wovenloaf

I hate the way Clare says stuff about how she "needs a man who [insert whatever]" over and over again. There's nothing wrong with saying you want a partner that has certain qualities, but I feel like Clare always makes those comments in reaction to whatever Zack (or whoever) is doing to piss her off at the moment. So her comments are just a backhanded way of saying that person is lacking in some way...Clare's "I need a man who knows what he wants" isn't her actually being assertive, it's just her little passive-aggressive way of telling Zack he's failing.

Kody kind of seems like a pumped-up chihuahua, but at least he's got some personality! Which is more than I can say for most these people...Zack seems nice enough but he just kind of has a bland, dumb look all the time. I wish Clare had just gone for Kody. Why are Jackie's boobs so awkwardly far apart?

I agree. I think part of it might be because she is twirling so drastically in all the pictures I've seen of her at those Emmys. I really liked it better on the runway when the fringe was just kind of shimmying as the model walked and moved, as opposed to Heidi doing exaggerated twirls all over the place.

Soooo glad Sean won, I looove that blue fringey dress he made. Kini's was great also. Those 2 were great, I was glad the judges finally got it right this episode. Fade's should have been the other one in the top 3. Amanda's stuff always looks like a craft project at summer camp gone awry. I did like the back of her dress, but those beads were ugly. But evidently the judges love her summer camp theme every episode. Mitchell and Korina whining about Sandyha having extra money was so stupid. Like, maybe if you had been asking people for their money instead of pouting in a corner you'd have more too. Korina's was so horrific. I'm glad the other 2 went home, but I so wish Korina had. I feel like they only kept Korina after that monstrosity because the producers like all the catty stuff she says in her talking heads...

Yes! I've noticed this in every episode. It seems like it is always unpleasantly windy there. How is this place paradise? Sleeping in twin-size bunk beds all night and then being windblown all day? BiP so clearly has no budget for this. Even the stationary of the date cards is crappy -- the envelopes look like they have dirt all over them, and then the cards are just written in Sharpie. So busted.

Yeah Brooke really is a boring blob. It kind of seemed like her husband didn't even want to be there. I also find Wolfgang Puck absolutely repulsive. I couldn't believe that comment he made, and the fact that Bravo just included it as "haha-one-more-of-Puck's-silly-quips-haha." I wish Gail had ripped him a new one after he said that. But, of course, if she had, Bravo certainly would NOT have aired that.

That comment he made to Gail in the Shirley/Brooke episode was completely out of line. Did I actually hear him correctly that he said all the desserts clearly just go to her chest?? SO out of line!!

Totally agree! His eyes are so sleazy/creepy looking...ugh! I also don't get why any of them think Zack is hot...he looks like such a meathead. But I guess these Bachelor girls like the meathead look... And on the topic of Zack, I feel like Clare's only criteria for a man to date is whether that man wants to date her. Before Chris came, she was all like "i'm not really connecting with anyone here," then he came and they went on a date and she's suddenly "he might be my soul mate!" Then Chris makes out with Elise, and Clare goes back to "I'm not really connecting with anyone." Deja vu: Zack shows up! Zack takes her on a date and she's all of sudden "he might be my soul mate" about him. She's just into whoever is paying attention to her at the moment.

Indeed. Sarah's "I'm all alone, no one's into me" was so stupid. She had just sent home the one person there who seemed to actually be interested in her (Dylan), so that she could hang out with Robert who she doesn't seem to have had more than a chat with before giving him a rose. I guess it worked out for her with Robert, but don't send home the one person who is trying to hang out with you, then immediately whine that no one is trying to hang out with you. I felt bad for her for about a second when she was saying no one liked her because of her arm. But no. The problem is that she's just sad and boring all the time. Besides, maybe if she stopped surrounding herself in shallow trashy people then she would have more fulfilling relationships. What is up with AshLee's terrible mascara?? She looks like a clumpy mess at all times. Danielle should be glad she gets to leave. She was the prettiest one there, and doesn't seem too crazy; she can do wayyyy better than Marquel. He dresses like a moron, and he sounds like one when he talks. Why was everybody freaking out about how hot the new girl (Jackie?) was?? She kind of just looks like a boring 14 year old. She's not ugly, but she's nothing special. And where was this amazing body she was supposed to have? All her shirts were just loose sacks...she had toned arms and seems to be in good shape, but I didn't see anything else so incredibly amazing.

That thing was a nightmare.

They certainly would have. I feel like I could have made those outfits out of the rubbish I could find in the dumpster at the elementary school across the street. And, of course, watching the 84759830575 YouTube videos about making duck tape clothes/accessories/everything (which someone above properly pointed out as even further evidence that the "winning" designs were awfully tired).

She made a fool of herself during that judging and after that elimination. She was acting like a bratty child, and I am so glad she went home. If you're gonna have stupid hair and eyebrows, can you just at least have a basic level of class? N̶o̶p̶e̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶v̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶!̶ (Edited cause I forgot this rubbish is on Lifetime, not Bravo, now!)

I find her super irritating, and I think her "I'm being picked on" rubbish was stupid and overblown. However, I did appreciate that she didn't let herself get sucked into the Carrie/Hernan temper tantrums after the judging and the elimination. They were acting like bratty children, and their stupid catty comments didn't deserve a response. So I was glad to see that Sandhya didn't stoop to their level, and just stayed quiet while they (especially Carrie) made fools of themselves.

Ugh this show is soooo boring. I've always liked Richard. He does seem to have a much bigger ego than he used to. But I still generally like him. And there are certainly way more hateable people out there. Marcel seems significantly less obnoxious than he used to. But still....SO BORING. This "duel" concept is terrible and uninteresting.

Hahaha, indeed. I thought she was just lame and self-absorbed before I read that, but reading it really made me see that she is, in fact, a psycho.

Ditto. Caroline is by far my favorite and I usually like the way she handles all the drama...but during that fight with Caprice I felt like she really succumbed to all the pettiness, especially when she was insisting to go get her phone. I wish she had just refused to get sucked into the "arguing like fishwives," as she terms it. Oh well, I still love Caroline. How wasted was Noelle when she out there to whine at Caprice and Marissa about Caroline being oh-so-mean to her....she was just mumbling gibberish at one point. We finally get an episode when Juliet isn't shrieking about anything! Too bad it was the last episode =( Yeah though, she looked so beat when she was at Caroline's house with her family...like she rolled out of bed and didn't even both to shower.

Yeah her kids have been shown a couple times, and in one of the previous episodes there was a scene when she was eating breakfast with her husband. That's when she was talking about how he spends every other week in Kazakhstan.

It also appears to have "Luxury Rooms" available: http://www.sladesfarm.co.uk/ So I'd assume she's just staying there while she's recovering?

Because evidently she had been having a hard time getting pregnant, so they got a surrogate. But then she got pregnant a month after the surrogate did. So now there's gonna be 2 Caprice/whatever-his-name-is offspring.

Yes, Annabelle and Kate Moss have been good friends since the 90s. For example, here's them being emotional about McQueen dresses: http://www.smokersinfo.net/kate-moss-in-tears-as-sir-philip-green-bids-100000-for-her-alexander-mcqueen-dress-at-charity-catwalk-show/ If you just Google their names together, there's a zillion pictures of them standing/sitting next to one another and a bunch of articles saying they're close friends.