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North of Toms River, but part of the old 201 area code, which was always the unofficial line with 609 being South. Here in Gloucester County - Philly TV - It's not on the weather maps 🙂 It's a blurry line.

Cody is from Howell, NJ, which most people consider North Jersey, except the locals are ever trying to carve out a Central Jersey. It's in the New York TV market, 10 miles from the beach, and very white.

Bugs looks utterly ridiculous with the eye sparkles. Then she inflicts it on everybody else. Is this a "thing"? I didn't notice it on anybody else. Rob and Jess are really over the top. I guess he can switch bunks with Alex.

Was Johnny pissing over the rail? He is mega-wasted. He could barely chew his food. Rob is a mess, but Rat Mal-ia shouldn't be badmouthing him to others. Jess is a mess, too.

The woman is having heart palpitations and Queen Sandy wants her to climb up to the bridge? My Dr. would not be happy with that bp.

Love you Ice!

Lalalalalala I can't hear you!!! Lalalalalalalalala 🙂

All of this is so good, a little "like" just wouldn't cut it.

Ibiza looks entirely too crowded for me, especially now. Never had my face painted and never will.

From the article: "Jennifer and Andrew have devoted their time to searching for like-minded people who can help them in building a self-sustaining colony in the last frontier." And they picked Oliver??? eta: @rmontro "his underground cabin, which looked like some sort of creepy serial killer place." Indeed!

It is all very vague. Still an interesting show, so far. Did they say how long Andrew and Jen were there at first building that stuff? Young Evan seems pretty social. He was smart enough to just back off Oliver and go home to Base Camp alone, knowing the others would be worried.

Oliver does not seem like a team player. Why couldn't he just join the moose hunt? Does all that fringe serve any useful purpose?

Any idea why Enzo is taking so long in the shower? (cough, cough).

"Greeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be. Faaaaaaarm livin' is the life for me......" Ay carumba!

Yes! Thank you all!!!

Franzel scurries away like the rat she is.

Is Whining Nicole still planning to dis-invite Janelle from her wedding tomorrow night? That will certainly boost her popularity, she's at #15 at Joker's. lol. Keesha is #3.

That was depressing. National Dog Day's punishment was funny for a bit, but it also punishes the whole house too. Lame. I can't post how I really feel about Dani. Just ugh. Cody and whining Nicole too. "Janelle was so mean to me" Ugh.

I really, really, hate that she calls the deck crew "the boys". It's as dismissive as grown women being called girls (depends on who says it and the circumstances). She has a double standard. She could call them "guys", "dudes", or "gentlemen". "Bros" would be a stretch coming from the boss, but still better than "boys". I know I didn't appreciate it back when I was 20 something. "Sweetie" is worse, but she's the bosun and should set the standard, which she failed to do. Lousy manager.

Chef Perfect is one of the whiniest Englishmen I have ever seen. Kiko would totally kick Tom's butt. Then there is Mal-ia.

This one's for you Sandy

Just waiting for Bugsy the snake to swallow Mal-ia the rat. Head first.

I have to laugh, but I want to cry.

Rob is very weird and so am I, which is why I like him. But taking relationship advice from Mal-ia is about the dumbest thing you can do.

So Chef Perfect feeds the guests raw chicken. Good job Mal-ia. Hope he bangs you good!