Cattitude

How could I have forgotten the most mind numbing GMAFB moment of the night. Valerie being with a vampire for years and NOT knowing dying with vampire blood in your system makes you a vampire!!!!!!!!!! You're killing me Plec......

Could we have a whole show of just Damon, Bonnie and Ric.....oh but pretend they are trying to bring anyone but Jo back. One fun and free wheeling heretic that was kind of Kiaish without the psychopath gene and he gets killed...ugh!(only distractions was he looked kind of samoin or korean how would he ever have met the others in the 1800s?) I am far from a Stefan fan, but that was some really unfair recon of his past. It goes against his whole personality to meet a girl(who looked far older than 16) lose his virginity AND fall maddly in love in one freakin' night. If he really loved her that much he would never have slept with her. It was like someone who never knew Stefan's character wrote that whole story. Then at the end it was like a fast speed retread of Stefan/Elena/Damon triangle with Stefan as Elena and Caroline as Damon. Caroline thinks her love is not enough for Stefan and Stefan saying he feels more for Caroline than he ever did for sweet young Valerie(Stefan). The only thing missing is if Stefan really loves Caroline as much as he should he would have let the vervain be dammed and kissed her anyway b/c the pain wouldn't be near as bad as the feeling gotten from the kiss. I was so disappointed that didn't happen and THAT is why I can't buy a true love between Stefan and Caroline. If I were a Stefan fan I would have been totally pissed about that whole story tonight. And lastly this Lily whiplash is not helping her character at all. Is she evil- is she weak -is she a leader -is she a sheep? I don't have a lick of sympathy for her and I don't see how these people keep following her. It is like everyone feels sorry for her but she doesn't deserve any of it. So she hated Giuseppe but Julian hung the moon? Both seemed cut from the same cloth she was just still in the honeymoon phase with Julian, he was Giuseppe all over again for sure. I guess all these different parts are supposed to make her have a layered personality but it just adds to her unlikablity. Last week Stefan and Damon talked about how mean she was with her discipline of them, this week Stefan says she was a sweet strong mother. What ever....I hope she dies! I wish I could say I truely hated the episode but the three musketeers + Oscar saved it.

I can't stand mouth full of marbles Jackson. He is ruining Hayley for me. Of course I love Elijah and b/c I do and he loves Hayley I want them together. I think Hayley is mean to keep accepting Elijah's help knowing how he feels. When did Davina and Hayley become enemies? I thought all the "girls" kind of got along well. I find neither Klaus nor Hayley are doing the right thing for their child. Both are using her as a weapon against the other. She is no more safe with one than the other. As long as they both play keep away they are both harming their own child. Second fav to Elijah is Will(Jason Dohring..sigh) ugh that he is stuck with worthless Cami. I am really liking all the new character(which is more than I can say for TVD) Really intrigued by the brother/sister. This prophecy is weird though. Elijah keep kicking ass and looking fab! MEOW!

My main concern is it seems none of them had desire/can be in MF in 3 yrs so that doesn't bode well for Lily being gone. It more seems like she somehow wins or something. boo! I was slightly confused about Stefan's reaction to Caroline being kidnapped. I thought he was supposed to love her and it be deeper than he felt for Elena yet he seemed so calm and blase about her being held. I mean when Damon learned Lily could get to Elena's body he dropped everything and went right over to the crypt. When Stefan learned Caroline was kidnapped he went over and bawled out Damon and stood around while he waited for Damon to try and get her back. THEN when that didn't work they made the little plan. WTF? I'm starting to think Bonnie will indeed somehow be the hunter b/c that stone activated something weird in her. I am also slightly afraid that Jo may channel through Bonnie instead of coming to life herself. Not a fan of Jo, why did this have to be the girlfriend Ric cared so much about. I like Enzo but was also creeped out about the romantic vibe with Lily. I think he may be Caroline's fiance. I mean if she was getting married it would cruel to marry a mortal when she doesn't age and would have to move every 10 yrs or so. I would bet she has to be marrying another vampire. I think Enzo and Caroline have better chemistry than she and Stefan. Matt is getting so much learned helplessness he is hard to watch anymore. Something needs to change with his story.

While I'm on the pile of ugh awful heretics they really aren't the worst b/c the travelers were- THE WORST! At least Mama Salvatore has family and history in MF. She really is just awful though, makes me like Giuseppe so much more. At least he "fathered" his OWN children even if he was strict and mean. My big issue with Lily is I don't get how she feels so motherly towards these people. I mean they had like 20 yrs before prison world then if her explanation is correct they desiccated pretty soon after so she was really alone not mothering them most of these decades. She doesn't appear to be much older than they are so I just don't get a motherly vibe. Maybe if Plec would have made some kind of sire type bond. Damon was almost grown and Stefan was 10ish when she turned so she was their mother for many years. I don't get how loving them would remind her of an abusive husband? Like these heretics aren't evil too. The whole explaination makes no sense. Why would heretics allow a plain old vampire be their leader? And as someone else said she wants to live in the Salvatore house and use the family crypt but shuns her natural children? I really don't know how much of a mother being totally horrible to her children I can take, I never liked the Mikaelson mother either.

