Kiss my mutt

And Sophie’s rehearsed speech on what a debutante ball is and how maybe someday she’ll have a daughter who’s a debutante had my eyes rolling and then Cut to that smug ass kid getting his makeup done with Brownie center stage just seemed performative to me. Elizabeth is Mexican? Huh? She is so low rent even with money. She’s all affronted by them questioning her about her motives and choices but she won’t stop talking about it. She needs to be one and done. Don’t get me started on the dowager Shannon. Everything that comes out of her mouth sounds so sour, bitter and annoying. She doesn’t do anything but complain in her “put upon” voice. Sure, Jan, I totally believe you were a surfer chick.

I swear, I live for our Tuesday nights! It can’t get here soon enough. Thanks for the company, commentary and comraderie!

I think Bennett is the “dick in the Box”! Now I want to go watch that snl video!

Is Tayshia wearing another wedding dress next week? It’s like every damn guy has a big reveal, next week it’s Riley’s turn.

Open the Box, open the Box! Damn, to be continued? I can’t take this. wow, Zack is looking worse and worse with every admission.

Noah just keeps his cool and it makes Bennett so mad! Get the fuck outta here with those friendship gifts! Really? Please, get of my tv.

Bennett is so damn smug. I don’t think much of Noah but I like when pompous snotty ass grown man gets taken down a few notches

Wonder if Tayshia will send Bennett or Noah home or both of them?

My husband came in with the jibber jabber, and I missed what she said? What happened?

At least this haunted house wasn’t as bad as Kaitlyn’s season with the snake in the toilet.

I think the La Quinta off the I-84 interstate at exit 52 is haunted too. Must be a perk of the chain!

Bennett is the one that is causing drama not Noah at this point. I see at least one guy is starting to notice this Bennett is being a jerk.

Oooh, nooo, no we have an eating disorder?

No, no , no, Ben, you didnt! He couldn’t think of anything to say so it’s “look at this!” I would be horrified.

I wonder if the guys will start to align more with Noah and start in on Bennett. He can’t even say anything without harshing on Noah. Oh, Ian, you making me cry, man. Especially after Bennett’s, “my life was hard” and Noah is a dick spiel.

Bennett seems oddly threatened by Noah with all his flexing, pouting and digs at him. Just ignore him if you think he’s such a tool. He is too much of a snob for me.

Tayshia probably felt like she’d seem insensitive and judgy if she didn’t give Zack a rose but she did handle it well. People have a past and deserve acceptance but it would definitely raise some red flags. Gosh, that wedding photography session was so cringey and they both looked very uncomfortable. So far, she seems like she hits it off with every guy she has a one on one date with so I don’t know what to think. What, no fireworks or did I miss that part?

Happiest of Birthdays to @saber5055! Time to party Bachelorette style!

Makes me wonder if it could be Lyme’s disease or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever with all the nebulous symptoms. It can be very hard to treat and it mimics a lot of other conditions and Can last years. I’m sure he’s been tested, but I don’t know if it picks up all cases. Just a thought having lived in that area and having known people with mysterious like illnesses. I hope they can get to the bottom of it and he can start to feel better whatever it is. I wonder how old their kids are now?

I lost it laughing when her cell phone went off twice at the funeral. What was that ringtone? It’s bad enough that it went off but to have a skeezy song as a ringtone during a somber event was just crazy. I liked when the black flight attendant (can’t remember his name) says “who brings a +1 to a funeral” to one of the valets and he says “bitches right?” and he has to have a little talk with him. This is coming across more comedic than truly suspenseful, kind of like Dead to Me was. Both serious subjects but they’re just mostly just fun to watch. I never saw BBT either, so Kelly is new to me though I knew of her. She’s very entertaining.

I found the protagonist to be wildly different in personality in this series than in the book. The main character in the book was a drunk but she didn’t come across as a sympathetic, funny character like in this show, at least to me. It was a good book though and the series is decent. I’ll be watching.

That’s refreshing!

Right? We’ve got a long way to go getting rid of double standards. Below Deck is another one of those shows too. It’s gross and not funny to me anyway.

Her mom has it I read a few days ago.

There was one girl on the cast list that said she was 21! Isn’t that the youngest they’ve ever had? I liked Alicia and Katie too just based on the photos. I’m excited for this to start but yeah, Tayshia got shortchanged on the types of dates if they’re able to do all of those dates with the Bachelor!