Kerri Johnson

Weren’t JoJo and Jordan talking on the phone before her season began? Or am I confusing them with someone else.

Are Becca and Garrett still together?

I bet she will still be waiting for him.

Aly showing up would be amazing, since Colton lied about bringing her home.

Yippee! I understand the decision. They would be foolish to pass up a virgin football player Bachelor. I’m not a fan of Colton but he’s good looking. I’ll just have to mute the lisp. Another bonus is Tia will die out of jealousy. I’m sure she will be a contestant.

I would still like Peter for pure eye candy. The girls would go insane for him. I can’t stand how unattractive Jason is. He does some really weird mushy thing with his mouth when he speaks. Almost like he’s slurring his words.

I never liked Jason ever since he took such joy in Lincoln crying over Conner breaking his picture. Now I know Lincoln is a tool but I still didn’t like it. He’s just not cute with his big nose and slicked back hair. He looks like he is full of grease.

I’m pretty sure Wills said his grandparents were married for 50 years, not his parents.

Rachel lost me with the "this show isn't for you comment". Bitter betty. She spent months rehearsing that line when she should have been with Bryan. Peter told her "I'm not scared of marriage". He has no problem falling in love quickly, proposing, or getting married. His only problem is doing all of that with Rachel. He was never into you, Rachel. From the first kiss where you shoved your face up at him, from all the times you begged him to kiss you and continuing to beg for him to propose up until the last minute. He played you but it was your fault you should have sent him home. I don't blame him for not leaving, he's trying to get his 15 minutes. I will happily watch Peter and his journey, when he will obviously propose with ease come January 2018. Rachel will be watching every step of the way as well, still seething with anger she was rejected.

I don't believe Bryan as F1 for a moment. I think it's probably the producers panicking at how obvious it is Peter is F1. I don't think Rachel is unattractive, but a guy as good looking as Peter probably would not be interested in her in real life. There's no way Peter is not winning, unless he voluntarily leaves. If the rumor the next Bachelor is a surprise is true, I can still see it being Peter. I doubt Peter and Rachel will last, so they can announce a sad breakup after the Final Rose segment and Peter as the next Bachelor. Peter reminds me of the old school Bachelors, a handsome, successful Bachelor, not a loser like Nick who ended up being the Bachelor because he had been on a million times. Emily showed us the winner can still be the lead if the producers want you badly enough.

When Jeff asked the camera man to pan the group thanking them for an amazing season, did anyone else catch Figgy flipping her hair around like she was a part of that?

Congrats Nyle, you deserve it. The real MVP of the night was Witney for grabbing that dropped kitchen towel during the girls only dance. I was expecting another Wanya faceplant. Since the pros have trouble with properly throwing away props, maybe they shouldn't be used. It's always funny seeing Erin and Tom in dress rehearsal. Tom is always calm, cool and collected on show night while Erin is an awkward, bumbling mess. It's amazing to think she actually rehearses. I'm glad the director of the show is leaving. Hopefully, the new director's first decision will be to cancel the troupe. Dancers I would like out: Keo since they humiliated him so much, Karina, Annoying ferret faced Alan, didn't care for Shannon. I enjoyed having Edyta back, and I would like Kym to return. I said this last season but Vincent Noiseux is hot, more of him please. Love Carrie Ann signing to Nyle. Very thoughtful. I'm already regretting saying this, but I miss Derek. He gave us all a well needed break but I'm ready for him to come back.

JoJo's breasts are the best Bachelorette we've seen in years. I had to laugh when one guy said "You'd love to take her home to Mom" and I remembered what she wore to meet Ben's parents vs Lauren. She wore a short romper without a bra and Lauren a long skirt. JoJo seems like a good time girl to me, not wife material. Long gone are the days when we had nice, classy women like Des and Ashley who genuinely wanted a husband and we get sleazebuckets like Kaitlyn and Juan Pablo.

The conspiracy theories were right on point. I'm going to really miss Wanya. My final 2 was Nyle and Wanya, with Wanya winning. Lindsay, your partnership with Wanya was so joyful to watch, you guys really were the dream team. Your first season with Victor was rough but you redeemed yourself with Alek,and now Wanya so I hope TPTB keep you on full time. I'm rooting for Nyle to take it home. Finally glad Paige mentioned her dance background, makes all the "I'm not used to being girly!!!!" look ridiculous when you've done ballet and cheerleading for almost 15 years. I thought she was a goner. Makes me wonder if TPTB just wanted a Mark freestyle. I was waiting to finally see the infamous Jenna Johnson in the trio dance, and surprisingly she didn't bug in her rehearsal package. It was endearing to see Jenna and Nyle connect and made Jenna seem down to earth. Then the minute they started the dance, she was back to being super annoying again. I'm disappointed Ginger is in the finals. She doesn't deserve to be there. Val, you really lucked out with an ABC employee, otherwise you would've been gone agos ago. Lastly, after Paige's Argentine Tango interview with Erin, Witney was standing behind Paige and was giving the most epic bitch face I have ever seen. I laughed for a good 10 minutes straight.

