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Kerri Johnson

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  1. What happened to all the exit limo speeches? That's the best time for crying and whining. I miss the bright camera lights, the admission that the producers drive you around for hours and fill you up with alcohol so you wold say something stupid. Most people audition for the next Bachelor/ette there, Ian. I remember Kaitlyn not crying in her exit limo and being classy on her way out. Imagine Clint's final speech? Or Kupah? Man, what happened to this show.
  2. Why was the elevator attendant's face blurred? We saw him last week. Seeing the guys and Kaitlyn crying from the cold wasn't fun. Why didn't they have the rose ceremony inside? And nice to see Chris Harrison again!! Missed him. The whole show is in shambles and he brings some stability. Shawn's story is what I hate about this show. Must everyone have a sob story? Sorry Ryan Gosling but you will never beat Catherine Lowe's story of watching her friend being crushed by that tree and Catherine being determined to find love since life is so short. Kait pressuring Ben H was also annoying. Can't people connect without talking about tragedy? Kaitlyn has a great singing voice! Why didn't they show that? I like how she's game to embarrass herself as much as the guys like she did with the sumo wrestling. Thank the Bachelor Gods that there was no Britt and Brady this week.
  3. I don't like Ben H. I don't like his pig nose, his smug giraffe like walk and his "connection" with Britt that so conveniently switched over to Kaitlyn. Shawn is hideous, I can't see women rushing to sign up if he's TB. I think Cupcake as well. He's TV handsome, successful, rich, and could pull off the scripted stuff. After The Bachelor is over, I'd like to see Britt back as Bachelorette. Not because I like her personality, but because she is the most naturally beautiful female contestant ever (not counting plastic Emily). You would know for sure the guys are there for her and are actually lusting over her. The men were desperate for Emily and I think they'd be desperate for Britt too. Plus you would have all the guys that voted for her this season back to bring the drama! I know some Bachelor assistant is lurking, make it happen!
  4. Tanner was the real MVP this episode. It would've been awesome during Kaitlyn's goodbye speech to Clint if she said "Villians gotta vil". I would've stood up and cheered. Is Kaitlyn's closet made up of only black? I remember they gave Emily what seemed like the best wardrobe. Kaitlyn has a very slim body. Use it. It's summer (for us watching, I know it was winter in NY but still) and she's wearing a Kanye approved wardrobe of only black and white. It would be nice to see her in bright oranges, yellows, greens etc. The two Ashleys were a nice surprise. Hate Kardashley but she looked glamorous at the rap battle and there was Kaitlyn looking the like tomboy she is. The rap battle was embarrassing but not as bad as I thought it would be. It makes sense that they guys don't see her as romantic when she's making them do that kinda stuff. I get it now. Kaitlyn bugged with all the wavering. Just admit that Nick would've stayed regardless of how much you hemmed and hawed. Her teeth were extra Gary Busey like tonight as well. The Nick elevator scene at the end was gold. PLEASE stop showing Britt and Brady. Does anyone actually care? I'm glad she at least gets the credits where most people would be getting up and going to the bathroom. Brady is still wearing the one black t-shirt he owns. I'm wondering if they're both in it for some sex and camera time and will part ways as soon as this season is done.
  5. Re: Joshua. I agree that he's got 0 game telling Kaitlyn he basically has no game but at least he's honest instead of a cocky jerk like Ben Z. I can see how Kaitlyn would be turned off but he's showing that he's into her pshyciall from what I've noticed. He was the first to run up to her on both group dates, he makes sure he always talks to her and he's constantly told her how beautiful she is. I'm not sure what else she wants. Joe, last week pulled her into a kiss without even having a conversation and Kaitlyn called it "hot", so I guess she likes dominant men. I'm thrilled that there was no Brady and Britt this week. I wonder how quickly Britt will drop him when this season is over.
