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I think she is crying for herself, for yet ANOTHER failed relationship.

Heather wants the smoking issue front and center of the cameras (as do the producers). Like Moustachley who used David's contacting an old gf as the basis of her mantra "He cheated" Heather is going to use Derek's smoking as her get out of jail free card. Why doesn't Derek vape? Wear the patch, chew Nicorette? Dip snuff? Chew tobaccy? Hell, Derek do what you want for the next 5.5 weeks, it won't make one iota of difference.

If Sonia can get over her fear of the dogs then they will give her unconditional love. If Sonia can get over her fear of Nick/her insecurities/not meeting Nick's expectations she may not get unconditional love from Nick...we'll see. If and how Nick can help her with his close to the vest emotions is to be seen.

Hey Floridians! Honk if you see a Lexus towing a bus on your roadways. Lily is standing by her man.

Thanks for the screen shots. Ack! the bus looks jankier now you can study the sad details. Repurposed plywood covering inside door. Exposed wiring. Yellow insulating wall padding. Busted blinds that don't cover the whole window. She better firmly fasten her Love Goggles on when she gets the grand tour to NOT see the above mentioned. Poor Lily.

To remind you what a working bus looked like think of Ratso in the last scenes of Midnight Cowboy. Youtube has a nice clip that I didn't want to clutter this site with. Lily's hopes and dreams of a whitepicket fence is portrayed by Dustin Hoffman/Rico/Ratso. Yes, they quietly died.

If Jamie Otis is anywhere near this upcoming show I will have to decline. Jamie Odious is like the sound of fingernails raking across an infinite chalkboard while having the worse migraine. Would like both David and Vanessa to be matched successfully. Will there be new "experts" or if actual licensed experts on relationships pick the matches there may be a chance for David and Vanessa? Wouldn't it be ironic if David was the perfect match for Vanessa?

Need a M@FS Redux Show for Neil, David, Derek where they each get new match. The ladies think they are being paired up with a complete stranger, they are in essence, but the grooms are not complete strangers to the viewers of M@FS and maybe them if they watched the 3rd and 4th seasons. Of course, one of the questions on the ladies' questionnaires has to be... Are you okay with a divorced, no kids, match? I'd watch that.

Still am flummoxed why fuzzy upper lipped Ashley and loony/disturbed Sam were chosen by the sexperts last season to be foisted upon a couple of nice guys. Ashley was as entertaining/affectionate as a petrified log and Sam was mentally abusive to Neil. Heather probably auditioned well, was long enough in the tooth to make her a prime candidate and her heart/psyche scarred and bruised enough to make it challenge for this new crop of "experts" to ferret out a husband/love for her. She and Derek would have been a great triumph and proved the M@FS experiment can work but she fudged her answers on the likes/dislikes/tolerate/won't tolerate list. Derek, poor bastard, never had a chance because she changed the rules on him midstream.

You are being way too generous, Heather decided Derek was a no, before the marriage was 24 hours old. Derek was dunzo by the next day brunch. I am positive Heather was giving her mom (where was everyone else at the brunch? His side not invited?) the signals that Derek was just temporary, 6 weeks to be exact. If Davina, in all her picky glory, can find herself a hubby so can Heather, it just isn't this Derek. Let's watch Heather make it so unpleasant for Derek that he won't want to have anything to do with her, starting with the honeymoon. Angry sex may still be on the table, though. Hey, hate sex may be the hail mary pass to reboot this disasterous pairing, just saying.... Let's hope Derek spent as much M@FS production money in Puerto Rico as possible-running tab of imported adult beverages, fancy multi course meals, activities, tours, spa treatments. Hope Derek doesn't go the way of David last season. Don't try to win her, Heather dismissed you without giving you a chance. Let her go, dude, you don't want someone who doesn't want you.

You put as much lipstick as you can on that pig or in Tom's case, a "luxury" bus, it is still a bus. Tom needs to slap on much, much more lipstick on his pet project to bring it up to a place he can bring a new bride to... opps!... too late. Tom uses the bus and his lifestyle as his get-out-of-jail-free card. Took a whole year for him to drive the last gf out of the bus but he is a patient man and will wait it out. No rush to fix the bus up nice when it is your ace in the hole to wiggle out of any relationship. Don't be disingenuous to Lily and break her heart, we see through your bull shit.

Between the sexologist and the producers driving the stories still figuring what are real behaviors of the couples in this episode. Lily and Tom thought they would get paid a dollar for every kiss so the over-the-top smooch fest. Deed will get done first chance they get in Jamaica. Maybe they think they will get a dollar every time they do that too. Heather had Resting Shade Face when she was vetting her husband for foibles and nasty habits, poor Derek sitting in the hot seat. Heather is liking him less and less. Heather is like Mr. Darcy... "My good opinion once lost, is lost forever." Hopefully, Derek can rally like Elizabeth Bennett. Very doubtful. Sonia looks (eyes pleading) and sounds(quivering and strained) like she is barely keeping it together during the sexologist's pre honeymoon session. Nick's sense of humor is subtle and arid dry, explaining Sonia's blank looks at him when he makes comments meant to make her laugh. He needs to let her know that he is on her side.

