in some hot-shit clique now that they're on a TV show, so they have the right to gang up on people and whatnot. Not an attractive look. #TEAMKERRYN
  6. Right?? Like they can call her ugly names and she is in TWOUBLE for being so DISRESPECTFUL. Jesus, these people! And Queen Whitney is sitting there soaking up compliments and is like, "Ummm...you didn't say your RESPECT me. Cuz I'm so AMAZE."
  7. How do we point this comedian lady to this board for the next season?
  8. She was really trying to hammer her "He's really into me!" point home. Nobody is buying it.
  9. She gave you an easy out, Lennie!! Don't go back! Aaaaaaaaah!
  10. I'm heating up my dinner and I'm ready to go!
  11. I am not convinced of what looks like a teary-eyed Lennie in the previews telling Whitney he still loves her or whatever. Does the Convincing scale go down into the negatives? He probably gets more passionate about a roast beef sandwich.
  12. Always been one of my favorites! Whenever I try to introduce KITH to a new person, I'll usually grab this sketch for starters.
  13. So he works part-time, she works one day a week. These are the conflicting schedules that keep them from spending time together? So sad that the universe is so against their love! If only these crazy kids could make it work! Tragic.
  14. How is Whitney supposed to be improving on this stair time? She hasn't been "working" or practicing this at all. I am confused. Cue the Chariots of Fire theme, I guess....
  15. I think we've crossed into some verrrrry Fakest Reality Show Ever territory at this point. All we need now is for her boss to walk up and give her a rose, kiss her hand and they both ride off into the sunset on a white horse with a big ol' gleaming dance trophy.
  16. Bless you, man-friend. You can talk to this woman like she is a fragile 4 year-old and not just jump right up and fling a chair at her.
  17. She literally got caught with a giant cookie in her hand and she's crying because he "doesn't believe in her."
  18. I don't understand why Whit is harping on Maddie when it's pretty clear there was no preparation (rehearsals, script) for this dance video. Got damn, she is unprofessional!
  19. If this Task Force is such a big deal, they should all get matching berets.
  20. Shannon Doherty would have hurled a tree stump or a television through the window to get the keys if this happened in real life.
  21. Sarah: "And I think the skirt is actually...gauchos?." Me driving in my car: "OH NO!!!" Horrifying.
  22. Buddy's girlfriend looked really nice at the party. I did notice that Lenny's beard is expanding. He couldn't trim it down just a smidgen for this event? You can probably see his beard from the back at this point.
  23. I was a little alarmed at the huge bites of cake she was taking. I'm surprised she didn't end up choking.
  24. I mean...is it possible Brian Austin Green studied Corey Haim to prepare for his role as a dope fiend? I want to believe this is what is happening here.
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