I'm really interested in who this hunter is. I know many think it will be Caroline but I'm not convinced. I think it will somehow have to do with that rock Ric is trying to use to bring Jo back. I'd think the hunter could be Jo but in silhouette the body type didn't really match Jo's. Since the mute heretic also had that scar it either has to be a new character or something happens to "activate" someone like what happened to Jeremy when he became a hunter. I am also curious about the other coffins with Damon. I would assume one might be Elena but I think there was one more. Who would that be? Maybe that was Caroline.

Well considering when Stefan woke him up in 3 yrs he had purposely desiccated to wait for Elena to wake up I doubt that thread will get dropped. I am really curious about this hunter too b/c obviously Stefan had been in danger and then thought it had passed or Damon wouldn't have desiccated himself. He knew the story when he woke up but from what Stefan said his "scar" had reactivated. I highly doubt it is Caroline. I am a huge Delena fan but I liked the direction of the show without Elena. Add me to the list who didn't care for the heretics, especially the catty females. They are way childish. And I too was like yah you aren't the most powerful beings on earth since you are capable of being killed. I'd love for Klaus to tear through the lot of them. I like Enzo and Ric so I enjoyed both their little stories. But poor Matt. He needs to be more badass. I didn't think what Bonnie and Damon did was wrong. Stefan and Caroline have never been a huge brain trust, so I thought their little truce was absurd to begin with. Like giving those heretics MF was ever going to keep them in check, with no people around how would there have been any fun in that? They would always still be a huge danger. I just don't understand why Bonnie and Damon stopped at one, plus Damon cares very little for Caroline so how is taking her payback? Over all I liked it.

Somehow my cable company had tech problems and I watched yesterday with no sound and I gotta say I wasn't too upset. The dialogue I made up for all these couples I care nothing about(sniff I used to like Julexis) I'm sure was better than the actual dialogue. I had a ball. It seemed suspicious the sound came back on for the last 5 mins. I LOL at Jake and Liz conversation going up the stairs. It made me think she was going to kidnap/imprison him as her slave. Why does Ron think a whole show of just couples is entertaining? I'd rather see some couples and big groups of people doing thing not a whole show of pairs.

Well if we must have Michael with a useless character at least Rosalie had some spark. I'd rather Ron push THAT over milk toast blah blah vanilla fishcakes.

Okay I'm slightly embarrassed to say I like Sam and Jake. I've never been a big Sam fan but she and Jake are pretty cute together and her admitting her past and being embarrassed was darling, BUT(come on you knew it was there) could someone for the love of mercy feakin' TELL THEM THE TRUTH. I mean a few weeks or a couple of months of not knowing who he is was one thing but at some point it gets so ridiculous that when he finds out it won't have any impact b/c it has gone on too damn long! By the time Sam and Jake know he is Jason everyone in PC EXCEPT them will know and be keeping it from them it is like Sonny killed AJ but no one tell Michael on steroids! ugh! I also LOL at Kiki and Morgan vs Michael and Sabrina as couples. One is like total dysfunctional train wreak no one wants to watch and the other is so milk toast goodie goodie no one want to watch.....leave it Ron to build lose lose couples again! Next on GH Michael and Sabrina can't get out of her apartment b/c they both want the other one to go first b/c neither thinks they are worthy enough...gag!

Well she is through with Ric b/c he lied and tried to make Jake believe a lie about his life, yet she freely did the same damn thing so I'm not surprised Liez said that. Clearly she thinks her shit don't stink, but her face says other people's is a different story.

I know I have a warped view of the show but this gave me a blackout twitch. Seriously Sabrina is tied to Duke through ROBIN's family. GTFOH! Sabrina has gone from so much wallpaper to a character I really can not stomach. ugh! I can't stand a total goodie two shoes who ain't all that GOOD! She tried to kill a baby for goodness sakes. Plus she may sing and dance well but girl can't act. She should stick to plays and get off GH. And she and Michael together, sugar coma in the making. Kill me now! Dante is golden. He and Ned together. Holy smokes. MEOW! Julian you are a giant pussy! I used to love ya now I just want Sonny to put a cap in your ass. If the mob wars would mean Julian would bit the big one then bring it b/c I only like him in scenes with Sonny now. Sorry to say but evil Nik and Hayden are awesome. I actually feel like Hayden is speaking for the audiance. I feel like she needs a big bowl of popcorn and just snark away. It was awesome. Hope she is allowed to let it rip on Spencer's ass. Poor Jake, you look fine in that suit but nobody deserves to be stalked by Liez AND Snarly.....that is just wrong. And sorry in what wanky timeline is Olivia's NYE baby 1 month premature but Stalker Nurse has only known Jake a couple of months??? <bang my head on the keyboard>

I suppose you don't watch The Following but to me in a soapy way it is what Ron is going for with Dr. O and Anna. I see shades of Ryan and Joe. And I just don't agree that Anna doesn't have some positive feelings for Dr. O I mean it isn't like they didn't team up at CC too. That scene wasn't OOC to me it is just everyone has different opinions. It isn't healthy for a good person to have some love for her evil nemesis but it happens in plot lines all the time. Kind of the definition of a nemesis is someone you hate yet admire a little underneath. It isn't particularly well done by Ron but I do see what he is going for.

