I think Colt just has that one facial expression. He's really trying to convey that he has other emotions besides "stone-cold" but he's doing a bad job at it.
With the purple shirt and the way he's shaped, he reminds me of Grimace (the old McDonalds character). And Grimace always reminded me of a buttplug, so make of that what you will.
Ashley needs to clean her own house before she sits there calling people c*nts and smirking like she has her shit together.
And then the sneak preview of next week's "I'm thinking of leaving" or whatever. You're still thinking about this??? GURL
Did Jay just try to tell Ashley that he wasn't paying him any ATTENTION?? When was this?? On the flight back from their wedding?? Did she take too long in the bathroom one day?