HappyDancex2

I guess when you can look overseas for something spicy, fiery yet definitively less bossy than American women...plus you can convince them to leave their children behind so you all can pretend you are childless, it all seems like a pretty good idea right?

We really don't need to give her a green card. Aren't there enough of these types around, especially in Vegas? LOL She needs to go back home and take care of her kids. Not real thrilled with homegrown Colt either....wonder if she can take him back with her but they need to stay 300 yards apart at all times.

How come they never formally introduced Ken Oringer? Poor Dude. They've had to edit out chefs out of previous seasons so maybe they are hedging their bets now. That guy didn't exactly get the typical boost for his restaurants. This is a commercial for those who show up. I was also surprised to see how much weight Graham put back on. Even from the last time he showed up on some TV show...more weight. I wonder what determines who stays slim and who doesn't after those surgeries?

Eddie's cream reducing and making "chewy butter solids" was intriguing.

Asuelu looks a little beefy to be a palm climber. I feel bad for the tree. They are already a little bendy. Asuelu + Palm Tree = Workers Comp

When can Sara be eliminated? She can take that insolent vocal fry and PYKAG.

Brother's edit where he kept saying that he couldn't believe he was back on the show was tiresome. I really thought Nini had won LCK but then it would have not made sense to bring back previous cheftestants. I groaned when Brother got eliminated at the end and then Tom said he was going back to LCK. Brother said in his TH that he had his chances and he was looking forward to the new people getting their chance or something to that effect. Does that mean Nini can be the starter chef at LCK?!!!! Even Brother knows he won't win LCK again....no way One Judge Tom will let that happen. Why are we even bothering with the charade? I never understood Brother's flavor profiles anyway. Southwestern Japanese? Cocktails with Bahn Mi? Ugh.

He’s a football player. Holding is a penalty. Which is why he also avoids Illegal Use of the Hands and Helmet to Helmet contact resulting in an erection, I mean ejection.

I laughed so hard my abs hurt. Part of it is from the workout session I did yesterday. I blame you for this excruciating pain. Enter.....Nicole.....Exit....Money for a "hair accessories shop." Also exit....brains, common sense, and a vacuum cleaner with a French fry attachment.

Unless I misheard last night Steven talked at the end how they had discussed some of the things he had said on the show during his "this was supposed to be our time, not all baby time" segments of the episodes. Somehow the logic of having your uterus cut open, Myson removed, sewn back up in what could only be described as "horror flick hospital" did not weigh any type of sympathy or empathy regarding the situation versus some pale attempt to "get to know one another." So anyway he cops that it wasn't the right thing to do and he just didn't know "all about it" and they talked about it. However 1 hour previous when asked if he regretted anything he said on the show he said No. Methinks ol Steven just doesn't like to be confronted or wrong. When backed into a corner, even a little bit, he comes out meth faced and staunch that he is right. Not an attractive quality. He basically says "no officer, I don't have anything in my pockets or car that you need to know about" and then they pull out a bag of weed, rock of coke, bong, dildo and gun. He's the poster boy for every episode of Cops, minus the wife beater. Well maybe. He was given the perfect opportunity to show some contrition and maturity and he didn't take it. Not looking good.

It made a lot more sense to me when Larissa was screaming "Kardashian dress" on who she was trying to emulate in America. I don't know if she thinks that's the path of American stardom but she's just a z level "90 day fiancée famous" person so she may want to rethink her path. She will also have to purchase a plump fake Kardashian ass, not just the wide spread out one she is peddling on IG. Else better filters and reshape tool. I don't mind her antics as much as her shrill voice. She's one of those people who doesn't argue with any logic so she just overscreams nonsensical phrases in a high pitched voice to "win" an argument....truly one of the most annoying things to try to reason with someone like that. Exhausting. I don't envy Colt but then again I've seen his zippo lighter and he reaps what he sows.

He looks like he's trying to flick open and light a zippo. Except penis.

I'm at the point in the Tell All where they are asking Jay about taking the 90 days to decide to get married and Ashley was yelling at him that when he made the decision he HAD to settle down. Else why else get married right? And then Jon chimes in "it's FOREVER." LOL guess his vows didn't age well either

Leida abandoned ship very quickly. Smart. She got those blue contact lenses, started a waterfall from them and deflected all of the questions and drama. That was a pretty good performance. They didn't even go after Jon and his cradle robbing. This was a light episode else the moderator sucked ass. Oh. And Shaun didn't even ask Kalani why she doesn't have a job or birth control and keeps getting pregnant. And that she allows her parents to pay for her old irresponsible ass.

It all sounds very arranged now. Jon got to play with the goods for awhile and Fernanda got her ticket to America. She's in Houston with "family" and working on more family coming over. I'm always amazed at what people will do to come here.

Does she get to keep the dress?

KLEENEX

Larissa's tantrum doesn't make her look very....confident.

Rainbow shop LOL I love Larissa thinks she looks good in those cut out backless rompers that she wears that makes her look like she has a pregnancy belly.

Holy crap she is wearing blue contacts! Not bad...I didn't really notice them.

How hard is it to replace Larissa's "fabulous" dresses? It's new York for chrissakes. There's 8 dollar tube dresses on EVERY corner.

Aw jeebus we are going to have to wait for colt and larissa next week. it's almost 9;30 and she's not even dressed.

Fernanda is a harpy shrew. Sheesh

"pay for your boobs..." ouch

that was a statistical anomaly