BitchOnWheelz

I found it funny that Heather and Miss Terry told David/Shannon that they would buy them a thesaurus when there was zero evidence that they were "confused" by Heather's (unnecessarily flowery and obviously premeditated) language. David clearly showed that he is familiar with the word pugilistic and anyone with an IQ over 100 knows what sardonic means. Tams just HAD to corner Brooks (who was clearly on his way to three sheets to the wind) to get on his and Vickie's good side. She mitigated that issue immediately. I have a thesaurus for words like mitigated.

I'm positive this point will be brought up at the reunion and Heather will have an excuse for Miss Terry not calling Eddie out on his dirty comment. I think they're saving a lot for the reunion. I hope! I was kinda pissed when Christian (Lizzie's husband) said he zoned out 5 min ago. he should have been more supportive and less dismissive.

Vicki, Tamra and Heather need to tone it down with the make up. Tamra isn't doing herself any favors with the overly smoky eye. She looks like a demon and you can't see shit for the whites of her beady little eyes. Vickie has super close-set eyes and she should focus more on the the outer area. Heather's eye make up is always overdone and she looks demonic too. Anyone think Tam is looking more and more like her trash bag mother? They have the exact same mouth. Ugly. Ryan - So creepy. He looks like a level 3. He'll probably have to introduce himself to his new neighbors. You would think Tamra would have sprung for some orthodontics... she has major snaggle tooth. His eyes are also black and super dilated. the beard? I'm not seeing why Sarah wants him in her life... let alone as the father of her child. If I were Vicki, I wouldn't miss Briana a bit. She's boring and bitchy. In fact, I would ask her to move to Maine so she would be farther away. I can't stand looking at her weird mouth and thick-ass neck. And Ryan? I can't. He's a tool.

Clearance Rack Miley was grossing me out by the end with her snaggle-looking teeth, huge gums, filthy mug and "hair". It looked like she swept the campsite with her mohawk.

Mr. BitchOnWheelz and I found it difficult to watch this episode. Usually the contestants are decent looking, but she was absolutely HIDEOUS.

Miss Terry was totally thrown off when David apologized immediately. Terry had a melodramatic vision of a dinner table throw down and he was gonna make it happen no matter what. What a pair of douche nozzles.

It was totally a jar of store-bought sauce, and NO, she did not even cook all of the meat first. She seems clueless in the kitchen. Why did she shove a ziploc bag of some sort of bread into the microwave? #1 - I don't think you should microwave a ziploc bag and #2 - why is she heating bread in the microwave. Tamra seems like the type of person you observe for 30 seconds and then wonder how they managed to raise 4 children without killing them with food poisoning.

I would probably do the paper plate and plastic utensils thing, too, if I had a house with 30 plus people who ate 3 meals plus snacks everyday. Otherwise their water bill would be sky high from washing all of the dishes and they would never stop running the dishwasher. Maybe saving water outweighs the solid waste. If one of the girls had done the dishes, would the family have fawned over her as they did Prince Josh?

I'm super confused by this "safe talk" bullshit. Why does it need to have a stupid name? Isn't it just a "talk"? What makes it "safe"? Just talk about shit.

Brady is class A douche. What a dick. It was driving me crazy the way Rosemary said "reenG" with a hard G. It's RING. Learn English.

IMO, they ARE having sex, but they are just as hesitant to admit THAT as they are to admit using birth control. Catholics are also supposed to abstain if not trying for a child. Brady gets banged every single night... no doubt about it.

What a bunch of melodramatic bullshit. Brady is a faker. Even if he was crying, couldn't he just continue without taking a cry/compose myself crybaby break? Pu-leazzze. She wasn't on her deathbed for God's sake.

I would have certainly been on the horn with the boy's family. You truly have no idea what your kids are up to these days. It's very scary... and I say that because my parents never had A CLUE about the shit I was up to at years 13-18! I'm the same way with my step-daughter when I have the chance. My husband and the SD's mom will let her leave the house with families they've never met and allow her to stay overnight. I think that's crazy. I'm pretty sure Brady was playing up his sweet facade for the cameras. He knows darn well that neither he nor Rhonda want her to quit, but he needs to play the compassionate husband for the cameras. Just like when he said he would make up for Robin's anniversary and then he did nothing.

Was it really necessary for Brady to hang out with Paulie on Rosemary's night until his daughter came home from her (not really a) date? I'm sure if the daughter showed up late, Brady could have addressed it the following day. Right? Just another example of Paulie's manipulation and passive aggressiveness... or maybe Brady's way of getting out of spending time with Rosemary.

Amen! Tamron is way too easy on the Browns and the Williamses. They should not call the reunion specials "Tell All" because they usually tell nothing we don't already know.

