nachomama

How unpatriotic of them! :(

Echoing Toronto pride the USA just joined the rest of the world allowing gay marriage. Welcome gay people, you can now be as miserable as straight people. Wheeee!

I had guac at chipotle the other day and think I got overcharged. (It's relavent because I think there's cilantro in it but not overly much). Anywho I got the side of chips n guac (way too many chips btw) and that's $3.95. Then there was $1.95 for guac. Ummmm I did NOT pay $4 for chips right? And I didn't get guac on my burrito bowl. I'm going to marathon early GoT when I get my teeth yanked and it's been a while plus I've now read the first 2 books so now I'll be able to keep people straight and I hope to put many puzzles together in my head.

It's my genes! And you've been missing. I thought a scarf got you.

When I went to work the other evening my glasses fogged up getting out of the air conditioned car. That's how humid it was. I resisted mentioning my wet thighs because you naughty cheekee monkeys.

I'd love to say screw it but I'm a week out of the poorhouse at best. I keep looking. Credenza boy just chastised me for not getting a name and phone number for someone to update a quote. her name is her email, thanks so very much and I did ask for her phone number and she said "just email it", he's very concerned that he addresses each customer by name, it's very car salesmany of him. He has noted that I sometime don't capitalize things in my emails. (I don't capitalize my own name cuz that's how I like it dammit) and as much as he thinks first name usage endears him to our clients, they like me because I'm less formal. If we have been working on a problem and we finally solve it, I shoot back emails of "yippee and hallelujah" I do this on a case by case basis, I know these people and have done work for them for years. I only do it with my peeps, my homies, I'm not so slackadaisical in my business emails. But I keep it real. And for a guy so concerned that I'm dropping the ball on clients, last week he took so long getting a quote back that she had already ordered elsewhere. And I had a name, number, email all the bells and whistles.

He needs to tenderize, NOT in my bed. I know if they get ahold of a mouse or a lizard etc they like to present it to you like "voila, lookee I bring gifts" and it's gross. I stalked him stalking a tiny lizard once, they come in through the screen on the porch, once he had it, I took it from him and released it back to the wild, hopefully he lived, perhaps not. but my cat is not a great hunter, he's a goofus. I checked out the new season of "True Detective" dunno if I'll stick with it. Reading my "Game of Thrones", waiting on "Fear the Walking Dead" and I go through the same work cycle. It's always hate for the weekend job, and I love my weekday job, just not who I do it for. I don't need anyone to clap for me for doing my job well, but seriously no one can thrive in an environment where you can do nothing right. Trust me, I do not suck at my job. My customers love me. I get things done in spite of the way things run not because of them. I'm sure the kids love you, Irishmaple, even if they make you nuts with their needs, like food and water and clean tuschies. Think of Cuba and make them serve you for a change. You'll sleep when you're dead.

Well if he's too stubborn to drink and dies I feel bad. And I don't care if he's comfy for his naps but damn to pass up a sweet spot like that is dumb. I paid for it so of course I want him to use it, walnutqueen's raccoon sure would.

Aren't pantyhose terrible? I just remember them slowly falling and walking like a penguin because they're about to my knees after church. And hot sweaty thighs. no thanks. How do I teach my really dumb cat to use the cat hammock? I physically put him in it. My other cat loved loved loved his little hammock by the window. This one is too dumb to get in it. And I've put a larger pet water bottle outside (it's the screened porch still inside yet outside) because it's so darned hot. So I marched him up to it and smooshed his face in it so that it got him wet, thinking oh, hey he will learn that he can drink here. It stays fresher than a bowl on the ground that he continually drags toys through or knocks over. Oh my god he used to drive me nuts with little fuzzy balls, he chased them around the house the brighter color purple and red were his favorites and that son of a bitch would always ALWAYS go dunk the fuckers in the water dish and then I find the damn thing in my bed! I lay down on something wet and squishy.

I don't really think I can go into the ZA without Air conditioning. It's been seriously hot and I just don't want be Corallllllll with the greasy looking dripping wet locks of hair. I don't want pit stains. When survival depends on running away in the heat I'll be all "no, save yourselves, I'd rather be eaten". My bunk in the treehouse better have a breeze.

