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My in laws had an elderly toothless pug who put away steak on the regular!

Touché!

Listen, it’s taken me a year and a lot of therapy to wipe this from my memory! Whyyyyyy 😩

I was curious about the pea cake and found Sara’s recipe: https://gardenandgun.com/recipe/a-sweet-spring-cake-with-a-surprising-secret/

I follow Padma on Instagram, and whenever she shares behind the scenes footage from the season, she always has at least one hair and one makeup person doing touch ups. But I will say, I love that she’s also not afraid to be seen without makeup! She regularly goes barefaced

If she already speaks quite a few other languages, she might be able to pick up a new one more quickly. Completely anecdata, but I started learning French in August, and I can speak in very basic terms, enough to get by if necessary.

The only dish I can think of that uses rice is cabbage rolls, but usually potato or noodles (spätzle, dumplings) are more common.

After seeing his outbursts at Dr Now, I get the feeling that he gets very angry when he doesn’t get what he wants (food), and doesn’t want to hear any criticism, so she just tells him what he wants to hear. I would say that I feel bad for her, but I wouldn’t have stayed after he fathered a child with someone else while married to me.

When they drizzled that sauce on, I groaned and said “that’s gonna ruin any crispness!”

Yes: OW MAH LAYG

You guys, if anyone wants to lounge in Kyle’s security blanket to celebrate the finale, it’s available at Target. Kyle’s tears sold separately.

Chenbot malfunction

She was more annoying than a goat bleating for supper!

Ew, Daniel, gross. Men who brag about their size and needing Magnums do not need them. Or so I've been told...😂

Lee Press-On Caterpillar Brows…her next entrepreneurial venture!

They remind of those magnetic boards where you could draw whatever hair and eyebrows you wanted 🤣 I didn’t scroll down before I commented, but I’m glad I’m not the only one!

Nobody expects the muffin inquisition! (sorry, I had to!)

Ribs, chicken…what food will she compliment Julie with next? Fish? “Yew look prettier than a catfish gaspin for air!”

The eyebrows remind me of wooly bear caterpillars.

This was a sprain, right? She should be able to walk on that by now. I had a clean break in my left foot last summer, and I was up and walking with a boot by the second day. It drove me nuts, but it was better than making my husband and daughter get everything for me. She's just lazy as hell.

OLDER?! Maybe to a 10 year old. Daniel, she's younger than you, asshole.

Also, “NACHOS” will get you one month free (thank you, Beavis and Butthead commercial)

I keep seeing “The Turner Formerly Known As Matt” as The Tuna Formerly Known As Matt 🤷🏼‍♀️

All these new reaction emotes, and we can’t get a vomit reaction?! edit: after reading further down, I see I’m not alone!