Eldemarge

Does Mursel know where he is?

Jesus. Set up the 529 for college, open a trust. It's not that hard to just have a few accounts for the kids that wouldn't get gobbled up in a divorce. This is fake news. I hope the new wife does take the majority of his wealth and he has to sell his showy cars and replace them with an old Tercel. At least it will have four doors.

SERIOUSLY!!!!

Oh Michael still hasn't spent the cash to get a four door car for his kids, I see. What a cool dad.

Yes, definitely marry this guy you can barely stand. You're a fucking genius.

What is this bitch adding to his life that he needs to sign up for a LIFETIME...

Gotta rush to ruin your kids' lives in only 6 hours!

Are we ready to go pay the rent in L.A. with inner peace?? Let's go!

Oh nooooo do you think Robert accepted the money secretly from them to not marry Anny?? And then stands her up at the altar? That would be nuts.

At least one of these kids is going to start doing heavy drugs eventually because of Anna and Mursel. Poor boys.

I give this marriage 4 years, tops.

It's his Teeth! They don't fit inside his head or something!

If Tania wants to shock people at her wedding, she should just show up showered and wearing a bra.

ME NOT ACCEPT THIS

I can't with these people.

Sasha's shoes look like he's wearing little blue galoshes.

I had to mute it. It's too saccharin and I really don't give a shit.

"I'm marrying the bank account I love."

If you guys want to hang out tonight and snark with me, you don't have to pack any clothing. I swear I will buy you an entire wardrobe of used clothing. Because I am baller.

LOL @ "The boys were really upset when Mursel left." I DOUBT IT, Anna!

The Casino, sounds like.

None of the above, but I do own a couple of cats.

I never had a bride/wedding dream when I was a little girl. I was too focused on being either Catwoman, Ann Miller, or a Romanian gymnast.

Oh the sad, sad, music they play every time someone has to get on a plane. 😛

I'm on her side, but I have a feeling she's going to do absolutely nothing about Robert acting shitty and probably bang him tonight.