  6. I don't know if the Stockholm Syndrome talking but Shawn wasn't as hideous this week. The Kaitlyn and Ben date was disgusting. ABC should be ashamed especially since they added the part that "animals are not a part of the experience". Freaking Kaitlyn out with her biggest fear was low of ABC. I can't stand Ben Z. His audition tape for The Bachelor is looking strong. Wah wah, I'm so emotional and tough, I haven't cried in years. He's more than happy to keep pimping his mother out. He could save a burning building and I'd still be incredibly annoyed. Jared, you have a crush on Kaitlyn? I thought you voted for Brit. I noticed he got special music playing kissing Kaitlyn. I wonder if that was Brady's music. Ben H was great until he dipped Kaitlyn during their dance. Then he turned into a square. I loved Kaitlyn calling Clint out. She's got balls. She doesn't deserve to have so many lame guys not into her. I mean, she's not pat ethic as Ashley.
  7. I'm finding Kaitlyn extremely beautiful this season. Her makeover was done perfectly. I like her makeup and it looks like they coloured her hair darker. However, I will never get over her teeth. She could tear down an adult lion with those chompers.
  8. She already kissed Ian this episode. He said he took her back to the spot where they first met (by the fountain at the front of the house), told her about his car crash, mentioned Princeton AGAIN and they kissed. I wonder what happened from this episode until he blasts her from the previews for "kissing a bunch of dudes" on TV.
  9. A little harsh but dude is seriously ugly. I'm glad someone else said it. It's interesting that both Britt and Kaitlyn were attracted to him on the spot, so he MUST have some type of energy. I really hope this dude is not The Bachelor since he will be on for so long. If so, he will be the ugliest Bachelor in history (even more so than Ben and Jason). This is the least attractive group of guys ever. Surely there were good looking famewhores out there? This is the best they can do? I watch for the eye candy and there's only maybe 4 cute guys. Poor Kaitlyn, she deserved better.
  10. I was wondering why a seemingly nice, handsome rich man like Mike was still single at his age. Then I read this interview and it all made sense. I do wonder who his little crush was on. I'm assuming Hali. http://my.xfinity.com/blogs/tv/2015/02/10/survivor-blue-collar-mike-i%E2%80%99ll-be-the-biggest-liar-you%E2%80%99ve-ever-seen/
  11. I think you're talking about Alan(?). Since it's Len's last season, he spoke the absolute truth about the troupe. There are too much of them and they're taking away from the excitement of the freestyle. Just have 4 solid troupe members and then none when the pros start to get eliminated. I'll miss Len. Now it's going to be nothing but contemporary style dances. I always hated it when they called Len "old" just because he like traditional style dances. That's the whole point of the show. I still don't know why Len gave a 10 to Riker's quickstep when he wasn't in hold the entire time. I, too hope that Val will stop whining about never having won. It took away from Rumer's accomplishments when Val felt like he was entitled to win the whole season. Also, Andy Grammer sure has a lot of free time on his hands, eh? He showed up both times to perform the song. Very lackluster season. There needs to be more celebrities, more people in the current media to bring some excitement.
  12. I can't believe Noah's freestyle was the best. I actually saw some dancing from him. Rumer's would've been an awesome Argentine Tango. Dissappointed in Val. It's a good thing the rest of their body of work is awesome because they don't deserve to win based on that. Erin was rude to RedFoo telling him to shoo away when I think Chris and other people were dancing in their little circle. Erin should just let her cattiness shine instead of trying to hide it and failing.
  13. I was happy Noah got through, only because I thought Rumer was going home. Sadly, she will win. She's a great dancer, but just sick of all the Val pimping. The judges all but declared her the winner Week One.
  14. It comes to that awkward stage of the competition where the judges are required to only give out 10s. Unless someone really screws up, it's 10s until the end. I must say Julianne still has it. I was watching her instead of Allison. The entire Lynch family is unfortunate looking. Nastia is STILL not over her rude interview last week. Hasn't she had media training before? It's still your fault, girl. You shouldn't have blown up. Get over it.
