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This whole season I’ve been trying to think of which reality person made some comment about “four, ten, twelve years...” (Maybe not the exact numbers, but the point was, the length of time expanded each time she said it. I think maybe it was Kim Richards?) Anyway, I kept thinking of it every time Scheana told us how long she was with Rob... it expanded every time.

LOL Flying into the arms of the stylists! So torn up, Scheana.

Fie whoever started this whole “walk off the set” thing. It’s such a trope now and OF COURSE it was Scheana who did it.

LVP has looked constipated through this whole thing. It’s probably going to “move” soon, because Scheana is so full of crap.

I’m with you! It’s so not cute but for some reason it works on her...

Yo yo yo yo yo... Why is Lala coming for James?

Oooooh I like Schwartz’s hair! But Brittany’s whole schmatta and look... not so much. That braid looks like it has a giant fur ball attached to it. Why can’t Sandoval look Jax in the eye when he chides him? Is it that hard? Yo yo yo yo yo... It took Andy less than 10 minutes to be over Scheana.

“Heavy is the meathead who wears the balloon crown.” “Shark Tank, but with lower stakes and louder people... chairmooks of the board...” I love this show so, so much. And though we don’t get Vanderpump Rules, we do get Iyanla! (Actually that exercise didn’t seem all that bad, once you got past the initial silliness.) That poop scene was nasty. So of course I had to look this show up... it didn’t seem to have its own Facebook page, but I found the one for TCT and one of the latest posts quoted a Bible verse that said “Let all that you do be done in love.” Uh, I guess “alll” doesn’t include being a snarky son of a gun to your “friends”? “When do the *friends* show up?” indeed! Ouch! Those ladies are 100% gritting their teeth waiting for at least a small hunk o’ coal to hit Julie on the head. Now, GET OUT OF ME GARDEN!

Can’t wait to hear more about Ariana and her body issues. :|

I DIED during this skit. So random... and so perfectly executed.

Don’t forget! Ramona, Cynthia, Jules, Phaedra... You called it (sadly)

I get horrible (doctor diagnosed) migraines and there are times that I get them and HAVE to do something (go to work, fulfill some other obligation, etc.). I’m at the point where I can fake it, but I’m miserable inside and definitely not myself. So I can buy that Erika had a migraine and it “leaked out” in her attitude. Why she chose to wear her hair like that, though... I’m with you all... that would KILL me. She could’ve worn it down.

If this stuff is true—and who knows—we might have a “Whatever Happened to Erika Jayne” story on our hands, with some Sexy-J Sonja Formerly Known as Morgan thrown in, on our hands. Barring divine intervention, I don’t see Erika changing her attitude, even if she loses her money and status. She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met her... he picked her out, he shook her up and turned her around. Turned her into someone new. How soon she forgot and got used to the Moschino T-shirt dresses and Gucci track suits. Yeah, the stank attitude displayed on the reunion (and throughout the season) isn’t going anywhere. Which is too bad, as it seemed like she was softening at the beginning of the season.

I kind of liked how Tinz described Scott as a humble self-made man. And yet I admit, I still kind of giggle when I think that his claim to fame is a place called Coupon Cabin. And then I think about her fainting before him—the King of Coupon Cabin. I actually like Scott, and ironically enough, I knew someone who worked at Coupon Cabin. If Scott was on RHONY when I worked with this other guy, you better believe I’d be asking what Scott was like. And maybe even what The Tinz was like. LOL

I kinda love that jumpsuit—not something I say all that often. It’s pretty low... somehow, though, she’s pulling off a January Jones vibe. She looks mature in the Teenage Red Carpet way, not a Kardashian Finishing School way. Maybe because of the overall color palette. I LOVE the rose-print dress.

And yelling into the speakerphone in the middle of Sur la Table! GAH!

Dorit’s comment “I was SUPPOSED to be in a MAGAZINE!” told me everything; she had been excited that she was going to be in a magazine and assumed it was all about her. Actually it was about LVP’s magazine and LVP’s jewelry, and you were a jerk. Nouveau Sonja Morgan!

Whaaaa? But she said herself, we haven’t seen her temper! LOL

Not only is she embarrassing—she’s EXHAUSTING (did I say that already? Haha). I don’t get why everyone had to go bow and scrape to her. Why did they have to apologize? Part of me suspects that it may be strategic—if they apologize, it takes the air out of any further Aggrieved Dorit Deserves an Apology storylines in the next season. Agreed with you both. Not only was she good during the season, she’s been really good during the reunion, holding herself together and not getting terribly flustered. Meanwhile, Dorit is beginning to show me shades of Peggy Suhalian from RHOC. Be rude, talk talk talk, pretend not to understand, act mystified, pout until someone apologizes (even though she was the offensive one).

Erika: “I’m not petty.” LOLOLoLoLOL

LOL at LVP trying to coach Dorit to admit she could have done things a little differently and Dorit continuing to not concede until she was pressed about 20 times. Dorit is so exhausting.

Did you watch Watch What Happens Live last night? Andy was totally zinging Scheana all night. Jax and Shep (Southern Charm) were on together. And OF COURSE they’re dudebros. It would have been enjoyable had it not been... the two of them. Though they did get a zinger in on Andy, who was giving them a bad time about growing up and getting married, and then they said to him: “When are YOU getting married? You’re worse than us!”

When he said something sarcastic along the lines of “Oh, I’ve done NOTHING for you,” I realized that he had a tiny point: without him, she (and Mama Frosty Lips) would probably never have realized the dream of being on teevee.

Oh good grief, Jax. “That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing tonight, Mrs. Cleaver Vanderpump.” I hate the way he deflects by saying “I’m awful. I ruin everything.” He doesn’t really mean it and he’s just saying it to get sympathy and “oh, you’re not that bad!”

Hey Patrick: I hate to see you coming, but I love to watch you walk away!