Kiss my mutt

The slap heard round the world!

Oh my lord, too funny!

Wait, was everything Lindsey said in the bathroom on the PA system? I think Chris and Mark should go bro it up back in PR. I couldn’t find a forum for My Killer Body, but are these women going to board certified surgeons or do they just have really bad luck? Very few reputable surgeons will even do butt implants in the US. Sorry for the off topic. I’m just smh.

Hey, it’s better than Adults Adopting Adults whatever the hell that was! Lol

Wouldn’t you need to use two pots to be on the safe side? Is Noi 14? Vaguebooking and posting crap on SM over noodles? I know it’s likely seeped in unemployment sauce but I have no time for adults that do this especially your partner. He explained why it wasn’t appropriate very well. I think she’s an immature spoiled princess who needs everything her way. There goes Alyssa with the fake tears while everyone is giving her stink eye. Just don’t.

I feel like I need an instant replay on noodlegate. She’s mad because he drained his noodles? I didn’t even hear him say anything.

I’m still bewildered that Alyssa had hoped to find a cowboy waiting for her at the end of the aisle. Granted, I haven’t spent much time in the northeast but I’m pretty sure it’s not a hotbed of cowboys and ranchers. Mr Feeney is so cute!

I bet the RHOC is dead again tonight! I’m glad Jasmina and Michael seem to be working on things and are leaning into it more. They need to relax and try to have some fun. Woe to she who mess with Micheal though, because his sis is having none of it.

Watching Lindsey with the pizza after hearing about her finishing herself is not exactly appetizing. I’ll take the tacos. Wait, wut?

I’d love to be a fly on the wall as Alyssa’s friend is watching what went down compared to her revision. Of course, she drops in that they’re rescuing a dog like see, “I’m a good fucking person!”

I think it’s sweet that Olajuwon is wanting to develop an emotional bond and take things slower than he ever has with women in the past and Pastor Cal essentially telling him to “hit it” failed to respect where he was coming from and just wanted him to man up. Two weeks is nothing, though, honestly, this season feels like should be at the halfway point already, since so much has happened. I’m curious what Steven’s self employment looks like since that’s different than saying he’s unemployed (well, it’s supposed to be different!) Alyssa’s face makes me stabby.

I’m not convinced Clayton actually caught on to anything. I think it had to be spelled out to him to the point that producers had him confront Sarah because I don’t see him doing anything unless he had explicit instructions. He’s kind of a ninny. Good riddance to Sarah. She could wipe her nose with her upper lip and it was grossing me out. Plus, she’s a bitch. I don’t know how Genevieve even got that far on the show. I know absolutely nothing about her at all. Girl might as well have been sitting there with a lampshade on her head.

I’m not sure if it was this episode, but I did a spit take when Shayne said he’d walk away if the girl didn’t have nice teeth since he spent $30,000 on his Jethro bucktooth jaw. He should get his money back.

Susie trying her best to convince Clayton she can stand on her own two feet and is humbly unmaterialistic while she has dollar signs in her eyes. I can’t remember what she does for a living.

Genevieve’s head is about to explode! Still no one on one and Susie is getting the fêted princess treatment. She’ll probably get taken to a salt mine and have to wear a goofy hat for her turn.

Well, Mara, there’s always The Bachelor senior edition, or so they keep telling us. I guess I only have a few more weeks to figure out who these chicks are, though I’m barely hanging on to see if Sarah gets her own villain edit.

People magazine and other sources are reporting that Demi Burnett has revealed she has recently been diagnosed with Autism. Demi Burnett autism diagnosis

Lol, and a singer!!

Exactly! I see this going pretty much the same way as the others have.

Oh Lordy, that’s not any better!

I’m just glad Clare isn’t dating stagecoach Blake or Katie’s ex Blake. I don’t remember this guy.

I’m just wondering If Alyssa is going to show up to the reunion and if so, will she have a new chin with her?

I’m glad Chris cut his ties and left gracefully. A decent human being would have been wasted on Alyssa.

Great, now bitch gonna play the victim.

Noi is being ridiculous saying it has to be three kids. It’s not like you get to fill out an order form and she’s not a spring chicken, and the crying that her husband might not make enough money for her taste. She has a job, I’m assuming.