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Well, he did say on camera that Fred Goldman owed him an apology, so I put nothing passed him.

I don't know what was more disgusting: Sonny waltzing into the PCPD and demanding to be brought up to speed on the investigation into Carlossssssss' murder or watching him be a straight-up asshole to Alexis and actually acting like he and Harpy Carly have a moral high ground over anyone.

Claudia did miscarry, but I can't remember now if the kid was Sonny's or Ric's. Sonny thought it was his, though. And that's what set off Crazy Claudia kidnapping Carly and trying to steal Josslyn, which resulted in Michael killing her.

I'm surprised they're not flying to London on Sonny's private plane. Given how Jason is suckling his old boss again this seems like a no-brainer. Then, again, that wouldn't have given them awesome!adventure!story! (aka plot plot) to get fake passports and show off their amazing PI skills.

Well, that's not fair--Sam did a lot. She pulled her hair back into a perfectly lovely ponytail to show she meant business, after all! But, yeah, that scene with her 'handling' the forger was eye-rolling. Yes, I believe all 90 lbs of her got the better of the dude. Of course, though, she didn't bother to get the gun and Jason had to show up and save the day for that. What a team! With any luck they'll come back from this grand adventure and Tracy will have gained guardianship of Danny.

Just when I thought no scenes could be more insipid than Jason/Sam scenes in walks Spinelli to make it a trifecta of suck. God, his over-the-top admiration for all things Stone Cold and Fair Samantha is so creepy. He was literally only enjoyable for his first couple weeks on the show when he was just a stoner hacker. Also, someone tell Molly Carly raided her wardrobe--and picked the dress Molly had in a donation bag.

This is just Standard Operating Procedure for Carly. If she does it? REASONS!! If someone else does it? They're to be judged by her. Frankly, it's shocking that a Tony Jones-shaped hellmouth hasn't opened up and swallowed her by now.

When Jason was eavesdropping on Spencer and Emma I amused myself by thinking he was actually IN the mirror. He is a magical unicorn, after all, and leaves no hiding place unturned. I randomly got annoyed at how stupid Julian was being for burning the bloody shirt in a public garbage can where fibers could be found...but then I remembered it's the PCPD that's in charge and Dante seems to be the only one with a brain and he's on another case.

He was awful. It was like he just decided to look at the script 10 minutes before they yelled 'action.' And again with the friggin' "I'm letting you live" misogyny. When Sonny believes he has the upper hand, he's insufferable. Then, again, when he sees himself as the victim/underdog he's insufferable, too. Re: the Diane/Alexis scenes. I like Diane, but her moral high ground is built on quicksand. She dates Sonny's right hand asshole and a hitman whose got a body count higher than he can count is her favorite client. Sit down, Diane.

He's such an ass. Maybe this will make him think twice before dropping trou in a crypt with someone he hates again.

I thought Bobbi's fainting spell was just a contrivance to push the "Dr. Death" storyline along.

Sonny is a super-awesome 'hideaway' landlord, what with stocking the place complete with...dominoes. This show... Watching Jason and Sam puzzle out this "mystery" is like watching two narcoleptics play charades.

Because Webber is such a rare name. This show...

I loved that they had her articulate her decades-long feelings of guilt in regard to Nikolas (and kudos for an accurate interpretation of history) and how that informs the way she acts with him. Genie can still bring it with the tears and wobbly voice. And I loved Kevin acting as both friend and therapist.

Boy, Sam was REALLY not getting it when Jason was trying to say Nikolas staged the whole thing. He really should've just used those volumes of post-its and acre of wall space to spell it out to the crackerjack private investigator, when maybe she'd understand. That fight between Liz and Hayden was just cringe-worthy. At least Carly/Ava looked like they could hurt each other. These two looked like the last two four-graders not picked for dodgeball going at it.

I'm already awaiting how they're the ones to crack to case. Bonus points if they somehow shoehorn a Spinelli appearance in as he'll access the underwater surveillance cameras in the PC harbor to discover Nikolas got picked up by a submarine.

Between regaining his memory, yelling at Liz about Franco and screwing Sam in barns, he hasn't had a lot of time for cardio, ok?

So, in other words, we'll be seeing her in 3-6 months.

It's just such an injustice that the poor, put-open holy hitman and his ride-or-die chick had to be {gasp} questioned about this. I mean, it's not like they were *right there* when whatever happened happened. It's not like Jason has a history of violence or bad blood with Nikolas. Such a travesty that he's being railroaded this way. And, gee, now he wants to go on the run, presumably with Sam. What about "my sons" (said thru clenched mouth)? God, they're both so insufferable. And I'm still rolling my eyes that Carly was so upset about Lucas and Bobbi that she couldn't be bothered to get to the hospital sooner. Not when there's absurd apologies from Ava to be had and hypocritical comments about how she and Sonny do things 'for all the right reasons." Dillon and Kiki continue to be adorable. It's gonna blow if he becomes a speed bump on the Kiki/Morgan highway to hell.

I sat there watching trying to figure out if the audience is supposed to think Sonny is great for sparing Ava's life. I mean, I understand he can't be held responsible for killing AJ, as he was fat, but you'd think his continuing misogyny would start to annoy even his most diehard fans. In other news: shut up, Jason. Shut up, Sam. Yeah, boo-friggin-hoo that Jason, who was at the scene of the crime AND has a murderous past, is considered a prime suspect. It's hard out there for a hitman...

This is taking me back to my all-time unintentional comedy gold scene, that being when Jason, in the middle of a storm that grounded all the boats to Wyndemere, jet-skied over to the island, complete with a hair-blowing fan that Beyonce would covet.

Shut up, indeed. I get that this new version of Jason wants to actually parent that kid--with Liz's blessing--but if he's got his memory back then he should remember how he signed off on NOT being his father. I don't give a fig about how much "pain"* that caused him, etc, it was what it was. *Crap, I just remembered Jason's box o'pain. Hopefully Sam sold that at a garage sale.

As if the show will let Carly and Sonny not have a full victory, i.e. full custody. I was cheering Ava on yesterday and only wish instead of the flashdrive she had flushed Carly down the can.

Oh, man, the 1996 Nurses' Ball is hands-down my favorite. Jason basically declaring himself when he carried Robin off the stage? It didn't get much better than that. And, boy, if KMc ever came back to GH full time (not that I want that horror for her) they could've totally gone with a J/R pairing again, because she has almost as much chemistry with Billy as she did with Steve. I was kind of zoning out during the red carpet, but why was Sam so snotty? Just because they called Jason her ex-husband? Grow a tougher skin, girl. And, ugh, with Carly finding a flash drive in the martini shaker. I refuse to believe that's her confession, as Ava is a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them.

Oh, I haven't actually watched yet (my bad), I was just going by what others mentioned. Well, that's no surprise as Nikolas is so ridiculously self-involved with his first-world problems right now ('boo hoo, I have to pay taxes on my millions of dollars stock sales'). As you were.