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Photoshop fail

Sounds a lot like someone else I can think of 😆

Why is Joey Gorga suddenly lying about his age? This article says he's 39. At first I thought that was a typo, and they'd just confused his age with his wife's. But, now, when you Google him, all sources say his birthday is August 15, 1979 (which would make him younger than Melissa, born March 21, 1979). In her amazing book, Love Italian Style: Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage, Melissa talks about Joe pursuing her when she was working as a bartender at the strip club, after having seen her at a resort in Cancun, when she was only 21 and he was older. He even chimes in to explain why he was hanging out with a bunch of college spring breakers in Mexico even though he was 26 years old, Jersey Shore-style (he was so busy working hard in his early 20s that he never got to party, he says). HMM. These fools can't fool the master. I have an eagle eye on all things RHONJ.

RHONJ Season 7 trailer coming out tomorrow. Two new FT Wives. No twins or Amber.

It's TERESA. No "h." Sorry, pet peeve.

How long till a WWHL special episode?

Repulsive.

Five minutes of the Giudices is more entertaining that the whole of RHONJ season six.

Oh, I'm watching!

I agree they may be testing the waters and that a Tre spin-off will get quadruple the ratings of Manzod, easily. Maybe even higher than RHONJ Season 6. I don't think she'll divorce Joe, though. She's too stubborn. But he might divorce her. She SHOULD divorce him, IMHO.

YES.

#COTD

I tweeted that them that I was appalled that they were publishing anything for which Radar Online was the source. I think Tre's attorney put this out.

I want: Teresa Dina Jacqueline (only because of the drama with Dina; no Asslee, please) Melissa Kathy Danielle

Amen to all of this. 100%.

This is amazing.

I think the Giudices are AWFUL, and I LOVE watching them. They are good TV, mostly because they have Greek tragedy levels of character flaws, no self awareness, and are unintentionally funny. Throw in the NJ guido new money stereotype gloss, and you've got a winner. They'll be back. And I will watch.

Oh, I'm definitely watching it.

THIS!!!

Reza is truly one of the worst people on television.

New tea from Tamara Tattles. Who, IMHO, is not as smart as she thinks she is. I read her blog, anyway, since Famewhores became some kind of rightwing conspiracy site with only occasional RHONJ news. http://tamaratattles.com/2015/06/01/teresa-giudice-greets-her-fans-from-jail-and-i-spill-rhonj-tea/

I vote for thread the change. Nothing to joke about. Love and support to Amber. <3

If the documents were public record, they will still be available through the court, probably digitally. The courts have professional records managers working on this stuff. Broken links are amateur hour (for sites like TMZ) ;)

Has anyone else noticed that her daughter looks just like Julie Plake?

Tre looks really dead behind the eyes in these photos. I'm worried about her. Though one is tempted to decide that prison hasn't changed her at all, if she's making Joe and her four beautiful dorters wait an hour for her to get her hair fixed for a PRISON VISIT, I think it's clear that she has already been changed by this, er, experience. I am hoping she comes out and rises from the ashes, post-war Scarlett O'Hara-style, to return to previously unknown levels of avaricious desperation.