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Of course he's OK. He's also apparently OK with the idea of murder, as he noted he could kill Nikolas. He might as well just work for Sonny if all he's going to do is follow Sam around and beat up people who are mean to her. Speaking of Sonny, hey, that was a big shock that he got the upper hand on Carlos, huh? I really thought he was a goner.* *Said no one ever.

It's too bad Carlos will have to give a 10 minute sililoquy to Sonny as to exactly why he must kill him, thus insuring someone will come in and save the day. Seriously, first lesson in Hit Man College should be 'less talking, more shooting.'

Only on this show could two women congratulate themselves for letting their men "be true to themselves" even when that means they're cold-blooded killers. Such feminists!!!

"You have to help me, Jason, or Sonny could DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Audience: "And the problem here is...?" Honestly, Billy looks more believable as a waiter at TGIFridays ("Try the chicken wings--they're awesome!") than a mob enforcer, ability to 'hulk out' or not.

Why is she thinking of telling anyone anything? Her fahhhhh-mily already knows they've been seeing each other, so unless Port Charles has some law where you have to register your sex partners...

Speaking of Danny, where is the little borg in training? Maybe Audrey took him on, too.* *I actually don't GAF and get that all children are off-screen unless needed for plot reasons, but since Elizabeth gets hit over the head with the "where are her kids" stick...

Nice Roid Rage from Jason. Maybe the next storyline will be that Helena was doping him. On the plus, somehow Sam managed to not sprain an ankle today. Could not stand Sonny and Carly's smugness when it comes to Ava. The cutest baby on daytime should've never been conceived, that is painfully obvious, as none of these assholes are qualified to raise her.

Brandon Barash and Kirsten Storms are divorcing: http://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/exclusive-real-life-gh-couple-splits

Lemonface is the perfect descriptor for the look she's always sporting. She just couldn't wait to a. make Lucas's visit all about her and b. blame her mother for simply questioning what her feelings were. And you just know she's going to blow sky-high when she finds out Alexis searched out Parker. Nevermind that Sonny sent his goon to the school to scope her out because Sonny, in Kristina's world, admits his mistakes and says he's sorry, which...hahaha, nope. I've been watching Sonny for over 20 years and "I'm sorry" has maybe come out of his mouth a handful of times and is usually followed up by the person he's saying it to saying "No, Sonny, you were right, it was me who was wrong."

Avery is the only bearable child of Sonny and/or Carly's--and that's only because she's being played by the most adorable baby on daytime. Once she's aged up, she'll go down the shitter, too. I'll give Dante a pass for now only because he wasn't on yesterday, but: - Morgan. OMG, can he whine anymore? The whole sending his sisters away was so overdramatic. And the show continuing to push him and Kiki like some sort of true love is laughable. - Kristina. Could she be any bitchier? It's like she was just waiting to pounce on Alexis no matter what she said. Alexis could've invited Parker over for dinner and Kristina would've said "GODDD! Stop trying to control me!" - Joslyn. Does she have a crush on Morgan? Gross. And how a child of Jax's could be that adoring of Sonny doesn't compute. - Michael. Shallow, but his haircut makes his head resemble a football.

Be my guest!

The whole "avenging Duke" storyline loses me because Duke is being rewritten as some tree-hugging, peaceful dude who was only in the mob to protect his love ones. What a crock! Just because he had his illegal payoffs delivered to him in a tea box doesn't make him a proper gentleman.

I really liked this, too. This Jason is sooooo not SBu's Jason--and let's keep it that way. BM's wheelhouse--if he has one--isn't 'stone cold killer," that's for sure. And I'm seeing some really good chem with Leslie Charleston and Jane Elliott. Keep him in the Q sphere--at least that has some potential and is more interesting than watching he and Sam talk about going on a date.

