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Wait, the dream was Carls?!?! And holy crap this death is taking forever!

Ask about the deer, Carl. For old times sake.

Saviors are consistently two things: Annoying, and lacking in self awareness.

Oh cry me a river dude. Tell your sad story as I play a sad song on my teeny tiny violin.

Creepy Morgan is awesome, I forgot how much I like Creepy Morgan.

"So Rick. Tore a guys guts out today. Whats new with you?"

Talk about whiplash. Go from a guy ripping some assholes intestines out, to parents saying goodbye to their dying kid.

Oh my God this just turned into Mortal freaking Combat! Morgan Wins: Fatality.

Carol is like "Nope, still planning on hittin that".

I miss Terminus and the Hipster Cannibals.

Everytime I see this commercial, I think I`m watching the Papyrus skit from SNL.

Damn it, now I have feelings. FEELINGS! "I didn't, but you still can".

Even in a dream sequence SHUT UP EUGENE!

You know, I appreciate that they didn't really do the "T`Chella is a cat guy" stuff that a worst writer would have done...but I did snicker at the beginning when T`Chella, in Black Panther gear, was in a tree with a dog barking at him. I mean, yeah dogs just bark at stuff regardless of their big cat theme, but I still laughed a tiny bit. I so desperately want their to be a scene in the future where Shuri, Tony, and Rocket are all working in Tony's lab together, while everyone else stands around looking nervous, and glancing at the fire extinguisher, with the occasional explosion, followed by someone inside yelling "Do that again, but with more lights!"

"I NEED 100 SAVIOR SCALPS FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!"

If they really wanted to get back at the Saviors, they would cut all their tongues out, stopping their pointless rambling forever. Too dark?

Yeah, a freaking pillow would make him feel better about his inevitable grisly death.

Inhuman? Whoa buddy, this show has taken some crappy turns, but its not Inhumans level of bad yet!

Thats the only way to take out a Savior. You have to kill them instantly before their speechifying powers emerge.

The Walking Dead? More like the Talking Dying, am I right?

See how much better this show is when it isn't 85% Saviors rambling about absolutely nothing?

Oh Carl. I...am pretty sure he`s dead...maybe... These timelines are confusing.

Finally got to see Black Panther, and I absolutely loved it. I just posted a SUPER long post about it in its movie thread, but I thought it was a great movie, both from a superhero perspective, and just as a film that people would like to watch. I also love the fact that, according to the MCUs (admittedly dubious) timeline, Black Panther, Spider-man, and Ragnarok are all taking place right around the same time. Never a dull moment in the MCU!

Dont forget when "The Savior" became the new "Chosen One", instead of just what Emma was supposed to do to stop the Dark Curse. And then Henry was "The Author" and now theres a mythical "Guardian" person, and, yet, I have no clue what any of these people are actually supposed to do, or how they work, or are any different than any other magical person in this world. Its like they dont think the audience will be able to get invested in their characters if they arent some vaugly defined "Chosen One", instead of just a person who does things. Do they not know that most stories, even ones with magic and battles and crap, are usually not about chosen ones, but about people who just do things?!?! Or, if they are a Chosen One, they usually give some explanation as to what that means, and they never do! If A&E are so obsessed with everyone having some super special magic title (that they just have, dont want to make our characters EARN anything!), then why dont they explain what the hell these stupid titles actually mean!

By the end, Belle and Rumple had some of the least in common with their fictional counterparts of any of the main characters on the show. Belle was mostly just Rumples wife and a massive doormat (Disney Belle would never have taken his shit) and Rumple has basically nothing to do with The Beast at all. I mean, even from the beginning, their story was extremely different from the Disney version they kept stealing iconic imagery from, but at least it had some similarities, and worked alright as a variation, if not the full on remake other characters got, but by the end, they were a disgrace to the characters they were pretending to be. Of course, the character that ended up being literally nothing like the character they were supposed to be was Robin Hood, who should have been roguish and charming, with an anti-authoritarianism attitude and a devil my care personality. Instead, while we got a bit of that at first, he was soon just Regina's cheerleader who cheated on his recently resurrected wife with her murderer (who was also a MUCH worse tyrant than Prince John even), and then when the aforementioned wife died (and no one cared), he just became Regina's lapdog and consolation prize for her to fret about and get kisses from, until he died to further Regina's angst. He could have been Regina's favorite part of shoes by the end, with the amount of characterization he got. Weirdly, Hook ended up having a more Robin Hood like personality, after he became a good guy, than Robin ended up having!