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Instead, we’re getting “Gizelle Bryant, Shannon Storms Beador, Ashley Darby, and Luann de Lesseps seek their "happily ever after" on the new dating show, Bravo's Love Hotel.”

Aren’t they due for another Housewives Vacation show? forget what it’s called. I keep saying I’d like to see Alex back, mainly out of curiosity. Add in LVP and Caroline Stanbury. Not all my favorites, but I find them interesting. Hell, even that Super Goth chick, why not? Some cast members that we don’t see over and over.

Priya‘s eggs were stunning! & I loved how giddy she got about this challenge. She was beaming with pride. Add me to the list of disappointed viewers for those Faberge eggs. Looked they were rolled over a dirty floor, but at least they didn’t look like Swedish meatballs with gravy lmao I enjoyed the originality of these two challenges. When they were reading off their dishes, I thought- no way they’ll pull that off, but wow- Lisa nailed it. I’d love to have tasted all of those elements, curiosity was killing me. Corey’s asparagus looked so real, too. One inconsistency with the judging, one chef got dinged for their eggshell being too thick, but I saw much thicker when they were cutting into them. But I try not to take their judging too seriously since it’s manipulated by production. Duff wearing Jesse’s face was nightmare fuel.

That face Denise made to the camera after telling Charlie he looked good! that was so mean, but I did laugh. He looks fine, he just has too much makeup on.

Oh I resent that we don’t get the whole version! What’d we miss?

For sure, you’re right. it’s tricky to make that accusation without evidence, but I still give her credit for not backtracking to cover her ass. She kept it real, which is rare on reality tv these days. Everyone is so camera saavy. It was refreshing to see someone be that bold. I really liked Boz inspite of her loyalty to Dorit, and boring baby storyline. But hearing she watched the show and Still chose to crawl up Dorit’s butt, made her stock go way down for me. Shame because I think she’s not scared of anyone and that makes for a good cast member. But how can you see how Dorit’s acted & still be her instant bestie? Has to be a strategic move. I can’t think of two less fun people to hang with than Dorit and Ericka. And Boz’s line about how can you think anything she said would affect how I feel about you/you must have low self esteem was bullshit. Of Course she’d think Dorit was influencing your opinion! That’s usually how it goes with friends 99% of the time. You believe what your friend is telling you about someone else. For better or worse, that’s usually how it goes. Doesn’t mean the other person doesn’t like themselves. Way to twist it. She’s a quick study.

What was Kyle doing with her mouth. 🤣Was she mewing?

Garcelle’s dress getting stuck to Sutton’s dress was funny. Ericka kept it all about it herself, as usual, by not even giving a shoutout to the designer of her dress “oh just some random designer I met” wow imagine being that designer, excited your gown is going to be seen on tv and you’re dismissed as ‘some random designer’. Unless she was joking, but I don’t think she’s capable of humor.

Garcelle did need to let the Morgan thing go. Not because she’s wrong, but because pushing Kyle was never going to work. I can see why she tapped out of this show. She can’t win with these women unless she kisses their asses and never questions them, and that’s not her style. I give her mad credit for telling Dorit to her face that she thought the robbery was a scam & not backing down. A lot of people felt the same, including some of the women on stage but they’d Never admit it. Dorit was seething any time Garcelle or Sutton spoke. I wish the camera would’ve just ignored her. You’re not mad at them, Dorit-you’re mad about your life!

What was that video she did about ‘you’re crazy if you don’t take me back?’ Maybe Ryan’s not holding out hope for no reason, if she’s dropping hints like that. It is weird to see a grown man making polls and using TikTok emojis, but it’s making him money, so I can definitely see the allure of that, especially now with everything so crazy expensive

Gypsy was So annoyed that Ken didn’t want her to post that she’s getting the paternity test. Then, Posting the results before Ken even heard them? Wow. She’s as addicted to her social media followers as she claims Ryan is. Ken’s looking like the only reasonable person in this 3 way.

Every scene of this show seems to be them driving somewhere or cleaning the kitchen. Stars-they’re just like us! man, I wish I could make money just rambling on in videos, giving my opinion and making up polls.

