HappyDancex2

His mom should butt the hell out but something tells me that after this fling and marriage thing becomes a mess for the courts, mama jonathan is left picking up some of the dramatic pieces.

Kalani and Nick are class A entitled moochers. Please get off my screen.

I can't imagine how people manage to procreate on Samoa. The whole thing is fraught with danger.

Eric says buying a house isn't a quick thing. It really can be. Tasha says moving out isn't a quick thing. It really can be.

If I spent any time with Eric I'd probably look worn out too. I'd be sleeping on an inflatable bed in a filthy apartment in a foreign country. I'd have to clean the apartment so I wouldn't have to be scared at touching my skin to anything in there. All the furniture in bouncy, plastic and smelly. I'm driving all over the country because we can't fly out of the major airport in our own STATE for chrissakes. Exhausting.

Eric has an inflatable lifestyle. Bed. Couch. Baby Bed. Women.

Leida has very pretty skin.

Steven wants a relationship with her too. I hope at least he understands the ramification of using his penis.

Team Olga. Now she has 2 kids

geez if you are fighting about the baby now it's going to get exponentially worse since it will get exponentially harder LOL

Snot and pee pee juice residue

I could use a capri sun

Shame and insulin

The nice thing is that once she gets her green card she can flip the script on him. The power struggle is real

Princess Toast! Gummies for everyone

I don't want to marry an attention whore? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pot. Kettle.

WTF is Larissa smoking? Womanizing is not the word she is looking for.

I can't have sex seeing Colt's doughy white thighs. She's a saint

Larissa needs to discover breathable fabrics

I'm going against the crowd here. I think the backwards baseball cap and sweatpants is hot. On the right guy. Athletic plays for me LOL

I say 5 years

Sharing a chair and pawing at his face. Ick He's about 3 years away from looking straight up like her father LOL

He loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooves saying that his fiancee is younger than his baby sister. He got a total boner.

I'd rather have things hurting my boohole than spending my entire life listening to Kalani whine at me. She goes from zero to screaming FUCK like a condescending brat. She can kiss my boohole.

She needs Jay.