Obviously Heather doesn't need to be drunk in NOLA or hoping to score Mardi Gras beads to expose her boobs...hello...her wedding dress!

Will the eczema be healed by then? Will John be able to find a home for the cat by then? So many loose ends....

Amanda Root aged so well I thought maybe it was a sibling who also acted. Hope to see her in other Brit productions. My first post on this forum commented on the excellent casting of the mains but the supporting cast has been just as outstanding.

Did anyone else catch Amanda Root as Laura's doctor? She was terrific in Persuasion and a kick to see in this production.

Elise's reaction to learning Gael was arrested proves that she actually has an emotional attachment to him, but Gael doesn't see it. Karl knows. The audience knows and we are sad for her because she doesn't make attachments easily. Her jumpsuit makes it easier to match her with stunt persons for production continuity because who is that impossibly skinny other than Elise, herself. John=Parking Lot Guy=Bouquet of Flowers Guy=Coffee date Guy=Online Becky=Spoiler Alert??? Public service announcement:Don't drink beverages offered by strangers, go get your own fresh beverage from the barista Especially if you are pregnant, duh.

Surprised no one has mentioned the mess that was Heather's hairdo. Her boobs in that tragic dress are the snark magnets. Really Heather, this is how your wanted your hair to look like? At least Lily's hair went through a downpour to get the same effect.

Fedex has this thing called overnight delivery. If Lily was truly devastated her NJ sis couldn't be in the wedding because of dress fittings, she would ship her a dress and have the sis get it altered in NJ. Lily and NJ sister have issues but it never would have made it on camera but for the producers. Maybe the production budget didn't allow for the above plan. Who knows? Nick is a very interesting participant who hasn't revealed enough about his personality to surmise why he quipped "I love her" to the group of bridesmaids who were prodded by producers to ask Nick how he felt about his bride just hours after marrying her.

If Derek is addicted to wax melts, like our gal pal, Sam, then we have our answer about puffing reefer. Perhaps Derek is into edible marijuana which I just read online is a different mellow than smoking.

Producer Driven Shit=PDS Prime example: the tease with Nick yelling at Sonia. Flashback- Ryan yelling at Jessica or Sonia driving Nick to yell out of frustration, we don't know the dynamic of the couple yet Another example of PDS: Lily's reaction driving up to see the bus. You don't think that Tom droned on and on about his pet project the whole honeymoon? Spare us the faux drama.

The Hello Kitty lady on Millionaire Matchmaker was this rich woman, Robyn Kassner who is so starved for affection she threw herself at her match, a stripper/plumber even though he told her he wasn't attracted to her. Didn't faze her, she offered to gift him generously if he put out. http://www.bustle.com/articles/26697-whatever-happened-to-millionaire-matchmaker-robyn-kassner-the-hello-kitty-aficionados-been-busy

Shout out for the Hello Kitty lady reference from MilMatch. Sonia has the big smile, over lipsticked lips but NOT the disproportionate gum to teeth ratio like Hello Kitty lady. Wanna bet Nick is going to make Sonia pay many times over in the next 6 weeks for not immediately saying "I do" He is already with holding affection by not telling her she looks pretty. Nick is the new Ashley, cold fish, empty heart. Saying he loved Sonia to the bridesmaids was weird, when it was obviously awkward and what was that? Sonia is the new Sam, full on insecurities and acts like she didn't take her mood medicine today. Derek talks like he is doing a Humphrey Bogart impersonation with the full squint. Heather is throwing so much shade that Derek must think he is in a cave. Poor Derek can't do anything right, not his fault. Derek is the new Neil, poor bastard. Heather is the new Ashley, we have a double Ashley this season. Who will be the most unfeeling and dead eyed? I'm betting on Nick. Lily's sister, you weren't on the bridal party because you are a bully and a byotch. Big sis, Marian is so jelly that Lily got the show. Producer forced them to put the confrontation on TV, the sisters have had plenty of words about her being left out already, duh. Lily is the new Honeymoon phase Jessica, ready to drop her panties. Tom looks genuinely happy and pleased...for now.

Why 3 out of 4 hands gripping Tom's thigh?

Heather is seen throwing up a little bit into her mouth as Derek gives her the series of little kisses on her clavicle. He definitely trigger her gag reflex HARD with that action. Why are we watching another season of M@FS? Because misery loves company.