I actually enjoyed this episode. Between Victoria’s one liners “it’s a cult” Frank’s bumbling movie director act, “Well, what haven’t I directed?!” “….she’s a former prostitute…’. (Sam Rockwell elevates everything he’s in) And Laurie having to hop out a window while being slapped by a jealous girlfriend, I laughed a lot. I agree with whoever said they’re wasting Jason Isaac’s tho. He’s such a great actor and they’ve got him constantly staring off stoned, drooling on himself episode after episode. Bored by Belinda’s storyline, for real. She’s just not convincing as to how a real person would act in this situation. Her character was better written in the first season. Chelsea-you don’t fall in love with a man because you think you can heal him. That’s teenager stuff. Maybe she shoots Rick? 🤣 I definitely think Rick pushed his dad over in the chair. Otherwise the show would’ve had him shoot him. Gaitok is going to do something stupid to impress Mook, isn’t he? He’s gonna have to learn the hard way that she’s not worth it. By the way, all that build up to Fabian’s performance and that was it?

I feel like we accidentally got added to their sexting string of increasingly naked photos.

I don’t either. They have negative chemistry. (Forgive me, Samwise Gamgee!) How is Becky going for her Masters already!? That always drove me nuts about how they wrote her character. She’s working weird hour jobs, raising a child and somehow going to school full time, all at once. Lanford is Magic for single Moms. Yes, they shoehorned in her in-laws helping, but unless that kid is with them 24/7, it’s just not possible. But reality left this show long ago. Don’t hate me, but I like Ben better with the beard. It’s great to see him so motivated tho, and not vegging on the couch, depressed & slamming beers, but I’m sure Darlene will crush his spirit again before long. Again, I have to suspend alot of belief to enjoy this show. They go from totally skint to having enough money to open & remodel a new office, getting convenient promotions, etc Life just doesn’t work like that.

I wonder if Garcelle keeps it surface with these women because she doesn’t want to be accused of ‘attacking’ them. As she explained to Dorit, that accusation takes on a different nuance when directed at a black woman. She might be holding back so as not to perpetuate the ‘angry black woman’ cliche. I don’t know, but I agree she’s much more subdued than the others. I actually like that about her, though, as she gets her point across without going shrill. But I agree about there being no point in wanting to continue to question Kyle about Morgan when she spent all last season proving she just won’t go there. Would just make Garcelle and Sutton look like bullies. I wonder if producers were pressuring her to go there in order to have a storyline. And Sutton refusing to play along is denying her that. As we all know, without ‘a storyline,’ you fade into the background and next thing you know, you’re a ‘friend of.’

Ellen Pompeo’s lips are so distracting

I was going to say this exact thing but couldn’t remember the details-Ericka was involved in that with Rinna, too. Remember them sharing a brain when defending Ericka’s team for leaking info about their trips? Common denominator when things get too nasty and negative is Ericka. She has no humility. She couldn’t even fake it for her meeting with the victims where she acted like the Queen doing a royal tour of the peasant village. PJ pegged her from the start, she is inherently cold.

I’m hoping Boz comes out of Dorit’s shadow next season and is more herself. Dump the dumb baby storyline and bring talking head Boz into the actual show. I still see something there with her that I like.

I didn’t understand Boz’s coldness about Garcelle on WWHL. I thought they were good. They seemed to be bonding nicely on the show, especially the trip. She wasn’t as nasty as Ericka, but who is? We’ll see what happened at the reunion.

Sutton made a good point when talking to Boz, how Dorit and Kyle have said and done worse to Ericka about her marriage etc but they’re quick to accept an apology and move on. But when it’s Sutton, it’s never forgiven. It’s brought up over and over again. I don’t even know why Dorit is so mad at Sutton. How did Sutton kick Dorit while she was down? Dorit is the one that kept pushing the ‘alcoholic Sutton’ narrative.

Aaron’s much more likable on this show than he was on ROBH.

Why is Dorit in Every commercial!? Her face annoys me. I can’t believe Sami’s jeep has Pure White seats. It’s cute, but they’ll be filthy in a day.

Holy crap!-she’s making 2 million a month on Only Fans!?! Even if that’s only half true, wow. How much can an old, fat lady make? I’d be cool with 10 grand a month 🤣

Thankfully, my closed caption said ‘Dorit fake cries’ because I had no idea what she was doing making those bizarre noises. Loved the flashback to, “Not the brain…do the ankle!” Probably funniest scene of the entire series.