HappyDancex2

Fernanda needs to take her gift boobs and go back home. She's too young to wade through this. If she's obsessing about some thong in a drawer of an over 30 year old dude that for some reason she can't get over then she won't be able to handle something real. She's already pining for her 19 year old freedom and friends mentality.....quaint. Eye roll

I thought I was going to go full snark on Debbie but Larissa is a straight up classless brat. Her piled on "look" makes her haggard but inside she's just an entitled princess trying to land a man to take care of her. I'm not impressed. Be a gold digger but at least have some simple manners.

I like that ColeT told her to shut her trap for complaining for 3 nasally hours.

Why won't Leida eat the philly cheesesteak with her hands? She has very odd controlling issues. This reminds me of Put it in Proper...PLEEEEEASE...put it in proper!" Which do you think that's what she says during sex? Yikes

Leida's hair is pretty. His deep horizontal forehead line is disturbing. It comes and goes which is odd.

Olga didn't have a perfect life and she didn't have strong parental influence. I'm shocked.

Lotta handshakes there. Pretty deep relationship eh?

Does this chick smoke? When she was eating the pineapple she had deep lip lines. She looks like she is 6 months away from turning into Angela.

It rubs the lotion on the skin and then it puts it in the basket

Oooo Konami! I'd love to work for a company like that....fun! Whatever money he makes it's enough to live on his own. His guilt of taking care of his mom since his dad is gone is admirable but it's stunting his emotional growth and making the bond even harder to break. His mom used all of her grief loss to provide a stranglehold onto her son.....she knows better but she can't do better right now unfortunately. Unfortunately for both of them Larissa is materialistic and speaks spotty english. So even if she could soften her approach of using materialistic things as something she values to show affection for her, she just comes off as a spoiled demanding shrew. I'm going to assume that even if she was just using him for his money and green card that she would know not to come off as a demanding materialistic whore because that's an obvious red flag for men who want to live in the fantasy that there is true affection instead of a transaction of sex for a green card. If she doesn't she'd better learn quick or learn more english because that's just too easy for Momma to point out to her Cat-son that she is not better than Momma. This will be a very interesting storyline IMO and we will get to see how much he values sex over his mom. He wants both but that clearly won't fly.

So the young kid just said he hopes that Olga doesn't look that different now that she's 9 months pregnant because he remembers her when he was just hanging out with the hot girl? Is he that stupid? He hopes the baby was a happy accident and that he has found the love of his life but if not what is he going to do with custody of his child? I assume a kid like that wouldn't fight for it but lots of weird things can happen when love goes bust. I'm glad he wants his "fiancee and child" to come back to America but they aren't just going to live on sex and hope are they?

You bring the samwas?

You rang?

You can’t fool me. I worked in a restaurant! Go work on yourself babe. ::tosses wispy broken off banglets::

Why is Leida so bloated now? I thought she looked straight up pregnant and that's why she has to be here with him. Her pictures (with him) show a much cuter and younger looking girl. Those aren't pictures ripped off social media where you are seeing the person 10 years younger. Though he looked better too. Her clothes so far have been baggy. There just seems to be something missing....even if her parents were wealthy and she didn't have a ton of money herself (just the lifestyle)....freeing oneself from one's parents isn't enough to move to the US with some old ass haggerd dude with no financial freedom. She can do better, child or not. Although even if she let herself get pregnant that wouldn't make sense either. Anchor baby THAT??????????? I need beer.

I was in Toronto and missed the live chat (thank you Canadians for your hospitality!) but I just wanted to say that the only thing I took away from this episode so far is that now we are supposed to procure Rice a Roni AND Samoa cookies for the watch party???????????? Where do I get girl scout cookies this time of year???? Do I even like Samwas???? Do they have coconut in them? Do I have to cut them on the bias?

