HappyDancex2

early slide in with wet nails....missed yasssss last week my peeps! so much traveling, so much working, so much angry

How do they decide who gets guest singers to not butcher mainstream songs versus who gets the troupe singers? Last week “senorita” was butchered to almost shrill unrecognizable notes. this week “shallow” gets guest singers. “I’m still standing” kinda sunk LOL. Sometimes they have the rights to the original song version. So random. It’s like this every week. If it were my choice I’d dance to the original version of any recognizable songs. Lamar lol. At least he was slightly happier this week. Maybe because he didn’t have to do even a basic cha cha step till the end and he just needed to hop and bounce for most of the routine. Hard to imagine with that much time he can’t do literally the first cha cha step. I hope his journey reveals something positive to himself.

Not a huge fan of Hannah. Her consta-smile detracts from her performance. She seems fake. Plus she seems like she’s using her tv heartbreak as some kind of sympathy point but she chose to go on a reality TV show dating a bunch of guys and competing against a bunch of girls. Not sure why her humiliation is our burden? Meh Rays foot looked pretty nasty. What was going on with Rashad’s waist? It looked like he had some kind of contraption that was going to launch him in the air. If that was pooch he needed dark pants. They were so ill fitting.

I feel bad for Karamo. As a beginner dancer his routine was really hard and very fast. I appreciate the effort to push from Jenna but she knows how easy to get off choreo there on the jive...lots of different types of steps and floor movement. I really love Kate. She is a great dancer and big personality that radiates on the floor. So pleasantly surprised.

These 2 planned this all along. This is just acting.

Tiffany "I want to switch shows."

I know I will regret saying this but Aladin seems like a cool dude

She needs a Calista roller hair thing to give her more body. So easy

More cold shoulders. Does anyone still say "Oh snap?"

Paul is super paranoid. He won't ever change.

Who tells their mom their hair smells good as she is leaving? God he is so awkward

Does the new baby tie Tiff to SA though if Ronald doesn't allow her to go home?

Here comes the hair exchange....

I was tailgating for football and some guy had a giant gold bone around his neck. He came up to me and has smaller spray painted gold bones and says "have you been a good girl? Has somebody been a good girl?????" In that sing songy voice how you talk to your pets. This dude has more game than any of these losers on this show.

The breathing? The panting? The moaning? The screaming?

Oh Jenny....as Captain Picard once said "All good things must come to an end....." Of course he also had Irumodic syndrome so maybe she needs to just embrace that sketchy memory of hers that still thinks she has a decision to make. Of course she's not as bad as Caesar so she's got that.

Jenny is now talking about Jenny in the third person Jenny Jenny Jenny

Ah the car again....that must have been some damn car

I share everything with you.....except that wife thing

"Hi baby" LIKE WHAT???!!! FUCK YOU SUMIT!!!

There are pretty good iterations of this commercial but the cat one is the best so far IMO. Mayhem LOL

I'm done with the Pole storyline.

someone needs to get liam the "baby brother/sister" book sharing is caring!

I’m with the Dutch guy....she needs to lay off the booze. It doesn’t suit her with all of her mental issues.

It’s really quite odd to watch unnatural chemistry unfold on TV. If Tim isn’t gay and this is just incompatibility it’s actually quite fascinating. I always assumed guys could get there with anybody.