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He took her phone and was ragey....pretty much par for the course although it looks like our resident fiery (or was it spicy?) Latina seems to be reading from the Green Card Procurement handbook on leaving a social media trail. Anyone who is really fearing would call 911, not go through the problem of posting. He'd eventually calm down and then she could just walk next door and call. Fishy yet Coltie doesn't seem to be in on it other than exposing his raginess. He may find an unfortunate by product of this as Loss of Employment. Debbie definitely has the tears n guilt card flowing. She just can't overcome her own fear. She's a horrible parent. Larissa is stuck on Dolt because internet gold is harder to find than one would think, given the pool of applicants worldwide. You have to find the perfect combination of money and desperation in a man who is looking for starter clam outside of their country yet willing to bring them over and actually marry them. Really rich men have a lot of options and even in this scenario they aren't going to settle for 30 year old Larissa and her "average" by LatinoCupid standards. So everyone in the average boat on NameYourCountry Cupid is vying for American men with jobs who bathe regularly. And still people like David Poor and David Poor 2.0 find themselves 20 year olds to bone and they are losers. Coltie looks like a catch in comparison.

He probably figured it was about the same at the Vegas sign....let her experience jail americana?

Too bad this is never a warning to men who find this little arrangement quaint. She wants a green card and uses sex as her currency. He trades on this arrangement for a wife who looks like what he feels like he deserves. Except she really loathes you and will use the domestic violence/depression/fear mongering card if it suits her narrative. And he may be just a tad bit controlling/pathetic/egocentric in miscalculating how long he will find the vagina delightful in exchange for her not ending up as the living blow up doll he imagined. We keep seeing it over and over and each guy thinks he isn’t the mark and each lady thinks he’s perfectly sane. ‘Merica!

I liked both team dances. I especially enjoyed watching how they had to hide joe during his team dance but obviously forgot to place him away from the judges table. I guess I will just give in and be pro Grocery Store Joe. I must be missing something so I’m just going to roll with it. Vote best of the worst! joe FTW! You may want to take an early leave LOL because I’m shocked she didn’t get the boot tonight. No way she wins versus what is happening in these voting sessions. joe and Bobby both must have rabid fan bases. Milo and Juan are both actually good. Your girl is a goner.

I'd be pissed if I were Fernanda too. He's such an immature dick. He just gets off on being "chased" or how people perceive him with a "hot" girl. Good grief. Grow up

Why does Asuelu have to earn the dad role back from her sister?????????? I can't with this family.

Free Asuelu. His baby momma won't even take his side and smooth this over. She's an ass too.

Oh previews. YIKES

Is this like awkward guacamole episode from Breaking Bad?

Low is the jackass.

I think she gets off on the fact that one of the Skinz guys actually picked her to be his wooman. It makes her feel special and gives her worth.

I would have thought so too but apparently this isn't the case in a lot of areas. Hollywood america (kardashians jenners etc) also reflects interracial marriages so I thought it was far more mainstream. I live in the white burbs too and wouldn't think twice about random interracial couples.

sheesh i COMPLETELY forgot she had kids!!!!

I will say that it does seem refreshing at how grateful his was that day.

And then spitting it in his mouth. Mother ColtY Bird

I still can't believe that Fernanda wanted to get out of her country that bad that she hooked up with him. It seems like her family could have used the money that went into her boobs for actual living expenses. What 19 year old needs boobs? She wasn't going into a life of stripping.

Not to mention isn't she trying to escape her controlling parents by running to America with David Poor 2.0?

You sound really wealthy.

I don't think he did that bad. Better than a bunch of clothing that the baby would probably grow out of quickly or not into for a few months.

He was really only interested in 1/10th of the starter baby

and his accent is quite good as well. FALA!

Do you know what's in it? ::howls with laughter:: ::sees self out::

All this damn crying. Someone please pass me a sleeve of Samoas.

Water is cold! So many white people! So crowded! I LOVE IT!

I love that Kalani is body confident enough to show her midriff and actually cover her massive boobs which are even larger than Grangela's.