I think maybe stop getting it in the eye? It's why chicks don't dig it. You broke your eye maynnnn!

I can't believe I didn't go with that first!? I'm slippin. The wank joke is my go-to. Switch hands! That'll give the eye a rest. Plus it'll feel like gettin some strange

Do they know what's causing it? Freaky deaky. Do you get a cool eye patch or anything? You can be the guv'na!

Oh I may have just topped myself in ideas. Compound butter made with avocados and then lobster roll! Lobster + avocado = slap yo mama :D THROW IN SOME BACON :O I am dead. I died.

Oh yes get your peepers checked. Hell if I get teeth yanked outta my head you can get poked in the eye. End of the year school stuff Is the pits. We just had the most slammed week ever. We print graduation programs for area high schools as well as an entire university chain. Today I collated 8,000 programs and stayed late 3 hours. Money yay! But this week 2 cutters broke and you name it, if it could go wrong it did. Had to redo 1,400 programs because the girl took corrections over the phone and Didnt check her email, there were more corrections. That's not on our end that's them not compiling their lists good.

I-16 does blow chunks, you could come down through Augusta, very pretty, no 4 lane highway though.

I had no idea the MST3k dudes were still doing stuff and I would totally attend Sharknado but I'm working. I'm shocked they even do it here. So now I'm bummed. Don't even say Ron Funches to me because I'll cry, I NEED FUNCHES EVERY DAY! He is my happy pill.

topic whiplash...Pamela Anderson has really toned it down, no? She's almost classy. There's an evil bush that decided to grow up between the clamp where the drain spout is attached to the support beam for my carport. It's been very rainy so the thing has exploded recently and branches were whacking my car when I park so when I got home last night I went all Tyreese on him. Obviously I did not know how cleverly he had snuck in until I had his corpse under my feet. And of course ants ate my feet. >;( So I'm itchy and randomly ouchie.

I know half of Stannis' army deserted, I know Ramsay slaughtered many with his band of 20 ninjas, but who exactly slew all the rest? I swear I didn't blink and miss a huge battle scene, did I? I saw 2 guys chasing Stannis then Brienne, then back to Ramsay and 1 other guy...they pull back and hundreds of dead Stannistans. What did I miss?

I've heard that Iceland is awesome. I'm jealous of anyone going anywhere although probly I'd be interested in Cuba right now. I'm jealous of anyone that goes anywhere.

I hope I get what walnutqueen got. I wish to remember nothing. They can molest me if they wish it'll be the most action I get. I owe, I owe so off to work I go. Evil Susan will be arriving at 5 am so I'm going to work ever so slowly so that I'm backed up by the time she gets there. So she can't throw in extra stuff for me to do. According to her I don't do enough and yet she's asked if I have any other days off from my other job she'll give me more days. Hell-to-the-no! And she comes in at 5 because it's inventory time. And that means she has not ordered anything. So when she complains I don't do enough...it's because I have nothing to do it with. You can't point the finger at me saying I don't do anything when you supply me nothing. Just because you don't want to count once a month. Then she orders like 5 trucks of supplies and takes 2 days off so someone else has to put them away. Can't go ballistic and get fired before my teeth. They gotta pay for it :D

The dinosaurs didn't get me! Very close though. I'm not a good runner. Reminded me of the last time I ever attended a sold out show. E.T. When I was a kid. It was the re-release. My mom packed the neighborhood kids up in the station wagon and threre weren't enough seats for us to sit together. So I'm way on the edge and at the end when the kids were escaping on their bikes the very last kid gets grabbed by the chasers and I screamed. Thank goodness no one knew it was me. ;)

I vote pot! That's a breathing excersize. :D

I don't think I could sleep with a mask on, my sleep is all screwed up from my schedule. I have overnight job on weekends, regular 8-6 on weekdays. There's no hope for me but I haven't slept right in 25 years why start now? The evil teeth torturers told me to start sleeping with a mouth guard and it hasn't been impossible but takes some getting used to. Who knew I had so much rage in the night that I fight like Evander Holyfield in my sleep and grind my teeth into stumps? Hopefully dinosaurs will blow my doors off tonight and it'll be my excitement for the year.

/me hides* there's a guy with a chainsaw drinking beer in my 'hood!