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Without him, it’d just be “Tom”? My real theories: • He will be the schmoozer • Lisa knows he’s a draw and that people will come to see him • It’s kind of a favor to Katie (whom she loves)

I kept looking at their makeup to figure out what they used... I spied some Too Faced Peach, plus Makeup Forever. :)

Ugh. Lisa. If you’re tired of Jax skating by on second chances, STOP GIVING HIM SECOND CHANCES. Ken didn’t look eager to go to the party. He’s all, “Can I send Giggy in my place?”

I don’t see her as deliberately allowing herself to be cast in th the role of “the bad guy,” as she’d never see herself that way. I have to think that she thought we’d all be siding with her as if she’s “justified” in her attitude. Like, for how many seasons have we talked about Craig being lazy and unmotivated? I can see her thinking that we’d all be like, “Go, Naomie... tell him how it is!” When really, instead of criticizing Elizabeth for keeping mum about her problems in public, she could’ve stood to have been a bit more like her. Not in the sense of denying problems, but in the sense of smiling and holding her tongue, at least when the cameras are rolling. ^^^ This. Of course, Papa Ravenel would never see it that way...

Haha, most of the SC cast doesn’t have much charm, either...

Nooooooo!!!! Anyway, who else would want to film with her? Can you see her interacting with LVP or Teddi? Would we be subjected to Brielle the way we’re subjected to the Hamlin kids? Maybe she could duet with Erika Jayne? Oh goody. Jax Taylor liked the first post. Now there’s a ringing endorsement.

I loved that too! As well as Lisa’s talking head where she said—if you want candles and stuff from SUR, you should go to Jax’s apartment.

If it’s at Sonja’s, it’s actually a health department score. Right? And if Ramona got decorations and “made it nice,” she’d probably declare it tacky.

In my head, I keep hearing Dorinda yell “It’s OVAH ROC!” (a la Burgess Meredith).

I’m with you on that. I was commenting on Schwartz’s tone, which I didn’t appreciate.

I assume it went the way of the chunky sweater line ;)

He did model! Kristen needs to get back to her awesome T-shirt line.

Great point, and I think the first season was like this as well. They showed Sandoval and his acting and band; Kristen “acting” and “modeling”; Katie talked about her music businesss aspirations; Stassi did some stuff... maybe Scheana did her music then? Can’t recall... I remember she kept getting ridiculous injuries. Anyway, it’s also similar in that I don’t think Jax had much going for him then, either. On that note, I was reminded that Sandoval said he had the dream of opening up his own bar for at least 10 years... which, I get that you can have more than one dream—but wasn’t he all about acting and music? Did he mention wanting a bar before Tom Tom came up?

That bit about not getting the meaning of “ad infinitum” was ridiculous. I hate it when people try to one-up someone else by mocking what they don’t understand, and trying to make the other person look stupid because they do understand. On to the book, my guess is that she got several gratis copies—wonder who she gave them to, if not family. I do feel that not reading her book is a bit different than not watching her on TV... you can watch RHOBH while you browse the internet or make dinner or write PTV posts or enjoy your nightly quaff; but reading takes a bit more concentration. It’s also more likely that they’d run into something in the book that focuses on them personally, as opposed to RHOBH, where they are more likely to encounter the Glam Squad or an Xxxpensive concert or a not-really-a-temper-tantrum about something a cast member said three episodes prior. JMO

Maybe Kim can study up and apply to be a Parking! Meter! Lady!

OH YEAH! *looks around, slowly backs out* (I love that clip) Speaking of a Spa day, I saw a picture of Dorit standing in that dress (or whatever it is), and it look like she was in one of those foil fat reduction suits. Like, Dorit’s Spa Day at the Purple Rain Salon.

He did! Meshell Ndegeocello.

So we’ve discussed Dorit’s wayward earring—how about Erika’s? She looked like she had a Swarovski-ed out Bluetooth headset on. Waiting for a call from Mikey, no doubt. ETA if Dorit was wearing that, we could make assumptions about her random nonsensical comments—she was on a call Ain’t nobody got me feelin’ like I’m feelin’ you.. feelin’ you... (Hope you feel better soon bosawks)

It’s like Brittany’s Boobage of Freedom from Jax.

Dorit’s shoulder pads need their own Snapchat account.

For fudge’s sake. The “surprising news” is probably that her family hasn’t read the book. Yawn.

I’m picturing a cover of Lala from VPR’s “Feeling You”. With The Coug on DJ James’s part. No?

Rinna is not here for Dorit’s BS. The looks! Like she is saving up her blustering for later.

Agreed! Have any of the housewives had a pixie, ever?

Yep! Oy. Oh here comes Erika’s “I never lose my temper” BS. It’s like she pulled out the thesaurus and chose every phrase but “lose my temper” and said that instead. Giant eye roll.