SweetieDarling

Janelle claims she wants Jace back, and how badly he wants to live with her, but I wonder has she ever gone to any of his Boy Scout events, or School plays/concerts? Field days? classroom holiday parties? back to school nights or even sat in on parent- teacher conferences? I'm guessing no. It's not like she can blame her work schedule. I hope Barb's lawyer mentions this in the custody hearing if that's the case.

Ha! Rinna thought the same thing!

OMG! "My Little Pony got here" I'm dying!

WTF with the gold leaf in the hair? That looked like a total mess!

At the dog shelter, did Kyle really say, "This one's a 'mongrel'. I've never heard of that breed."? Did I hear right?

But, we might need to text David so we know what to say and how to behave. How else will we know that we're upset and it's time to tearlessly cry?

Maybe someone threw water on her

When she said that I was wondering if that's because she has a black soul, or at least it looks black because it's an empty abyss of nothingness.

in the bathroom doing coke?

I thought ladies didn't cross their legs, only their ankles, in old fashioned proper etiquette.

I'm sorry, but Kail's friend reminds me of Pat from SNL. At least when they break up, she won't have relationship souvenir baby #4

I know Bravo does this on purpose, but it still irks the crap out of me that they film the reunions before the most dramatic/insane episodes air. Think of all the questions and comments that viewers would have submitted from this episode that Andy will never bring up!

I think her flipping out at dinner would be far more embarrassing to Tom than some lame ass jokes about seeing Erika's hoo-ha accidentally on purpose.

Well thank God that didn't happen!! The whole season would be tasteless jokes about his size and whether or not shrinkage was to blame.. Someone would buy him Speedos as a joke, which he would find hysterical and torture us by wearing them.

My jaw DROPPED when she said "she's already apologized. What can she do to make it right?" ummm,..you would be the resident expert and queen of how many apologies it takes to get from insufficient to insincere,.

And not just because she doesn't wear underwear ;)

Was anyone else surprised that Rinna and Eden paired off together for sight seeing? I thought Rinna was mad at Eden for ratting her out about Kim not being sober and close to death, and Eden was upset with Rinna for trying to deflect it all back on her? Did LVP manipulate them? Did I miss an episode? Did those cheesecakes really have them all singing Kumbaya?

But Rinna was hysterical while she was packing. Didn't you hear her jokes? She was doing her bouncy laugh, so they must have been funny, right? I guess Lola just doesn't appreciate her humor.

I think he was trying to suggest that because all that eyeshadow went missing, the women won't be able to make themselves "presentable". None of the wives will appear without sufficient makeup supply, hence, the show will be canceled.

I've always been fascinated with the British accents. I know when I watch a lot of British tv I tend to pick up words or sometimes change my sentence structure, mostly just in my head, not aloud. I once almost referred to my side view mirror as my "wing mirror" because of all the Formula 1 races and British car rehab shows that Mr Darling watches.

if only we had known about Jace's popcorn fundraiser...that kid would have won the grand prize!!

Boy, those brownies must be good, because I think Chelsea's house is in the wrong direction. However, it may be worth it to see Cole high. I can just imagine the 2 of them with the giggles and poor Aubree wondering why SHE can't have a brownie, while Pete (that's the pig's name isn't it?) snarfs up crumbs like a Dyson.

I'm always reminded of the episode of Seinfeld where he's dating the woman with noisy stomach grumbles that make it sound like her belly is saying "Helloooooo"

Drugs are bad, mmkay? So, don't do drugs, mmkay..

The mental image was traumatizing enough. Was that really necessary? I am also thoroughly embarrassed that I remembered that much of the song.