Eldemarge

Nobody loves anybody in this car, stop lying...

I had the exact same thought!!!

Right. It's for your kids. That baby is way safer in Korea.

Jenny is full of shit. She's going to let Mike Jones hit it until old age puts her into a wheelchair and he leaves her in some sort of Indian Old Folks' Home.

"I'll find out a way to keep you here (because I want sex)."

Whitney. Absolutely Nobody wants to impregnate you.

Up next, we see how Sumit tries to further string Jenny along with zero commitment! Grab some leftover pie, luvs!

IT'S MY SPECIAL DAAAAAAY

If Jenny were truly a nice person, she'd at least have a THOUGHT of concern for this wife that Sumit was cheating on. But no, everyone is the enemy because everyone is against their love. Fuck off, Jenny.

UM... did I just see Hazel/Tarik blinged out "TARZEL" necklace in that new preview?? Tarik is so embarrassing.

My kids and I just generally buy a bunch of pies/treats and then just munch on them all day. Sometimes we get Indian food if we want something other than desserts. They've had their traditional Thanksgiving at their dad's family's house but they aren't crazy about turkey and truly would rather just eat pie.

LOL the way the brother checks his watch the second Britanny starts in with the fake sobbing...

I think she has decided she is going to be his Forever Indian Wife so I'm not too surprised...

Myleeza gives < 0 fucks that this sad little bozo is leaving.

This is shallow, but I hate Cheesestick's little slopey shoulders. They make his head look giant. And he looks permanently dejected.

Where are the Whitney Thore Crying previews?? I DEMAND SATISFACTION

Her and Sumit's brother are super-cute, right??

Oh we're going to do the "I hope my parents accept my husband because we're getting married AGAIN (after having a baby)!" trope, I see. I am so TIRED of it! The stakes are low.

Good evening! Let's put Jenny on a plane!

POOR VICTIM JENNY

Didn't these fools already have a ring ceremony? From their first season? Whatever.

I am ready for some more Zied!

This mask takes years off of Jenny's face.

OH for cryin' out loud, break UP already!

Happy birthday!! I hope you have a great time at Target! (I can't trust myself to not go on shopping sprees there, so I have to avoid...)