That's because Sam is waiting to hear back from Spinelli, who's waiting for satellite images from the Vegas hotel to identify the lapel of Baxter dude which he will then put in his Super Spin-Find-A-Con and then it will facially recreate Rebecca Budig's real mother's ex-maid's face. Then it's just a quick trip to Shady Lake, WI to find said ex-maid and she'll spill the beans. In PC time, should take a couple hours. If only there was a quicker way...

2016 Nominees (GH actors in bold): Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series Tracy Bregman Kasse de Pavia Mary Beth Evans Finola Hughes Maura West Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series Tyler Christopher Anthony Geary Justin Hartley Christian LeBlanc Kristoff St. John Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series Laura Lee Bell Lindsey Godrfrey Melissa Reeves Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Shawn Blakemore Steve Burton Jacob Young Dominic Zampronia Outstanding Younger Actress in a Drama Series Reign Edwards Hunter King True O’Brien Ashlyn Pearce Brooklyn Rae Silzer Outstanding Younger Actor in a Drama Series Nicholas Bechtel Bryan Craig Max erich Pierson Fode Tequan Richmond

I actually liked (on the sliding scale of shit-awful to ok) the Liz/Hayden scenes. Just like you don't con a con and expect to get away with it, you don't lie to a liar. And while I wasn't as sure as Liz that Nikolas would pick her in the short term over Hayden, I don't think she's wrong that she'll be the one left standing next to Nik at the end--though that's a bit of a booby prize. Also on that sliding scale? Finn and Roxy. If I have to watch Dr. Michael Easton, at least I can get into the absurdity of conversations with a service lizard. On the other end of the scale, hated the Kristina journaling scenes. Show could've had me if she had voice-overed "my teen angst has a body count," but I rarely get what I want, so...

If the show wants to sell Jason and Sam as a made-from-scratch couple, can they at least get a new 'theme' song? Every time that sappy piano music starts I cringe. Oh, and also ditch the phoenix and dragon tchochkies. I'm also continually amazed that a giant hellmouth doesn't open up and swallow Sonny and Carly every time they talk about how other people's parenting doesn't measure up to theirs.

Is there going to be a new storyline where Sam gets a raging infection due to her curse-induced boo-boo on her finger? Good lord, make a bigger stink about it, why don't ya? The stuff with Franco and Elizabeth is just too stupid for words.

The will reading was so hokey. Sam announcing "STOP THE VIDEO!" and then speechifying about how she didn't have to take this, yadda yadda yadda. Helena should've left her a pair of flats and a "Walking Without Falling for Dummies" book. At least that would've been amusing. Lulu's gift and Helena's comments to her obviously have to do with the embryo. I guess only question is is the child already born. Dr. Hair Gel's middle name made me LOL. Could it be more British/Scottish? I'm just glad his big "secret" appears to be revealed tomorrow.

That Sam is even the one Helena cursed is too plot-plointy to even illicit an eyeroll. Then, again, I don't remember if a reason was given as to why Jason was kidnapped by Helena to begin with. Did she just get tired of messing with Spencers?

To Carly, Jason's biggest accomplishment was being her "best friend," aka doing whatever Carly wanted him to do.

Yeah, because the Qs had no reason to not adore Carly. I mean, she just drugged their alcoholic son to make him think he fell off the wagon and then kept his child away from him. But, yeah, they totally should've welcomed her with open arms--maybe even just given her Monica's mansion.

Only things like "I told you to walk to me once" are deemed important. I'm sure no one's bothered to tell him he had a sister who died, either.

Carly: And then you lied and pretended to be Michael's father. Jason: That's not true...that's impossible! I'd actually like that to be his answer to everything. It'll be GH's own "they killed Kenny!"

It's actually too bad that TPTB had to have Roger Howarth play Franco, because he really does have a nice, easy chemistry with Jake, and if they had him playing someone else--anyone else--without such a vile, vile past, I'd be into seeing how it would play out. But, no, of course not. And, LOL, that Sam has been so dickmatized by Jason that she makes Stepford Wives seem aggressive.