Damn, Carrie Ann was so disrespectful to Keo. I don't like him either but he's had a really rough season. I can't imagine Carrie Ann calling out Maks, Val or Derek that way. I thought tonight was the first night Jodie and Keo really connected and acted like a team. I never cared much for Peta but I have really enjoyed her fierce devotion to Nyle this whole season. Glad Von and Witney are gone. I like Witney a lot but she's been acting like a complete airhead this season. Von barely danced and never got critiqued, so it was his time to go. I feel differently about Paige after reading here last week about her years of dance experience. I wish they had mentioned it on the show. Antonio still seems upset about last week. He seemed a little cold towards Sharna.

Can't stand Ginger. There's something about her I don't like. I dislike her name, her smile, her face, and the fact that she brought her baby out for votes. Gross. Loved Peta going off on Carrie Ann. Was surprised there since she's normally calm but Maks definitely taught her well. Her tears at the end was sweet. Also love Sharna's little faces at Len, only Sharna could get away with that. Thrilled that Alan was no where to be seen on stage. He helped Paige rehearse in the package but I didn't hear Paige or Mark thank him for his help.

As much as Alan's interview was terrible, I laughed just as hard at Keo when Erin asked him if he thought he was going home. He basically said "Yeah, I'm cool tonight but whoever goes home, don't take it personally!". He should've said some bull about having a great time and getting to know Jodie and blah blah. Keep it classy next time, Keo. I really don't care for Alan. He will be the most unfortunate looking male pro in years. Seriously, we've gone from the lovely Tristan, Dmitry, hell even Maks to this ferret looking fool? No thanks. Ditto to the Brittany Cherry love. I always enjoyed watching her, wish she was on this season.

Yeah, I never liked her after this either. She cuddled up to Jubs when she was talking about being complicated, then walked away with Becca when Jubilee said hello to the group after Becca said she needed lipgloss. JoJo was the one who went on about being shocked that Jubilee got a rose saying "Ben, could ACTUALLY see a future with her" as if Jubilee was some sort of monster. She also told Jami to interrupt the massage to "see what would happen next" and then ran to see Jubilee in the bathroom as if she was actually concerned about her.

What spunky personality has JoJo shown? She was neither the most interesting or good looking of the season. Olivia, Jen, Caila, Jackie, Lauren R (?), Lace, Leah, Jubilee were all more attractive than her. It's a good thing Caila bombed or else JoJo would've never been chosen. Edit: Can't find Lauren's last name anywhere but Lauren R is the Instagram stalker who is also a teacher from Texas and I forgot another girl, Jessica was also gorgeous.

I find his face very difficult to look at. He looks like one of those caricatures that they draw on the boardwalk or at a carnival.

Is there a reason why Lindsey is back? That probably angers me more than some of the dumbest cast decisions they've ever made. She has the personality of a bowel movement. Was Brittany Cherry unavailable? Lindsey had her shot and blew it.

Tanner for Bachelor. He has more personality than half the guys there.

Ben Z is as much of a famewhore as the rest of them. He's been using his mother as a storyline from Day 1. If he were truly torn up, like Tony he should've requested to sit out. I would've had some respect for him.

Why was Cupcake eliminated? He would've made a great Bachelor! He has a great job and he's actually successful. Reminds me of the early Bachelors, where they were rich, goodlooking men looking to find love. Ben H is incredibly boring, no real personality to dominate 25 women. I can already see next season bombing if it's not Josh Murray.

Is there a religious or medical reason Kaitlyn only wears black? Kaitlyn handled herself well with Ian even though he is correct she is a terrible Bachelorette. I was questioning last week where the exit limo interviews were and I'm glad we got Ian's. Why were Chris Harrison and Kaitlyn talking in hushed voices against a wall like they were selling drugs? Was there a reason why they couldn't sit down and have a proper interview in the hotel? Kaitlyn's talking head about how intimacy is important looked like it was filmed LA recently. Everything about her looked different. Kaitlyn: "I can't go by what everyone says about Nick in the house". Why then did you spend two episodes grilling the guys and constantly asking their opinions? The Nick date felt like it went on for several years. The light porno music in that church was a shame and a new low for this show. The sex scene was uncomfortable. The producers were clever cutting to that overspilling fountain and bee pollinating that flower. Who was she talking to on the balcony? Ben Z would be a terrible Bachelor. No sense of humor. He brings everything down. Please take all Brady and Britt footage and burn it. Britt, you're proud of dating that guy? He looks like he could be your neighbourhood pervert. Maybe the producers could put it online for those who don't want their Kaitlyn season tainted since they're so proud of her. Her mom is beautiful and I'm glad she called him a friend so Britt could gracefully bow out. He's honestly lucky to have even been near Britt. I'm sick of the rose ceremonies starting the following episode. Stop ending the episodes on a cliffhanger, please. All the guys must feel like idiots watching this episode. They don't have a chance.