Kiss my mutt

Geez, I can’t even think of anything to comment on it’s that slow. This must be the calm before the storm.

I guess Chris is playing advisor to the couples now.

I hope Clayton gets dumped good and hard by Susie. He doesn’t deserve a happy ending yet. He has a lot of maturing he needs to do in the mean time. On the bright side, this should keep him off BIP, at least for now. The Bachelorette(s) should be good though. I was reading on the media thread that Gabby and Rachel are best friends. I hope this doesn’t end up in a friendship shitshow even though they’re not competing with one another. I could see it ending sourly if one of them finds their guy and the other doesn’t not by their own choice. Tony and Grandpa Gabby need to screen them first.

I don’t think Big Tony is ready for this.

Gabby AND Rachel? I’m okay with that!

I feel dead inside about this proposal and I love proposals! oh wait, saved by the rose.

This was only the most shocking finale for how sucky it was

Gawd, I hate this show. I bet that was a fake rejection in Iceland. Where at ABC do I send my bill for my broken tv. I just don’t care anymore.

Well, FUCK.

My tv has been spared! And, no Jesse that wasn’t hard to watch at all!

He’s dead inside. Nothing would ever haunt him. ps Nick Viall for host!

Is Clayton even listening? He responds like an automaton. geez, it’s not like we didn’t warn them he was gonna be the suckiest bachelor ever.

Grandpa is like, “that’s my girl!” Jesse can’t even muster any empathy. Uncle Chris does it better.

Clayton just doesn’t get it. Who want to be with a emotional juvenile? I hope no one. Everyone needs a grandpa like Gabby’s. He loves her so much.

Gosh, they all been treated nastily, I feel like I need a shower.

My shoes are off and poised at the tv. Please don’t change your mind. If I were Clayton’s mom I would have sided with Susie and told her to stay strong.

Jesse seems way too gleeful avoid all the heartbreak coming out way.

I think when all is said and done, they’ll wonder too!

I have a feeling I’m going throw my shoes at the tv tomorrow.

What a big effin setup this is. Pretty messed up for Gabby and Rachel. Obviously Clayton’s family hasn’t seen the footage of Susie and Clayton’s breakup.

Gabby is really trying to sell them as a happy couple and is laying it on thick with the parents with how at home she feels. Why is she fighting so hard for this dipshit?

Clayton’s mom just doesn’t know how to react to this. Good guy? Maybe to a mother.

If he loves Susie the most and if he were serious about that, he shouldn’t continue with the others out of principle. Oh wait, what’s that?

Nick keeps looking better and better. He speaks the truth.

Rachel looks relieved at least! This just feel so yucky. Clare looks like she got a face lift.