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Plus it is so botoxed it doesn't move. The whole scene of Peggy telling Arnold that the custom in Philly is to fuck like ferrets before marriage was laughable.

I still don't know why they dress Dorian they way they do. He can be unconventional and still stylish. I can't see men falling over themselves for Lily. Every time I see her face, I see a large-mouthed bass. Hoping for something more dramatic at the ball than Vanessa swooning. Will the Pinkerton guy turn too since he was bitten? Timothy Dalton looks better without the beard. Cracked me up when Sir Malcolm was all, damn, we'll have to replace the rug!

Ditto to what everyone said about Stannis. I want Ramsey to die after he flays Stannis and his witch.

Matthew is #pretentiousdouchebrat

Loving this show! Melissa Leo sure is rocking the creepy.

I've never understood the term "swallowed one's tongue." The tongue is attached. How can it be swallowed? Getting around the teeth would be pretty fraught. ::shudder::

Why was Bedelia's arm down that patient's throat? BTW, is that even physically possible? Eww!

So happy the sexiest fictional cannibal is back! Great opening episode.

I think the guy was drilling them in English so that wouldn't have been Von Steuben speaking. At that time, about all the English he knew were swear words! He's one of my faves from Revolutionary history along with Tadeusz Kościuszko. I wish they would show Washington's public vituperation of Charles Lee when he caught him riding away from the Battle of Monmouth.

The toddler was moving his hand all over his face while Abe and his wife were talking. It was so distracting!

If they really wanted to do a transgender storyline, why couldn't they have hired a transgender actress to play Maya? Oh, right, TPTB just pulled it out of their asses. Anyway, would have been much more compelling.

Shouldn't they have kept Mike for a food supply? ::ducks::

OMG, I know! That voice sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch about upperclass twits! Peggy made me laugh when she told Arnold something to the effect that her daddy would be upset if she stayed their talking alone to him too long. Hell, honey, he never noticed you being out alone all night so I doubt he would care! ;-)

I find Billy Piper to be so singularly unattractive that I can't get into Lily or care what happens to her. Dorian and Angelique were off the chart hot tonight. My pet peeve about Dorian is that he never wears a tie/cravat. It takes me right out of the period setting. I love Mr. Lyle, too. I want Vanessa and Ethan to be just friends.

Calvin was gorgeous with his different colored eyes, but I couldn't believe his person had done nothing in 12 years to deal with him biting her.

Loved that too! I wasn't quite as whooping with joy the way I was with what happened to Cersei in last weeks GoT, but I did relish the old ninny getting served.

Lafayette was like a son to him, so Washington's cool response when he kissed his cheeks didn't ring true to me.

Well, that sucks. Bring back JMW and kick AP to the curb. Assholes!

Okay, so being born a female in a male body is not Maya's fault. I get that. But how is being biologically a Marrone but raised as a Forrester Ridge's fault? Why is it okay to taunt him about that?

Noticed that Brooke didn't disabuse her bratty baby of the notion that Ridge STOLE her from Eric and that his "horrible" childhood was all Ridge's fault. Her hands were clean!

I couldn't believe Simcoe could survive a deep gut wound like that either, but since the real guy survived the war... I've heard of the gutting a cow, bison, horse thing and getting inside it to survive the freezing cold, but, yuck! just yuck! ;-)

Next week: Mr. Shippen wonders why Peggy never has sleepovers with her friends at their house. Seriously, a young, unmarried respectable woman wouldn't be traipsing by herself to a man's house at all hours. It's funny that I was wondering if Andre would cut off that rat's tail braid and give it to her as a memento. A few minutes later he did! Simcoe's high-pitched poncey voice is like fingernails on the blackboard to me! Loved the death stare Hewlett gave him. Caleb cleans up cute! :-)

I wish I had a picture of Eric and Rick consoling each other. I would caption it "Ridge stole OUR pussy! Waaaa!"

Poor Thorne. He is so unimportant to his family that he doesn't even merit a mention as a Forrester son.

Well, I knew the intelligent, rational pod version of Eric would leave the building and dementia Eric would be back, but it is still so disappointing. Why did he even say all those things to lil Ricky if he was going to turn right around and give in to the whiny wuss with no conditions whatsoever?