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Rachel. Girl you feel in love with this dope because he harmonized out of tune on your karaoke app. Then you placed your phone on Facetime TWAT first while giving birth to Lucy for a man who you've never met in person. You left your eldest daughter to jump a flight to England to meet your felon puker with Lucy in tow. Not to mention you do nothing but lament her existence. Let's not get all judgey cuz he was sowing his pukey oats around England between fisticuffs. Sheesh.

Is that dandruff?

Matt is trying to be the Voice of Reason. That's just silly.

God I hate these 2.

"I want to marry you Ximena. Will you be my wife and accept this ring? BTW I bought it for another girl with bolt on tits but I will settle for you."

Pole's a terrible brother in law. People come over and eat your food. It's not the end of the world. Good god he's the person in college dorm or shared apartment who left passive aggressive notes in on and around the fridge.

Here's some Poison Ivy Karinny!

Oh god I'm eating.

Commercial! It's RONI time!

Does Angela own any tops that don't have copy on them? Woman doesn't lack for words spewing out of her mouth....she could just go with a plain shirt.

Smart. Oh wait you don't belong here.

My Rice a Roni is resting. Carry on

Is it a producer thing for the foreigner to ghost the american right before they hop on the plane?

Good Lord (no pun intended) she's CATHOLIC?????

Pole and Preggo 2.0

Got the RAR simmering in 5 minutes! There is chicken and garlic flavor too LOL. But i went with cheddar. GOODBYE JESSE

I get the feeling that a typical day in the life of Angela isn’t anything close to mine. (My life is so normal and boring!)

Hello midweek Forum and I’s relationship....I bring you an update that the LEFTOVER cheddar broccoli Rice A Roni was also delicious. Carry on. And keep off my shoes

All these contestants are missing the point of Loubs and such. You scuff them then you throw them out and buy a new pair. Plus no one wants to be seen in last season's shoe anyway. ::flips hair::

I'm blind. BLIND. Why did I have to see Pole in that dress???????

Who’s the guy in the blue sleeves?

They both know that if he gets to the United States that he will be able to have a family with the next girl he finds after he and bigAng get divorced after the appropriate amount of time. He is just trying to find his tipping point of obeying snapping jabba and she is contemplating if sex for a limited amount of time is worth it when she knows he will dump her eventually.

I wish Angela had the presence of mind (stop laughing) to open herself up to trying on some Nigerian garb. For her tragic fashion sense it would allow her to blend in more easily (stop laughing) and it would really suit her figure. I'm not sure if anyone would look bad in some of those dresses or separates....truly stunning. No one is asking her to go back to Georgia and wear it to the Smoke Shop. Ricky solidifies "producer plant" role for me. He has a perfectly nice Colombian gal with big boobs who is willing to do a clam exchange for the ubiquitous Life is America and he fulfills his role of " I HAVE TO CONFESS. I'M LIVING A LIE" storyline for the 2 weeks. He doesn't owe anything to Boltons. He sent her money, she met him and ghosted him. Lesson learned. It's not significant as a relationship to mention it to PlanB. Made up storyline IMO. That way he can go back single and start over again. He really should move to a region with more ladies of his type. He needs a Pao with her cureeerear.

I can't get too worked up over Jesse and Darcey. If there is a shred of truth to their relationship then watching them is making me uncomfortable because they are both tragically unstable. I prefer to think they have come together to be on national TV and make these fights up to pay for Darcey's plastic surgery and Jesse's wispy bang plants.

Everclear. and Boones with a splash of lemon