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I understand where Tom is coming from.....I'm exhausted from getting up at 5am, my ankle hurts and I'm dragging 30 pieces of luggage and a giant hair weave that cries on a dime. The last thing I want is to empty the luggage on the sidewalk for a pair of shoes and the giant lip injection whining "what about pumps? do you like these? do these go with my outfit? can you open the other suitcase?" And then to wait in a restaurant with no communicay while starving with no food but ordering a giant bottle of sedative when all I want is a hot shower and clean bed, I certainly am no longer in the mood for the "meet and greet small talk." Did I just defend AND side with Tom? GTH Darcey! FYI Stacey's BF looks like he's been hit with the ring light filter machine too

Fidel be power trippin. Though we are in his country and he seems like he has quite a few ways to get us killed and buried without a trace so I'm just getting out of there. Plus now he knows he's a straight up liar to his face I'd be even more scared. That being said when Fidel was talking all I could hear was "You need to work on yourself babe."

I thought a bidet was a separate unit for clean anal. LOL It looks like a low water fountain. In Japan they have washlets everywhere...including subway stations. SO CLEAN. You could eat of the floor. Washlets are basically fancy toilet SEATS. They clip on the top just like the existing American ones except they are powered, which is why you need the outlet. I saw one recently at Costco. It's real here now LOL The toto washlet is awesome and fits on most existing toilets. The seat automatically opens on approach and presprays the bowl to make it extra clean and so nothing "sticks." Upon sitting the automatic deodorizer fan starts up to eliminates smells and acts as white noise. There are also one with white noise or music features to drown out sounds in public spaces. Ours also has a heated seat. Like yeah. Clean front, Clean back, different pulses or strengths, you can have settings like a car (passenger 1 and 2 hahahahha), oscillating, stream spray patterns and the dryer with different heat settings. Or you can use toilet paper to blot and go.....you'll end up using less TP overall obviously. The wand is self cleaning. There is an ionizer and ozonator for the wand cleaning and the water cleaning and heating. It's all in a separate chamber and it just comes out and goes back in. For men you can push a button and it lifts the seat for you open/close. For women there is nothing better when you have your period. After you are done flushing the seat will automatically close. The toilet also self sprays in intervals to keep the bowl clean. And that's the 411 on clean anal. You're welcome.

To hear Pole say "that's my son! he's very very white!" and then break out in that nervous giggle made me want to jump through the screen. I loathe him

Sumit is basically Maria but with a face that we've seen.

I'm hiring a PI before I give up everything to move to another country. Especially my Car.

hahahahahahahahahhahaha OH THE BLOW

You are about to be dealt a blow. Too much time yet. Is it an iPhone? LOL

WOW POLE. What. An. Asshole.

There must be a lot of filth in the birth area as well for Kareeny. Feel bad for her. Birthing is nasty enough but we do have some nice protocols in America to make it better.....

or Doctors

someone let me know when the scene changes

Vegetarian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We complain but last night we were treated to "vigorous lovemaking" and a kissed ankle. Total vom

Get the toto washlet. Also you will need an electrical outlet behind the toilet

Our washlet heats the water. So your natural anal water is warm.

Jihoon could write the copy of how to use those washlet toilet seats.

I'm going to take your credit cards away from you. Also do you want to have a baby?

Just a reminder, Ronald is a yuman.

sLLLLLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding in on time tonight from dance class...…… I'm hoping for a legit secret and a blow to be dealt...I can handle it

Fidel - "You need to work on yourself, babe"

Who nailed the insufficient payment?

We need some new blood and tying up these old storylines. There is no more drama. Ang is just getting her TV time. And laid. Hell the fried chicken was the most real and interesting part of that scene.

I think Michael is hilarious. Ang is such a harpy shrew.

Teletubby hair inspiration?