  15. No Jasper?? Really? I hope he makes an appearance soon. I hope we see him before Season 2. How is he going to get out of jail? Will he still work for the Royals in anyway? Will Eleanor forgive him? Loved Rachel as a dominatrix. I died when Ophelia's dad told her to go to New York. Even he doesn't want her around. I usually think Liam is a terrible actor but he did pretty well this episode. There was something off about this episode. If felt like 50 stories chopped together. Missed Gemma. She really brings sparks whenever she's around. Why would she be interested in boring Liam? She deserves better.
  16. I wanted to comment on the Kendall eating the food the sisters wish they could. Last week, Khloe was basically drooling at Kendall eating those blueberry muffins and this week she told her she didn't have to worry about cellulite/stretchmarks. I've noticed Khloe's passive aggressive comments both times and I'd watch my back if I were Kendall. There's something a little creepy about it. It's not Kendall's fault she hit the genetic lottery and became a model. Although, I do agree that Kylie has the best body. Not sure if her breasts/butt are real, but she has curves. Having Tyga on the show is disgusting. I agree with all the comments about Khloe. She was the only real, down to earth one. Somewhere along the way, I can't pinpoint exactly, she lost touch. I hate the extra surgery she got. She was better looking before. I don't know what's real and what's fake for the show but was Scott talking about being disgusted to give Kourtney oral because "that's where all those kids came from" for real? Because Kourtney deserves better or I guess they've admitted to barely sleeping together anyway so I shouldn't be surprised.
  17. I really hope they don't bring back Tuesday night elimination. That makes DWTS 3 hours a week. I was thrilled when they started to combine everything into one night. This episode just proved why they did that. It was a whole lot of rehashing going on. Allison was great in contemporary. She should honestly stick to her lane. Nastia whining to Derek about the package was annoying. Suck it up. There was no reason for you to blow up on the producer. Of course they're going to ask annoying questions. The footage YOU gave them was gold. Sorry Nastia but if you thought coming on this season was going to help change your image, it didn't. It just showed you as boring and plain.
  18. I found Sharna's reaction after Noah blurted out "Emma!" hilarious because it's obvious she would've chosen Peta. I find Noah creepy and controlling, just like in their little fight when he kept saying Sharna looked bad. I don't think he knows what a jerk he is. I appreciate Julianne speaking out gimmicks, my jaw actually dropped at that and Len continues with hating on the troupe. I'm happy Len called out Allison on having more Waltz, he didn't really get into her the way he should've last week when she broke hold a million times in their quickstep. I'm not sure what's up with Erin, but I'm finding her so annoying and easily flustered this season. Stop begging Rob and Kim to kiss. She was such a breath of fresh air after dummy Brooke and finally we found a host who was quick enough to keep up with Tom, but I don't think she can keep up anymore. I like Brittany Cherry, I think she's adorable and after watching her in Ed Sheeran's video, I had no idea she's been on DWTS for 6 years!!! She deserves a pro spot unlike Allison. Brittany actually has professional ballroom experience.
  19. Len's hatred for the troupe is hilarious. I didn't see the point of doing eras if all we got was music and costuming as related to that era. I don't like Derek but his 50s Paso with Nicole Scherzinger was incredible. I think Sharna did the best. I felt like all the pros were extremely lazy. A live singer and special effects for Nastia? How come no one else got a live singer? Hmmmmm. I still think she's boring as hell.
  20. I was thinking the same thing but I didn't want to say it. She's way too chunky to be a dancer. Didn't they say she was studying Art History as well? They should've gone down that route instead of the dancing. Also like Helena's mom mentioning all she's done and Helena mentioning all she's sacrificed for the throne. It seemed like shade towards Kate Middleton and Carole which I loved.
  21. Was waiting for Jasper and Jaspenor all episode. I'm surprised Eleanor still wanted him around after she shut down his games last episode. I thought that was basically dismissing him. Ophelia is terrible at evertything she does. Terrible dresser, terrible dancer and terrible actress. I do feel bad that cardboard, dry toast, dull as dishwater Liam is all she has.
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