Eldemarge

Paul is never going to get a job, no matter the country. I hope she knows that.

Did they hire a friend for Colt or is that a "personal trainer?"

Angela's FB page is public. You're welcome.

Eric's dumping her before the scars fully heal.

HOW does she sleep in all her jewelry. I can't.

He's going to blow up and call her stupid about every other week and then duck out to the gas station to buy her flowers to propagate the cycle of abuse. And she'll be all "He really means it this time! I can tell he's really sorry and he loves me."

I told my boyfriend he better not EVER buy me a stupid bear holding a heart. Also, I wonder how much of Stacey's credit card paid for all this nonsense.

What the heck? He shaved all his facial hair off and looks weird. She's been beard-fished!

Unless something has changed, no she doesn't. So I don't see why they're talking about moving to L.A. with their mom. The girls live with their dad.

Darcey pretending that she has custody of her kids...

I'm sorry, House of Eleven, the drop-ship Alibaba "fashion line" did not dress celebrities. LIES With a dad with deep pockets, couldn't they have just attended design school to actually learn how to be fashion designers if it was this big passion of theirs? But that would have taken big ambition and effort and it was easier for their dad to just buy them a fashion line where they could resell cheap stuff from China and feel glamorous. It's kind of a waste, really.

Stacey's dressed like she's ready for a jewel heist for some reason.

This woman is going to show up at the altar with a smoker's hack and a flop sweat. Just like the fairytales.

Off-topic, I heard that Carole Baskin was going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Okay, back to snarking on the deplorables.

Remember when Syngin told Tania in their first season that he wants to be an opera singer....an astronaut...a professional golfer... (I don't remember all the things) ? And now she's shocked that he isn't more motivated about giving her a stable life? Ahahahaha

Very pretty bride and flowers!

I hope the visa officer watches all the abuse Angela hurts at Michael and never lets him go over to the States for his own safety.

Oh NO Libby WILL NOT MARRY Andrei unless she knows the TRUTH! gtfo of here with this shit, TLC

Yeah, I'm going to guess Paul isn't spending time at the library on Indeed.com sending out applications all day.

They already hoarded-up the car.

I'm going to make a wild guess that he looks like a greaseball and doesn't carry on much of a conversation besides a stream of compliments/face sucking/ab flexing.

Books??? Are you sure?

Pour that fucking bottle of Jack on yourself and set yourself on fire, you piece of shit.

Debbie, Jess's "boyfriend" is sending pics of his tiny knob to girls on the internet. She's every right to "fly off the handle."

Florian has already decided he hates everyone at this table.