Eldemarge

I have to wonder what was the actual PLAN was with Florian/Stacey and their living situation. They're allowed to live in Dad's house as long as they're married, I guess? Because right now, they have nowhere to live and no plan. And as a parent, I don't like these weird dudes coming and living in the same house Aspen and Aniko live... Darcey and Stacey really barely know these guys.

Whoever fixed Paris Hilton's eye. She looks super-good now!

Maybe it will rise up and eat her so we don't have to see her or hear her ever again. One can only hope.

LOL Colt's hair looks like he's really into My Chemical Romance all of a sudden.

Oh jeez, not that garbage again...

Ack! I'm here! I got a chance to socialize and did it for too long. Hope I didn't miss anything important!

I don't know what's on Darcey's head but from the back, it looks like a Gucci hay bale.

Stacey: "We will NOT be defeated!" Florian: ..... (looks totally defeated)

Okay, they've seen each other like...twice? And she's acting like she's a wife in Saving Private Ryan or something. I can't.

She's scared to question Florian because he has anger issues and she's signing up for an abusive marriage. I've seen enough here to know that. Stacey will have to pretend that everything he does is fine and good all the time in order to avoid his rage.

Alright. Make a list, go to the store alone. You aren't supposed to drag your whole family. Keeps the exposure down. Fine, fine, I'll be sitting over here alone...

We're going to have about 15 pairs of dueling breasts on the tell-all.

Who here is shocked that this manchild does not grasp how pandemics work?

Kalani has HAD IT. First he doesn't help with the kids, then he's out in a pandemic trying to bring home a deadly disease to the kids. She is done.

Oh no. No, Larissa.

JESUS, Libby, Andrei was sitting at a TABLE next to you most of the night and you're lecturing him like he's provoking your shitbag brother again?? God, I hate her.

Omg guys, remember restaurants??

Meanwhile...back at the wedding, everyone is still begging Charlie to stop being such a big fat asshole.

6. Pole running down the street and falling into an open manhole.

A 24-hour check-in? Why didn't they just keep her? Is this a thing?? I might want better boobs one day.

The second they walked into the gym, I could have told you there was going to be a squatting scene with Stacey.

Look at patient Eric in the waiting area, waiting for his relationship to improve.

That is the very first time Colt has touched a football. Nice try, TLC.

He's meditating. Here is your chance to punch in him the face.

Colt, I hate your face and your body. And you, just in general. LOL did hopscotch drive him to throw up??? SLOW DOWN THERE, COUCH BOY.