Eldemarge

She looks like she puts Herself to sleep with her voice!

"I've been pushing myself!"

Don't leave! We love you! She'll lose another 5 pounds, you'll see!!!

Cameo, if you really want to help, get the woman some bed sheets.

Sooooo... she ate almost normally yesterday and dropped 5 lbs. Bitch, you didn't work hard for two months!! Yep, she is just here to bullshit everyone.

This show goes so much faster without 20 minutes of a fatty thrown in the back of a van while crying and yelling. It's surreal!

DEAD. ❤️

That COUGH. X-ray her whole head.

I can already tell she is only here to bullshit herself and try to bullshit Dr. Now. There, I've saved us all an hour.

I once got really stoned and ate 7 McD's cheeseburgers and now I'm having flashbacks.

I mean...she is talking and talking and scarfing and scarfing. Take a breath! Oh holy hell, the Baby Jane WIG with the LASHES. lol

Hello all! This lady is absolutely slim compared to last week's lady. Maybe she can make it??

I wish they would shut up about "It's your bachelor party!" No. It's Jovi and his one skeevy friend.

Oooooh how about a violent hog attack on Brandon while he's feeding the "cute animals?"

What I'm getting from Brandon is, he thinks being involved in any way in his own wedding wouldn't be "manly." So he'd rather act like he's totally over it on TV because... he doesn't want to be a "pussy?" Or something? Anyway, he doesn't care about actually making Julia happy. He is going to make a really shit husband.

So his girlfriend is hurt and is crying and Brandon's reaction? Be a sarcastic twat and talk about the "FEMALE FANTASY OF THE WEDDING DAY." This guy does not deserve Julia. I hate him.

For what he's paid for Hazel to come over (plus whatever the wedding will cost), he could have just gotten hair plugs and fixed his self esteem that way. And also avoided these trifling problems.

But he needs to get blown by a stripper for the Last Time!

Poor, trusting Yara. I hope she sees this and lights his ass up.

The VERY first Sephora I saw was in Marseilles in 1998. She doesn't have to go all the way to California for a makeup store. Also, I miss Sephora. 😞 I am not risking the mall right now!

UGH...his patchy, gross chest hair.

Poor Harris. Calls Stephanie every day to call her "baby" and ask her about her day and his WIFE isn't into it and sometimes leaves?? Unfathomable. POOR INNOCENT HARRIS.

No way can this man have sex with a body part that isn't embedded in a fleshlight. I don't get you, Amira.

Oh, it's Tarzel. MUTE time! (Who came up with "MC Bald Spot" last week? Hilarious.)

A hundred bucks says after Vegas, Jovi will be back to the marathon drinking.