
Kerri Johnson
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I don't believe Bryan as F1 for a moment. I think it's probably the producers panicking at how obvious it is Peter is F1. I don't think Rachel is unattractive, but a guy as good looking as Peter probably would not be interested in her in real life. There's no way Peter is not winning, unless he voluntarily leaves. If the rumor the next Bachelor is a surprise is true, I can still see it being Peter. I doubt Peter and Rachel will last, so they can announce a sad breakup after the Final Rose segment and Peter as the next Bachelor. Peter reminds me of the old school Bachelors, a handsome, successful Bachelor, not a loser like Nick who ended up being the Bachelor because he had been on a million times. Emily showed us the winner can still be the lead if the producers want you badly enough.
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S33.E13: I'm Going For A Million Bucks / S33.E14: Reunion
Kerri Johnson replied to Tara Ariano's topic in Survivor
When Jeff asked the camera man to pan the group thanking them for an amazing season, did anyone else catch Figgy flipping her hair around like she was a part of that? -
Congrats Nyle, you deserve it. The real MVP of the night was Witney for grabbing that dropped kitchen towel during the girls only dance. I was expecting another Wanya faceplant. Since the pros have trouble with properly throwing away props, maybe they shouldn't be used. It's always funny seeing Erin and Tom in dress rehearsal. Tom is always calm, cool and collected on show night while Erin is an awkward, bumbling mess. It's amazing to think she actually rehearses. I'm glad the director of the show is leaving. Hopefully, the new director's first decision will be to cancel the troupe. Dancers I would like out: Keo since they humiliated him so much, Karina, Annoying ferret faced Alan, didn't care for Shannon. I enjoyed having Edyta back, and I would like Kym to return. I said this last season but Vincent Noiseux is hot, more of him please. Love Carrie Ann signing to Nyle. Very thoughtful. I'm already regretting saying this, but I miss Derek. He gave us all a well needed break but I'm ready for him to come back.
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JoJo's breasts are the best Bachelorette we've seen in years. I had to laugh when one guy said "You'd love to take her home to Mom" and I remembered what she wore to meet Ben's parents vs Lauren. She wore a short romper without a bra and Lauren a long skirt. JoJo seems like a good time girl to me, not wife material. Long gone are the days when we had nice, classy women like Des and Ashley who genuinely wanted a husband and we get sleazebuckets like Kaitlyn and Juan Pablo.
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The conspiracy theories were right on point. I'm going to really miss Wanya. My final 2 was Nyle and Wanya, with Wanya winning. Lindsay, your partnership with Wanya was so joyful to watch, you guys really were the dream team. Your first season with Victor was rough but you redeemed yourself with Alek,and now Wanya so I hope TPTB keep you on full time. I'm rooting for Nyle to take it home. Finally glad Paige mentioned her dance background, makes all the "I'm not used to being girly!!!!" look ridiculous when you've done ballet and cheerleading for almost 15 years. I thought she was a goner. Makes me wonder if TPTB just wanted a Mark freestyle. I was waiting to finally see the infamous Jenna Johnson in the trio dance, and surprisingly she didn't bug in her rehearsal package. It was endearing to see Jenna and Nyle connect and made Jenna seem down to earth. Then the minute they started the dance, she was back to being super annoying again. I'm disappointed Ginger is in the finals. She doesn't deserve to be there. Val, you really lucked out with an ABC employee, otherwise you would've been gone agos ago. Lastly, after Paige's Argentine Tango interview with Erin, Witney was standing behind Paige and was giving the most epic bitch face I have ever seen. I laughed for a good 10 minutes straight.
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Damn, Carrie Ann was so disrespectful to Keo. I don't like him either but he's had a really rough season. I can't imagine Carrie Ann calling out Maks, Val or Derek that way. I thought tonight was the first night Jodie and Keo really connected and acted like a team. I never cared much for Peta but I have really enjoyed her fierce devotion to Nyle this whole season. Glad Von and Witney are gone. I like Witney a lot but she's been acting like a complete airhead this season. Von barely danced and never got critiqued, so it was his time to go. I feel differently about Paige after reading here last week about her years of dance experience. I wish they had mentioned it on the show. Antonio still seems upset about last week. He seemed a little cold towards Sharna.
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Can't stand Ginger. There's something about her I don't like. I dislike her name, her smile, her face, and the fact that she brought her baby out for votes. Gross. Loved Peta going off on Carrie Ann. Was surprised there since she's normally calm but Maks definitely taught her well. Her tears at the end was sweet. Also love Sharna's little faces at Len, only Sharna could get away with that. Thrilled that Alan was no where to be seen on stage. He helped Paige rehearse in the package but I didn't hear Paige or Mark thank him for his help.