I'm beginning to think that Col-T and Larissa are well matched. The both speak very slowly and it doesn't drive the other person bat shit crazy. They both seem impaired in the same way....meaning their energies seem about the same to me. I want to bash Col-T over the head for being so obtuse....she just stares at him, purses her rabbit teeth and smiles for the camera. Their lives are simple. (for now) They won't get any stares walking down the strip. Nerdy guys with overly made up women are a dime a dozen there. She may find herself more comfortable than she thought once she gets out of that cashmere sweater. She verbalized her plan. Marry. Green Card. Car with AC. Gotta respect the clarity. Tony Robbins would be proud. Maybe she read Awaken the Giant Within and is close to realizing her dream.

I was thinking. As dumb as that double date was....and it was DUMB. If Joe learned what it took in terms of energy and effort to "perform" on a national stage then I think it was very clever. As a "regular" dude whose job it was to hang out on a beach, drink and makeout with girls, his notoriety wasn't in this realm at all. His hangout level of energy was always a brotastic "2" in chill mode. He never correlated energy level of a performance because he felt awkward and stupid. I get it. I mean I don't know why he is on the show but that's a whole other discussion LOL. And yet guys like John and Bobby were far less horrible on the dance floor so he needed to find that output to at least put together a serviceable amateur attempt. He needed to move from a 2 energy level to a 9 for him to make this work. To me he looked like the other 2 guys now. Except the other 2 guys are still better since they've been doing this for 3 months now so they are ahead but if he would have figured this out earlier he could have spared himself the totally terrible performances that made us all just cringe.

I thought Carrie Ann looked very pretty tonight in her costume. I loved the jabbawockys. I remember them from that dance show they won. They should have put red horns on Len LOL

That's what happens when you go first....I forgot about Milo's performance! He was awesome and I loved the whole vibe of the dance. His costume was cool. Her makeup was restrained. Showmance. Bah. I thought Evanna danced really well tonight. Begging for the 10s was a little pathetic though. She's so slender that she never seems powerful enough to me to counteract Keo's massive frame. The strongest that she can bring just doesn't match his intensity and he tends to drown her out IMO. It's not her fault and I enjoyed her this week the most compared to other weeks. I didn't think John's Paso was that bad. For him. Kinda.

I think I would like Alexis to go now before Joe. That's right. I said it LOL! Val is going on the DWTS tour. One two three......yay? That was quite an announcement over something that could have been done on twitter. Bring Tinashe back.

I enjoyed Juan Pablo's dance. He looks like a professional to me. Demarcus is underwhelming over the last few weeks including this one. At the end it looked like Brandon and Artem started "stepping" so as to not further call attention to what D wasn't doing well. I'm not sure why she thought adding 2 male pros would be a benefit. I disagree with the judges and I don't think he held his own. My eyes kept picking up the obvious differences. This is supposed to be a game of hiding contestant flaws and faking or enhancing what they naturally do well.

The point is moot now but it seemed like Mary Lou had the most unflattering costume choices and the least compelling production value per dance. Sasha is a popular pro so I'm quite confused. Compared tonight to say....Cheryl's tut choreo and stage it was jarring in comparison.

Paul seems really unstable. His rant about not filming anymore to have the baby in peace because the stress of that dude blackmailing them is too much. He rambles and doesn't make any sense. He's either level 1 with Kreeny kreeny Fala Fala or I WILL KILL YOU ALL MFERS! I'd be like Yeah Bye. And well....need we talk about the threat of the "do you want a picture of our fetus in the fridge as proof of our pain?!" That's wack.

I thought the costuming for the Incredibles was really cute but wanted to see jazz or jive or something they could have really taken advantage of those unitards. The quickstep didn’t seem fast to me...it seemed awkward. And Milo had cell phone neck in a lot of hold parts which I guess is a by product of having costumes that are tight from top of head to toe. Speaking of costumes I wasn’t a fan of Mary Lou’s either. That weird belt didn’t do her figure any favors. I think costumes should be flattering first because it can detract from the lines of a dancer and she’s not tall to begin with. I don’t watch Disney and am not familiar with any of these songs so maybe I don’t connect with the costuming as Oh It’s from That Movie yay!!