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Why are these couches so low? This is boring.

Molly starts her sentences with "Honestly....." which means she's probably dishonest LOL

Fake ring. What a bunch of famewhores

That's considered a BAD fight????? Oh girl

I know we are supposed to have sympathy for Fernanda but he did pluck a teen with a serious Look At Me complex out of her country and he seems surprised at this behavior.

Kalani needs to do a George Constanza and do the opposite. If every thought and decision you've ever made has led you to poor outcomes, DO THE OPPOSITE! She super sucks at life. Every thought that shows her decision making is just the exact opposite of how she needs to wade through life. I think America is too complicated for her. Maybe she needs to go find a simpler life on a remote island where she can condescend at her leisure.

"You got me pregnant" SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK

Steven speaks in fairy tale euphemisms. Too much non speak about Myson. All fantasy, no reality.

I'm muting the dog commercial. Get these cold dogs out of the snow for your damn commercial!

no storyline. manufactured racism. camera installation on the wrong side of the house. back to Pound Town

Shoes on the bed. Gross

Don't you DARE go get a drink you alcoholic!

You have lost your mind. Go work on yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm scared. Somebody hold me!

What ya drank? I'm doing Masthead FlatEarth. It's fairly epic

So it took Jon getting a new baby sister before he realized his mom was important enough to have in his life? Awesome

I had dinner with a friend tonight who got divorced. Kid you not, the guy told her she needed to work on herself. I freaked out! That REALLY happens!!!

Did Eric just come from his bowling league?

Eric can go to work going to work that unshaven?

OMG KALANI. YOU AREN'T ALL THAT! AND CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU STUPID BLAMELESS HO BAG

So no matter what happens, Asuelu is the ass?! This is NUTS

LOL I just turned on the TV....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Eddie isn’t all there. It was edited like he felt bad but he didn’t do anything about it. He knew the rack would be pricier. He was able to add the packages up in his cart...that whole “quick math” comment was shady. The more he knew he was going down the rabbit hole the more his brain tightened up and he did nothing to attempt to change his dish in the GROCERY store when he had the opportunity.

I’ve finally figured out what is bothering me about Asuelo and Kalani. When she was on vacation everything she finds grating about Asuelu now was charming. He was sexy in his sarong...she found his dancing and musicality tribal foreplay. His accent was twee and the halting way he spoke made her heart swoon. She loved his simplicity. He was all man and it worked for her. Fast forward to life in America and she hates him in this context. His sarong is stupid, his dance is embarrassing. His accent is immature and the obvious fact that English isn’t his first language is tiresome. His simplicity makes her feel like he will never learn all the complicates ways of the US male. She’s been polishing his knob but doesn’t think this singularity will sustain a marriage. She sucks at life but she’s so busy reminding Asuelu that he’s an imbecile when in fact in the context of America she’s quite the immature imbecile herself.

What exactly is Steven planning to do with Myson when he gets him back on US soil? If he can find a job waiting tables who is going to watch him? Does he just assume he can guilt his relatives into caring and paying for him while he shouts orders and demands of the level of care from his indignant perch of poverty?