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As much as Alan's interview was terrible, I laughed just as hard at Keo when Erin asked him if he thought he was going home. He basically said "Yeah, I'm cool tonight but whoever goes home, don't take it personally!". He should've said some bull about having a great time and getting to know Jodie and blah blah. Keep it classy next time, Keo. I really don't care for Alan. He will be the most unfortunate looking male pro in years. Seriously, we've gone from the lovely Tristan, Dmitry, hell even Maks to this ferret looking fool? No thanks. Ditto to the Brittany Cherry love. I always enjoyed watching her, wish she was on this season.
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S20.E11: The Finale / S20.E12: After The Final Rose
Kerri Johnson replied to OnceSane's topic in The Bachelor
Yeah, I never liked her after this either. She cuddled up to Jubs when she was talking about being complicated, then walked away with Becca when Jubilee said hello to the group after Becca said she needed lipgloss. JoJo was the one who went on about being shocked that Jubilee got a rose saying "Ben, could ACTUALLY see a future with her" as if Jubilee was some sort of monster. She also told Jami to interrupt the massage to "see what would happen next" and then ran to see Jubilee in the bathroom as if she was actually concerned about her. -
S20.E11: The Finale / S20.E12: After The Final Rose
Kerri Johnson replied to OnceSane's topic in The Bachelor
What spunky personality has JoJo shown? She was neither the most interesting or good looking of the season. Olivia, Jen, Caila, Jackie, Lauren R (?), Lace, Leah, Jubilee were all more attractive than her. It's a good thing Caila bombed or else JoJo would've never been chosen. Edit: Can't find Lauren's last name anywhere but Lauren R is the Instagram stalker who is also a teacher from Texas and I forgot another girl, Jessica was also gorgeous. -
S21: Andy Grammer: Keeping His Head Up
Kerri Johnson replied to radishcake's topic in Dancing With The Stars
I find his face very difficult to look at. He looks like one of those caricatures that they draw on the boardwalk or at a carnival. -
Is there a reason why Lindsey is back? That probably angers me more than some of the dumbest cast decisions they've ever made. She has the personality of a bowel movement. Was Brittany Cherry unavailable? Lindsey had her shot and blew it.
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Tanner for Bachelor. He has more personality than half the guys there.
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Ben Z is as much of a famewhore as the rest of them. He's been using his mother as a storyline from Day 1. If he were truly torn up, like Tony he should've requested to sit out. I would've had some respect for him.
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Why was Cupcake eliminated? He would've made a great Bachelor! He has a great job and he's actually successful. Reminds me of the early Bachelors, where they were rich, goodlooking men looking to find love. Ben H is incredibly boring, no real personality to dominate 25 women. I can already see next season bombing if it's not Josh Murray.
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Is there a religious or medical reason Kaitlyn only wears black? Kaitlyn handled herself well with Ian even though he is correct she is a terrible Bachelorette. I was questioning last week where the exit limo interviews were and I'm glad we got Ian's. Why were Chris Harrison and Kaitlyn talking in hushed voices against a wall like they were selling drugs? Was there a reason why they couldn't sit down and have a proper interview in the hotel? Kaitlyn's talking head about how intimacy is important looked like it was filmed LA recently. Everything about her looked different. Kaitlyn: "I can't go by what everyone says about Nick in the house". Why then did you spend two episodes grilling the guys and constantly asking their opinions? The Nick date felt like it went on for several years. The light porno music in that church was a shame and a new low for this show. The sex scene was uncomfortable. The producers were clever cutting to that overspilling fountain and bee pollinating that flower. Who was she talking to on the balcony? Ben Z would be a terrible Bachelor. No sense of humor. He brings everything down. Please take all Brady and Britt footage and burn it. Britt, you're proud of dating that guy? He looks like he could be your neighbourhood pervert. Maybe the producers could put it online for those who don't want their Kaitlyn season tainted since they're so proud of her. Her mom is beautiful and I'm glad she called him a friend so Britt could gracefully bow out. He's honestly lucky to have even been near Britt. I'm sick of the rose ceremonies starting the following episode. Stop ending the episodes on a cliffhanger, please. All the guys must feel like idiots watching this episode. They don't have a chance.
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What happened to all the exit limo speeches? That's the best time for crying and whining. I miss the bright camera lights, the admission that the producers drive you around for hours and fill you up with alcohol so you wold say something stupid. Most people audition for the next Bachelor/ette there, Ian. I remember Kaitlyn not crying in her exit limo and being classy on her way out. Imagine Clint's final speech? Or Kupah? Man, what happened to this show.
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Why was the elevator attendant's face blurred? We saw him last week. Seeing the guys and Kaitlyn crying from the cold wasn't fun. Why didn't they have the rose ceremony inside? And nice to see Chris Harrison again!! Missed him. The whole show is in shambles and he brings some stability. Shawn's story is what I hate about this show. Must everyone have a sob story? Sorry Ryan Gosling but you will never beat Catherine Lowe's story of watching her friend being crushed by that tree and Catherine being determined to find love since life is so short. Kait pressuring Ben H was also annoying. Can't people connect without talking about tragedy? Kaitlyn has a great singing voice! Why didn't they show that? I like how she's game to embarrass herself as much as the guys like she did with the sumo wrestling. Thank the Bachelor Gods that there was no Britt and Brady this week.
