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  1. Eldemarge
    I don't know what a matching tattoo has to do with not wanting to live with her, but only Whitney understands her crazy mind.
  2. Eldemarge
    Oh I'm sure Micah has an exciting professional career and can judge Zied.
  3. Eldemarge
    I wonder if that is the case, and her phone charger is just sitting in some lost luggage somewhere?
  4. Eldemarge
    Hey now. Didn't you hear him? He's going to RESEARCH!
  5. Eldemarge
    How is it Zied looked CLEANER coming off that long flight than Andrew looks while sitting in his hotel room at a resort?
  6. Eldemarge
    "My boyfriend Zied, who is 27 and has a 9-inch donger is going to be arriving here today and I'm soooo nervous!"
  7. Eldemarge
    He's Greasy Ponytail Cargo Shorts Guy.
  8. Eldemarge
    Andrew, stop touching your face. This is why you have the skin that you do. Maybe throw in a shower as well...
  9. Eldemarge
    That smell? Dude feet, probably.
  10. Eldemarge
    Stop putting brown blush on this woman!
  11. Eldemarge
    Thank you. Still recovering but I had a great turnout of support from a lot of friends so that actually felt really great! I'm going to use this year to concentrate on myself and return all the love back to my friends.
  12. Eldemarge
    Whitney is so trifling. Cancel this, TLC!
  13. Eldemarge
    My boyfriend of two years broke up with me three weeks ago. I have NO urges to burn pictures of him like a psycho but that is just me and my Mature Woman behavior. This is definitely something I would have done at age 15, though.
  14. Eldemarge
    She can't live alone because a narcissist MUST have their ego stroked regularly or they go nuts.
  15. Eldemarge
    Brandon is fugly. We need a Zied palate-cleanser.
  16. Eldemarge
    I'm currently single and now I have this nightmare that I'm going to end up dating some dude who insists on high-fiving me all the time. Like with way too much excitement. I'm pretty low energy most of the time...
  17. Eldemarge
    News flash, Betty. Mother's Day will be on a different date every year (second Sunday in May). The 9th of May is not permanently "your day." What a toxic bitch.
  18. Eldemarge
    I think I found the issue. These moonies he hangs out with at the whacky enlightenment center are probably the ones who won't tell him that his tank tops are terrible. They just smile at him and nod every time they see him, probably.
  19. Eldemarge
    Everything will be Zied's face, zebra-print, and hot pink (with either feathers or sequins).
  20. Eldemarge
    So I'm over 40 and don't have mermaid hair extensions... am I doing this wrong?
  21. Eldemarge
    What is Julia getting out of this relationship, exactly? Jesus, girl, RUN! You can find a doofy white kid in Russia.
  22. Eldemarge
    I'm independently wealthy and ready to meet the Love of my Life (on vacation, and he's probably a bartender or just Happens to be posing with no shirt on at the beach) ! Let's gooooo!
  23. Eldemarge
    Night all! Thanks for making my 2020 a bit better!
  24. Eldemarge
    I think it's just a method to stroke her ego and make her feel like she's AWESOME because she's a narcissist and this is the only way she'll go home and try to succeed. At least, that's what it seemed like to me.
  25. Eldemarge
    Oh heyyyyy Silver Fox Doctor!
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