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bingo welcome to 90 day cray logic 101!

"you get me?" nope

In his defense he does seem to be paying for all of his kids' lifestyles LOL

Lotta janky weddings coming up here.....

Nini had that uptalking voice when she was talking about how confident she was for doing front of house. Ugh. Anything but! She should have stayed on the line and cooked. She has been excelling at the food, not personality or organization. Brian is clueless. He was really proud about talking about the nuances of a reservation book at the place he works at now as somehow being super qualified to run FOH. He has a self professed Gift of Gab? How delightful? When Eddie tried to talk him out of his Ballantine he proclaimed he was VERY confident in it....he almost has to convince himself that he belongs there. Staying up all night to write a manual is no badge of honor.

I'm such in the minority as someone who loves Restaurant Wars!!! However I continue to be flummoxed by the arrogance of the chefs who think it's too cool to come on TC without a dessert repertoire. RW format never changes with the servers who are actors and can't write up a ticket, let alone provide 5 star service. Why is this hard? And who decides to do FOH and a show off dish???? My strategy would be to SurVIVE Restaurant Wars....hell with impressing anyone LOL I'm ok with the contrived drama. The chefs doing their best for 12 episodes would get old to me. The spread at Makers Mark made that their executive chef looked amazin! However watching them eat it, try to describe it, make yum noises isn't that interesting to me. I don't get to eat it. If I'm not watching them interact with each other it's just a bunch of food I don't get to eat.

For sure! It looks nice on small chested or small ribbed ladies. I dread getting asked to be a bridesmaid and have the bride pick an empire waist! Lucky they are kind of out now LOL. I love Nicole’s purple hair! Very flattering on her. I had pravana vivid blue a couple of years ago and while I loved it with my dark hair it was hella hard to maintain. I’m a tennis player so I have to wash my hair after practices so the color would come out quite quickly. I loved the lighter blue but it got jacked looking. I don’t even know how people maintain unicorn hair. I was in the salon for 5 hours for one color! You can redeposit the color on your hair to refresh but it’s messy. I did it for 6 months and decided I was over it. Got a balayage of Carmel mixed in about 6 months later and the blue was still stuck in my hair cuticle and totally messed up the balayage!! And that’s professional color by high end professionals LOL. My point? No way that lazy ass girl was maintaining that hair. I can imagine her sheets and towels and carpet and clothing all have purple dye blobbed in them.

If she was playing the game well she should volunteer for Expediter, run it into the ground and watch one of her teammates get bounced...that is if she thought a "main" competitor to win it all was actually on her team. She seems pretty passive though. Where's Josie? LOL

Why was Pablo so frantic? He had a braised dish that was either oven or pressure cooker friendly that is always done on TC with little issue.....and a crudo dish. He seemed like he was in the weeds and unsure of his flavors....from the start. Nini's chocolate ice cream that is white seems cool. I'm intrigued. Chicken Ballontine guy got a lot of airtime today. From a reality TV editing standpoint I'm worried for him. His only saving grace is that Adrienne seems super in control and she is very smiley in all her retro talking heads. But with 2 eliminations 2 teams have to lose...I guess they never said 2 chefs from 2 different teams....they can just pick 2 chefs from the whole lot of the 2 losing teams right?

Nini's glasses are driving me crazy. I want to push them up on her face and her eyes aren't close to being centered in the lense. Those can't be comfortable, especially when it gets hot. In her pictures she's not wearing glasses while she is plating so she much have been wearing contact lenses or recently needed glasses. In other eye news, I loved Padma's blue eyeshadow tonight! Perfect modern color.

If they don't leave the space in shambles and give them actors as servers it's really just 4 people cooking dishes in a team theme. It's RW so this drama doesn't bother me much. I like the 3 war twist! I agree with Sara that Pablo gets something in his head and then just goes down with the ship. He's shown an inability to improvise in previous challenges or just plate till the end and shrug his shoulders when it doesn't work out. He's fodder. Who is Michelle?? She's a low talker.

Can you imagine her buying condoms????? Bwahahahahahahahahaha

She lives in California, not off the grid on the side of an uninhabited mountain. How could she not “find” lambskin condoms? Preposterous. Also amazon.com Also Walgreens, Walmart, CVS, Rite Aid, Target, Meyers etc etc etc

If Kalani actually had a job to go to instead of spending her days applying makeup and combing her mane she’d be exhausted from the work and care of Baby number one. Plus coming home and cleaning the house (not an air bnb) and all the things regular people do. She has waaay too much time on her hands. They were probably going at it like jackrabbits. Thats why she’s worried about her father stopping the wedding cuz he’d add stipulations to the gravy train. She’s got a good gig. No house, job or stress. Her man is in town so it’s 24 hours of access with no repercussions in her mind. I guess where her parents went wrong was that they assumed she’d act like a 30 year having sex instead of a horny 15 year old whose parents leave town a lot!

The fact that she even goes with this line of reasoning shows me her idiocy is not editing. I’d have more respect for her if she just said she wanted to jump Asuelu raw and it was nobody’s business if she got pregnant cuz it was her life. To somehow start blathering about the availability of lamb skin condoms as the cause is straight up ludicrous.

I still feel like everyone this season (more obvious than other seasons) was given a role to play. Larissa is batshit and she was coy and manipulative at the end...until she decided to make nice with MomColtie in front of the suspiciously chatty nail techs. come Live With Us! Yeah right. Even Steven seemed like he could play the role of indignant father fighting for Myson....until he lost his lines and reasoning there at the end. Olga didn’t look like she believed he was going to leave with the baby but had to play her role and just let the hormones and general situation keep her crying. The “out” of their storyline was her K1 Visa application. Uh huh. Seems suspicious since he has no money and no sponsors. The storyline had too many holes. The Kalinikolonis have the worst storyline ever. Uptalking and weeping. Until in comes chapped lipped Leida and her staccato nasally barking ass voice. I doan care! I go back to Indonesia! You half to choos!

Do you think the reason why we didn’t see anything related to Ashely and Jays honeymoon is because they basically just did the casino scene etc and it was technically illegal? As long as he didn’t want a players card he could pretty much gamble and she could cash out chips. We got zero footage and they committed no funds to honeymoon locations for footage.

I can’t believe that when Ashley found out Baby Skinz was peddling the D online she ran straight to Scooter Girl. For all of the hair flipping and finger wagging she did of her on national TV we sure didn’t get a good scene of her choking down the massive slice of humble pie.

Jay frauded her.

Kalani's wedding looks nice. Everyone cleaned up nicely as well. Leida's wedding looks like....what she deserves...

Who gets home from the gym at 11:45?

I can hear a scooter rolling up....

Or Pnina or FauxPnina wedding dresses.

Worst. Bachlorette. Party. Ever

Kalani is starting to pick up that halting way of speaking from Asuelu….hahahahahahahhahahaha