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I don't like Ben H. I don't like his pig nose, his smug giraffe like walk and his "connection" with Britt that so conveniently switched over to Kaitlyn. Shawn is hideous, I can't see women rushing to sign up if he's TB. I think Cupcake as well. He's TV handsome, successful, rich, and could pull off the scripted stuff. After The Bachelor is over, I'd like to see Britt back as Bachelorette. Not because I like her personality, but because she is the most naturally beautiful female contestant ever (not counting plastic Emily). You would know for sure the guys are there for her and are actually lusting over her. The men were desperate for Emily and I think they'd be desperate for Britt too. Plus you would have all the guys that voted for her this season back to bring the drama! I know some Bachelor assistant is lurking, make it happen!
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Tanner was the real MVP this episode. It would've been awesome during Kaitlyn's goodbye speech to Clint if she said "Villians gotta vil". I would've stood up and cheered. Is Kaitlyn's closet made up of only black? I remember they gave Emily what seemed like the best wardrobe. Kaitlyn has a very slim body. Use it. It's summer (for us watching, I know it was winter in NY but still) and she's wearing a Kanye approved wardrobe of only black and white. It would be nice to see her in bright oranges, yellows, greens etc. The two Ashleys were a nice surprise. Hate Kardashley but she looked glamorous at the rap battle and there was Kaitlyn looking the like tomboy she is. The rap battle was embarrassing but not as bad as I thought it would be. It makes sense that they guys don't see her as romantic when she's making them do that kinda stuff. I get it now. Kaitlyn bugged with all the wavering. Just admit that Nick would've stayed regardless of how much you hemmed and hawed. Her teeth were extra Gary Busey like tonight as well. The Nick elevator scene at the end was gold. PLEASE stop showing Britt and Brady. Does anyone actually care? I'm glad she at least gets the credits where most people would be getting up and going to the bathroom. Brady is still wearing the one black t-shirt he owns. I'm wondering if they're both in it for some sex and camera time and will part ways as soon as this season is done.
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Re: Joshua. I agree that he's got 0 game telling Kaitlyn he basically has no game but at least he's honest instead of a cocky jerk like Ben Z. I can see how Kaitlyn would be turned off but he's showing that he's into her pshyciall from what I've noticed. He was the first to run up to her on both group dates, he makes sure he always talks to her and he's constantly told her how beautiful she is. I'm not sure what else she wants. Joe, last week pulled her into a kiss without even having a conversation and Kaitlyn called it "hot", so I guess she likes dominant men. I'm thrilled that there was no Brady and Britt this week. I wonder how quickly Britt will drop him when this season is over.
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I don't know if the Stockholm Syndrome talking but Shawn wasn't as hideous this week. The Kaitlyn and Ben date was disgusting. ABC should be ashamed especially since they added the part that "animals are not a part of the experience". Freaking Kaitlyn out with her biggest fear was low of ABC. I can't stand Ben Z. His audition tape for The Bachelor is looking strong. Wah wah, I'm so emotional and tough, I haven't cried in years. He's more than happy to keep pimping his mother out. He could save a burning building and I'd still be incredibly annoyed. Jared, you have a crush on Kaitlyn? I thought you voted for Brit. I noticed he got special music playing kissing Kaitlyn. I wonder if that was Brady's music. Ben H was great until he dipped Kaitlyn during their dance. Then he turned into a square. I loved Kaitlyn calling Clint out. She's got balls. She doesn't deserve to have so many lame guys not into her. I mean, she's not pat ethic as Ashley.
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Kaitlyn Bristowe Is An Anagram Of 'Genuine Class'
Kerri Johnson replied to Primetimer's topic in The Bachelorette
I'm finding Kaitlyn extremely beautiful this season. Her makeover was done perfectly. I like her makeup and it looks like they coloured her hair darker. However, I will never get over her teeth. She could tear down an adult lion with those chompers. -
She already kissed Ian this episode. He said he took her back to the spot where they first met (by the fountain at the front of the house), told her about his car crash, mentioned Princeton AGAIN and they kissed. I wonder what happened from this episode until he blasts her from the previews for "kissing a bunch of dudes" on TV.
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A little harsh but dude is seriously ugly. I'm glad someone else said it. It's interesting that both Britt and Kaitlyn were attracted to him on the spot, so he MUST have some type of energy. I really hope this dude is not The Bachelor since he will be on for so long. If so, he will be the ugliest Bachelor in history (even more so than Ben and Jason). This is the least attractive group of guys ever. Surely there were good looking famewhores out there? This is the best they can do? I watch for the eye candy and there's only maybe 4 cute guys. Poor Kaitlyn, she deserved better.