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One of the producer driven story lines must be Tom's feet. Treated to a quick shot edit of his trotters and they looked like the hairy prosthetic feet from a Hobbit movie...gag...

Nick is pretty handsy and kissy faced with his 2 doggies maybe with time Sonia will get some affection other than a pat on the head.

If Derek knew he was gonna get laid then he would wash his stanky feet. Derek would have done ANYTHING to get some lovin' on his honeymoon.

I'm speculating that Sonia will be taking a producer driven obedience lesson with one of Nick's pups. We get to see more of Sonia's bugged eye discomfort while even more dogs jump on her. Nick watches the lesson from afar with a blank look, lack of affect on his face. Sonia gets no positive feedback for her efforts while Nick showers kisses, belly rubs, and hugs to his doggie after the lesson.

Santa and the Easter Bunny are real. Beginning to have my doubts about M@FS... Maybe next week's episode will convince me otherwise.

Lily, hasn't Tom earned the upgrade to "acquaintance" after banging you a few times? If you are letting him that up close and personal to your private parts then the "he is a stranger" ship has sailed.

Passive aggressive snarker. Trot anyone on M@FS and I will do my best to entertain the troops. Givin' the people what they want...

Short of wearing a necklace of Snausages so the doggies pay attention to her with enough sedation on board to disassociate her fear of getting her face raked by the dogs to seduce Nick, all is lost for Sonia's dream of finding her forever husband in Nick. She should just be resigned to the fact that he can only sleep with his doggies and since she cannot, she gets the guest room. The guest room will be quiet retreat from all the jaw flapping and lip smacking of Nick and his dogs making out. The Egyptians believed dog saliva cured human wounds. Ewww

Nick states he does not love Sonia( guessing the yet is implied) after the second week of marriage as seen in the tease. Will Sonia be allowed to join Nick and the dogs in the marital bed? We will be seeing the sadness in her eyes and hearing even more strain in her quivering voice.

Hopefully, Heather got some fight attendant solidarity love and put in Business or first class. The producers were probably working them over the whole trip home, what to say, how to leave their answers open for easier editing. Heather was over coached and her answers robotic and devoid of feeling. She was fried to a crisp, on her last nerve with Pastor Cal.

One aspect not discussed are the M@FS producers. Perhaps Heather's producer/handlers and Derek's producers/handlers have done a terrible job with pushing too hard, not listening to either of their concerns, putting the story line and filmable faux interactions front and center. I am glad Heather outed to Pastor Cal the way she was treated with being hard pressed to come straight to the "emergency meeting" from the airport instead of having a few hours to compose herself. Unless Derek moved to another seat on the plane she was stuck elbow to elbow to the person causing her so much distress. Derek was probably mumbling under his breath and not diffusing the situation. End both of their misery and let them walk. There is enough story with the other 2 couples to end the season.

Guessing Tom did his best work between the sheets the night and/or morning before the unveiling of the bus to put her in a good mood. She had her "love goggles" firmly in place when ohhing and ahhing about his "home."

Thanks for the time line. Purely speculation on my part for the sake of conversation... The reason why Heather is so vehemently grossed out by Derek and as others on this forum have hinted and I am just speculating... he tried to exercise his marital duties/liberties too soon. They didn't cuddle on the first night because she was in the bathroom all night with the door locked. We can only suppose it was one of the following or none of the following- too naked too soon, pushing her hand down there accidentally/on purpose, pressing the morning boner against her backside, dirty talking-whatever it was it must have been a doozy. At brunch, day 2 where you could already see Heather was trying to put on a happy face for her parents but trapped.

Help me with the timeline... Get married That night go home separate to their own places? Next morning brunch with the families. Spend another night separate in their own places? Leave for honeymoon.

Names of Nick's dogs? I bestow them the names Puppy and Doggie. Puppy and Doggie, the best cockblockers of all time! Did you catch that lingering shot on the bag of Beneful brand dog food? Puppy and Doggie are spokespups and have their branding in place. They need to get their show cousin, Zeus a sweet deal too.

Very glad Lily complained that his filthy tootsies grossed her out. Oh, oh Tom...Lily is no longer hypnotized by your dick...the beginning of the end. Makes me question when was the last time he washed those sheets on the bus bed....ewww

Moustachley had an revenge agenda to prove to her family and friends that she wasn't such a big loser by landing a starring role in a cable reality show. Fortunately, it just showed the hundreds of us who watch M@FS that her ex was a genius to dump her since she is a emotionless husk of a human with a fuzzy upper lip. She just sat there and smiled like a cat that just swallowed a mouse the times David was emoting. She was taking her victory laps every time she got a close up. We got a lens full of her stubble.

Call Caesar 911! Nick's comment about having no friends of the opposite sex was an odd edit. Have the producers dropped the pretense so soon in the Nick and Sonia story line? Heather said she was worn out but she meant repulsed, disgusted and revolted by Derek. Looked like she was going to barf all the drinks she had on the plane in the emergency meeting.

If Cheryl is currently single then Ryan will be her new boy toy, Rawr! Kym must be so glad she's retired or she would have been saddled with the ex gov.-she can just dust her diamonds and do commentary if she wishes.

Rick will pull a hammie to have a graceful exit before the first show once he finds out how grueling it is to get his body fit enough to dance.

From Marilu Henner wiki Her mother was president of the National Association of Dance and Affiliated Arts and ran the Henner Dance School for 20 years. Henner took her first dance class at age two then went on to teaching dance at her family's studio when she was 14 and choreographed shows at local high schools and colleges until leaving the Chicago area during her third year of college. Paired with Derek...of course.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Ms. Sonia is 33 years old.

To put it in real estate terms... Tom has curb appeal. Lily thinks he is handsome. Even a toad looks good in a fitted tux. Tom looks structurally sound, no major renovations needed. If you surfed everyday instead of working, you'd look fit. With all that salt water spraying his face, he does look older than his age, 28. Maybe it is genetic, looking 40 in your latter 20's. Lily is convinced the "experts" have found her one-of-a-kind find. The pool of dude candidates was shallow,very shallow. To her delight, she married beach front property! Hold on to those champagne dreams and caviar wishes a bit longer Lily, you'll need them when you smell the bus. Second day of the honeymoon Lily demurs that he proved more than move in ready, if you get my drift. One more... Lily married Tom as is, what she sees or doesn't see is what she is has with no guarantees or warranties. Fingers crossed, Lily.

How many pregnant moms are going to name their kid Duane Reade because of this show?