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And I gotta find a way to take my 6N hair to a level 9. Let's get an Youber!

I need to get a good winter white over the top outfit for winter. I feel very inspired by Darcey right now. I wear too much black.

This IS upsetting. And I don't have kids. Very abrupt exam too...yikes.

They need American medical care.

Can you get to 4 without bleaching first? She doesn't seem to have dark roots ever.

DJ Buffalo Check in da houuuuuuusssssssssssseeeeeee

Oh where my rap friends at? OMG

Rachel is asking herself the right questions but she again will make the wrong decision and just go by what her sex feelings are telling her...the same ones enraptured by his cute accent. She's very preachy and searchy and waggy but she makes those big wrong decisions pretty quickly and without much thought. Of course she shouldn't marry someone after meeting them just once....she's got 2 young kids already and he can't even come to the USA to visit LOL

" I really did LOVE you...." to an ex should NEVER be uttered? Really Rachel? Geez I can't stand her.

Look...it's a go....SHEEP!

LOL but that's the beauty of this show now! Unless they stay in abject poverty's country, the odds of the harvested fiancee not adapting the newly american lifestyle and the attitude (LOL) that goes with it just aren't very good. You can rescue that poor girl or guy but they won't be your little worshiper long term when they get here. It's delusional.

Never forget

Could be. The guys date younger for the tighter body and lack of mental accountability. When they go older it's usually the mental compatibility and then creative sex LOL. The body might be softer but the experience makes up for it. In Darcey's case she looks hard from botox.

This has been a boring episode so far

He has a snazzy black mesh tank. And a white tank top that looks....slimming.

I'd be more annoyed if I were the ex girlfriend and this ex toad that I dated that I haven't even bumped into in years invited me to his engagement party. Cue eye roll. I would have said "no thanks but have fun. see you in another few years buddy!" If she is normal and coming she is just nosy or wants to be on TV. Who would want to go to that party if you felt like he was a "good one that got away" you know? You'd be more likely to wonder who agreed to be a part of the other side of the trainwreck.

All Rachel heard was "I bumped into her.....vagina!" She is ridiculously insecure. If he didn't want to marry you he wouldn't. If he wanted to cheat on you or wants to cheat on you....he can. Anyone can. So she might want to check those feelings before she puts on a dress and says "I do."

If I never see buffalo check again it will be too soon

Here comes the eye touching thing with Rachel. Ick

why are we at the gym? This is so stupid and no one is really pedaling.

Rachel needs to not be so spooked by his past girlfriends. Is she a nun?

Wouldn't that be terrible for business back home? Gonna lose a lot of women clients LOL. I'm glad 19 year olds are harvesting american dollars for new tits. Resourceful.

Ricky will need to prove his love to me by.....doing whatever I bark at him in my vengeful anger and waving finger.... including drowning like a big assed fat pumpkin. (seasonal snark)

So does Michael

Man Michael is working HARD.