Nor should they run up $180K in credit card debt... conveniently (likely) on one of the wives or just Brady's cards. How about an intervention before you rack up that much debt? I think it's shady that they take out a $100K loan and THEN file bankruptcy. Or how about NOT taking a vacation when you're clearly in debt up to your ears? I'm certain that all of this will be taken into consideration by the presiding judge. Those flowers were definitely $75 a piece. The bouquets were huge and included roses. Ridick. Josh did say he saved his own $ for the Africa trip.

He can file bankruptcy, but a judge can reject it. I think it's criminal too. Vacations, dinners out, rings, more babies... all on national TV. This might make it difficult for them. Taxpayers pay for bankruptcy, which is why the details of the claim (assets/debts) are public information.

I was surprised when Paulie's married daughter came home. She looks super young and her husband looked like a teenager. I thought it was disrespectful of her husband to come into his in-law's home with a baseball cap and hood.

My Five Wives will be back for a 2nd season according to their Facebook page. They are filming now. https://www.facebook.com/BradyandWives

I just binge watched all of season one and I have to say, I'm hooked on this trash dump already. All of these women annoy me in some way or other, but Rosemary and Robin are the least irritating. Neither of them have annoying voices/accents (at least they are less obvious and annoying than the others). Rosemary and Robyn seem to have a decent relationship. It seems that every little thing is blown up and there is wayyyy too much drama because #1 - These women are insecure, #2 - They are forced to squeeze their relationship into basically one evening per week and all the bullshit piles up, #3 - There is jealousy (duh). Paulie - Her voice grates. I think she is manipulative and plays the first wife card well. She also seems very frail and is maybe not so bright, but I think it's an act and part of her overall manipulation. Rhonda - She has that plyg compound look and defintely the accent that is reminscent of Willie Steed. I think the whole breast lump/cancer scare is her way of getting attention. She made way too much of it and used it for attention. Is finding a lump really a cancer scare? To me, no... maybe to some. Maybe I just don't freak out about things until there is actually something to freak out about. Not really sure what she doesn't get about Utah not adopting babies out to singles who cohabitate. It has nothing to do with being a polygamist. Them's just the rules. Robyn - Is she related to Rhonda? They have the same huge forehead. No drama that wasn't uncalled for. I think 20th anniversary/ring-gate just goes to show Brady is a dick off-camera. I would be pissed at that asshole too. Rosemary - Not much drama here either. I think she really is cock-blocked by the other more attention-seeking wives. I think she should be bitter. Again, shows the type of asshole Brady is. Nonie - Shut the fuck up. Seriously, with the Utah accent and whining. Shades of Meri Brown. I have a feeling that Brady dreads Nonie-Night with the "I was... kinda hopin... we could... ya know ... talk... about.... havin... a baby." Again... shut the fuck up. You have enough kids. Get a hobby for Jesus sake. Really? With the non-acknowlegement of the obvious fuck fest that happens for Brady every night of his life? Come the fuck on. These women are banging him left and right.. If my husband had 4 other wives, I would be 100% positive that he was getting turned inside-out every single night. Brady - The fake syrupy sweet "I love you baby" and the way he talks to his family for the camera makes me wanna vomit. You know that they are all thinking "Nice act, Dad". I love this show.

I was especially disturbed that when the conversation started, Brody asked a question that started out "The race thing wouldn't bother you?" or something similar to that. I think he cuaght himself and stopped.

Just watched the nomadic family last night... I can barely wait to snark.

Nathan and Jenelle both seriously have borderline personality disorder. The black and white thinking. Either everything is great or everything is shit... no in between... plus the crazy bump-ins with the law and their substance use. I also believe Jenelle has bipolar, but more on the depressive side. Nathan - Bipolar with manic episodes. I wish Jenelle could be so motivated and caring with Jace. She clearly cares about men more than her own son. The baby talk!!! Ughhh. So annoying. Also, both Chelsea and her mom both have perma smirk like they are just about ready to break into and smile or fit of laughter. That cracked me up. And then he layed that black marshmallow on her graham cracker. Ew. I shuddered when he talked about that!!! So creepy and foreboding. I can totally see a murder suicide there. Scary. He is a real danger. Right ...and then she started crying! I felt bad for Isaac when she ditched him in the castle and went off into the dining room with her friends. She pretty much told Isaac to fuck off so she could talk with her friends. She could have gently set him up in the living room with juice and a snack to watch a movie so she could have a conversation with her "friends".

Leah: "I just got out of Ali's appointment and she done an amazing job." Did she finish high school?

Countdown until Aleeah cuts the brakes on Ali's wheelchair... or slashes the tires... Same same.