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It's funny how David Anders ends up in that list twice. He's a charming guy, I guess.

The rationale for not killing Merlyn made me painfully aware that I was watching a TV show. Every argument sounded like this in my head. "Merlyn killed a bunch of people that you love and a lot of innocent people. He was the kingpin of the plot that you came to Starling City to stop in the first place. Why won't you kill him?" "The writers and the fans like him." "Oh. Maybe we should stop talking about it, then." "No, the writers love writing this redemption gibberish."

Experts: Sam is abusive and Neil is a masochist. Perfect marriage!

I assume David put "Wifey" in his phone when he still had hope and just hasn't changed it to "Hideous She-beast" yet.

It's a real testament to Assley's horrible attitude that what she thought was a guaranteed sympathy generator ended up getting viewers more annoyed with her. She could have not been trying any less if she wore a suit of armor during the entire marriage. If David couldn't physically leave, at least he was able to mentally leave.

I think Kendra can dispense with "I was just a barista." Did she go to barista school? Was that her chosen profession? Unless she dispatches Savage with hot coffee, it would suffice if to say she was a girl from the Midwest who moved to the big city.

"Gideon, bone me" has to be the best line from the series so far. WM's delivery really sold it.

Some Americans live close to the Canadian border. It looks like Ray and Stein continue to screw up missions, mostly because they can't accept their flaws. Sara was awesome as always in her limited role. Cold and Heatwave were entertaining. Jax and Kendra were, um, there. Not even a bit of Hawkman tonight. Oh Rip. Could you actually commit to the mission for once? Isn't this the third time they had to decide if they really, really wanted to do this for reals? And now I have to wait 10 days to see the conclusion. ETA: It took me a while to remember that "White Knights" is also a 1985 movie about escaping from the Soviet Union.

"Rip Hunter... Time Master" ran in comics from 1961-1965. Better yet, Hunter traveled through history with a man, a woman and a kid. Familiar, no?

So zombie dog owner comes back, goes to Blaine for brains, Blaine finds out about Major. Then he kills Major or tells Liv, probably both. Or, Vaughn finds out Major hasn't been killing zombies and kills Liv. Hey, Blaine sounds like brain. Seriously, it's just a dog. They sell them in stores.

I believe they were called Brothels back then.

How big is Rebecca's sire line? If the Horsey of Death is used on her, it seems like Cami and Aurora would be the only ones in trouble. I think Klaus' wits were seriously dulled by his underestimation of Cami's darkness. I have a hard time believing that she was that adept at the old vampire neck snap when she's never done it before. Could this be the end of Klami? I have to admit that Cami as the current baddie makes me feel better about this season, as the constant step aheadedness of the ancient 3 was getting tedious.

She did tell Davina that being a Strix Witch was worth it. I'm not sure what she got that made dying so young and violently worth it, though. Cami's power is psychology. She knows she can get away with a lot because of Klaus' guilt over her being vamped because of his Aurora obsession. Ultimately, though, I think he likes Cami as a human being. It's too bad, because turning a character is a lazy way to add some plot. Cami had those dark objects for a year and did nothing with them.

I'm wondering how the Time Masters work. Are they from more places than Earth? If they're all humans, wouldn't they have a problem with one megalomaniac taking over the planet for an unlimited amount of time? Even if not, I think they should consider the principle of a "temporal prime directive" rather than the letter of the law.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the "Real Genius" reference at the autopsy. Or maybe I'm just too big of a fan of that movie. This week's episode and Arrow made me look up parkour. Also, kind of a twist that even "Blaine DeBeers" was an alias.

Vandal Savage seems to even be immune from the advantage of time travel. He remembers everything. Plus, all his followers live 200 years. I have to say, doubling my life span really puts Savage ahead of the other cults. Of course, any theory on how to stop Savage won't work because the writers will find a way out of it. My personal plan would be to use the time ship to re-route the meteor in the sky. Now, you just have 3 dead people in a temple.

I think Major, like me and the police, thought the GPS was implanted in the dog. Taking the collar off was a lucky break where he was just trying to make it harder to identify the dog on sight.

I have to cut David some slack as far as the nonsense he says during the interviews. I think Ashley has trigged a psychotic break and David might be better when he's divorced.

Could Peyton become a zombie? There's still some semi-dormant zombie virus in Blaine. I kept looking for the telltale shock of white hair. There's no way Clive would have believed that coincidence with the dog. He was already suspicious of Major because of the Meat Cute stuff at the end of the season.

I was practically screaming "No, No!" to Peyton.

Maybe they trap the couples on an island and they won't be rescued until they consummate the marriage.

I unfollowed Sam after my timeline got filled with references to the sold Nickelodeon SNICK lineup for 2 days.

Jamie has called herself that for a while. She hosts videos on some website.

It is. I know I won't find Taco Bell fare in a Mexican restaurant. But they do use Doritos. In fact, I got a taco salad from them today. It was more elaborate than Tres' recipe. I might consider the idea of being matched with a spouse, but I'd have to meet her. There needs to be some kind of chemistry. Even best friends who get together obviously liked being around each other as friends. There are some people who I can't stand being near right off the bat..

I just saw her on Twitter talking about ATL. Maybe she was doing a small segment for the reunion and not hosting it.