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  1. Eldemarge
    Holy god, somebody knocked up one of those 1000 lb sisters. Somehow this makes my very recent breakup even more insulting.
  2. Eldemarge
    Oh I can help with this one: I figured out awhile ago that when a guy says a girl is hot, he's not looking at her face. Us ladies tend to see faces first. At least that's been my experience.
  3. Eldemarge
    So apparently, Yara has a personality. At least, according to Ugly Jordan Knight.
  4. Eldemarge
    Brandon, getting naked with your girlfriend when your Mother Isn't Around does not make you a rebellious wild man when you are 27 but okay Opie.
  5. Eldemarge
    So what she loves about Jovi is that he used to have a nice body. Lol, this one's built to last!
  6. Eldemarge
    Another season of 90 Day Fiance: Just Someone to Bone (But Guess I Have To Marry You, K)
  7. Eldemarge
    Now is the time to open your mouth and tell your mother she can't make medical appointments for people who aren't you (and who aren't your child).
  8. Eldemarge
    Pack your bags! We're going to the airport! ... to pick someone up. What?
  9. Eldemarge
    The 1000 Lb Sisters are back. One of them is now 445 lbs, I guess, so one is in a chair and the other can stand on her legs. Something something gotta lose this weight last chance but covid-19 zzzzzzzzz.....
  10. Eldemarge
    She lives on planet Pretty Girl, where she always seems to get her way.
  11. Eldemarge
    Oh good, a bare shoulder. TLC would never let us down.
  12. Eldemarge
    "Marriage changes EVERYTHING" says Jovi's unmarried friends.
  13. Eldemarge
    I hate Dr Teeth's hair. Do something with it.
  14. Eldemarge
    Okay wait. He doesn't know if he wants to marry her but she's definitely coming over on a K-1 so they can get married?? OY, this show.
  15. Eldemarge
    I'm cautious about any aging hairstyles so I just pay attention to what Drew Barrymore is doing and try to mimic that (we're close in age and have similar hair texture).
  16. Eldemarge
    HONEY. A 20 year-old?? This lady has no sense.
  17. Eldemarge
    Jeez louise, yes, we know he is very very young. Do we have to keep saying it???
  18. Eldemarge
    This is terrible but... Zied lost weight and Rebecca found it, right? I'm not imaging this? Zied's lookin' good!
  19. Eldemarge
    Never was pregnant, she's a scammer who probably tried this with multiple dudes and you took the bait.
  20. Eldemarge
    She's a wannabe influencer, right?
  21. Eldemarge
    Poor Babs, Whitney could roll over onto her and smash her pelvic bone in her sleep!
  22. Eldemarge
    Thoughts: THE PLAN yammer yammer yammer... Buddy could have just trimmed all that hair and looked 100 percent better. I'm not feeling the hairless face. We get it; Whitney is a HERO for saving her mother from Covid.
  23. Eldemarge
    SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU
  24. Eldemarge
    Oh it's the worst. I'm only watching this season because I want to see her fake relationship blow up.
  25. Eldemarge
    That's right, Sumit. Throw a ring at the old bag. You can now be Pretend Married!
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