There is little I feel like commenting on lately. Show is managing to ruin Julian for me by having him act so neanderthal about the baby. He's almost resorted to grunts and chest beating. I will say I actually liked the Anna and Dr. O scene b/c I got what they were going for. Anna and Dr. O have this love/hate relationship. They admire the other to an extent but one is good and the other evil so there is a level where they despise each other. In the end though they both "got" the others love for their "man". I thought the scene was kind of sweet, but I do feel sorry that Anna a long term character is written so alone dealing with Duke's death. She really should have had Mac et al with her. I still like Olivia and loved her scene with Dante. I think this whole baby story is weakly written but I still get where Olivia is coming from. She may be a Sonny apologist at times, but fact still remains she managed to keep Dante safe from him his whole childhood. So while after he became an adult and learned of his father things may have changed I still think she has a leg to stand on about wanting to keep this BABY from Julian. A baby is different than a grown ass man.

Luke- gets too close to fire and spontaneously combusts b/c he isn't human. Patrick- throat punched and stabbed in the genitals by Robin. Aiden- starves to death forgotten in the basement.

Not quite sure what to think of this. As it isn't one is bad so the other must be good. Saying what Michael did was illegal had nothing to do with Sonny's sins. Just b/c Sonny is a bad person doesn't make Michael a good person by default. What I said had nothing to do with Sonny. Doing something illegal to prove you are the better choice doesn't make you the better choice. Truth was by getting a bias judge to rule Michael won custody. If he would have let the original judge rule Sonny would have won so yes he did something illegal so he is not innocent.

Spinelli Patrick Aiden(is he really a character? I'm not convinced)

Michael is relatively innocent, but he did do something illegal that cause Morgan to do what he did so I disagree that he is "innocent". Not to mention he is very arrogant and smug. While what Morgan did is all kinds of wrong and his lack of insight at this point is baffling even for one with a head stuffed with fluff end of the day if Sonny would have done this to get his daughter back Carly would have been falling all over him to pat him on the back. Carly's point of view was so off the charts terrible. This is her child and I think why she reacted like she did was more a refection on her poor parenting skills that she would raise a child that would do this to his brother. To me the Morgan and Michael stuff is kind of similar to Jason and AJ. Didn't AJ the loser brother burn down the wearhouse to get Michael from Jason and could have killed Jason? And AJ's own family berated him almost as bad. So Micheal's not AJ at all he's the Jason in this...Poor stupid Morgan is AJ...he just isn't fat instead he's balding.

Yesterday had some good points and then there is Spinelli and Carly! Carrloss and his hair of wonder lost points with me for not using his big ass gun to kill that beaty eyed cretan. Jake may be boring but the level of pretty in scenes with Jake and Julian almost hypnotized me. They look really good together. MEOW! Aww I liked Sonny and Michael. I'm glad they are going to join together even if it is against poor stupid Morgan. I've never liked Morgan but I do feel bad for him not b/c of what he did but because he is so stupid. Kiki can just take a long walk off a short pier though. I want Jordan to dock roll Anna. ugh! Smug Sabrina and her paper waving is too much also. I loathe that goodie two shoes. Her phone call with Carlos was so annoying.

My UO for today is I just really can't with Anna. She just grates on me most days. I so hate the way she is blackmailing Jordan and treating her own child I kept wanting Jordan to dock roll her.

Call Robert up b/c unlike most I'd love Anna to leave town and be with Robert. Would you rather have to watch gloating Sabrina save the day on loop or spend 10mins helping Lucy plan the nurses ball?

Coma baby b/c I could always end up having a different mom just give Ron time. Would you rather have Carly repeatedly interrupt your LIFE or Lucy be your matchmaker?

<strolls in> I can't with these stories I miss Sonny. <runs>

Wow yesterday happened. That was a whole lota nothin'. I didn't mind Jake or Sam in their scenes but Patrick true to douche form seemed put out to be talking about...not him. He kept playing it like he was annoyed to be having this conversation about not him. I mostly kept wanting that bus Jake kept talking about to take out Spinelli, Lulu and Maxie they are truly all just a complete waste of O2. While Nathan and Ellie are cute physically together I don't get all the Ellie love b/c she is just one click off from being a female Spinelli her only saving grace is she is attractive and not a beady eyed cretan. Show was so boring and irritating....games on my phone were more interesting by the time I got to the end of that mess.

Will he include "single tear" too b/c THAT never gets old. RME With Franco and Nina on so much this week I kept wondering why they haven't gotten a love scene b/c to be honest they have good chemistry in close moments even if they are given epic fail garbage for story. All this secret talk coupled with the no sexy time leads me to believe they will indeed prove to be cousins/siblings...something. eeek! So sorry Grrpants09 and Box305 about your kitties.(no this isn't Silas)