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Actually, many wealthy women in the Middle East do wear high fashion under their abayas, and “show off” their fashion in closed, women-only settings. I’m sure this scene is an exaggeration, but it’s based on reality. And I think I too would change after riding a camel :)

I love that I’m getting ads for Hilton Head as a vacation spot on this page. Also getting ads for Alcatraz as a wedding destination. Sounds perfect for TRav!

You’re welcome! It’s definitely good quality. We’re not in Skinnygirl territory. I knew I needed to mention the label for a reason ;)

Just had it last night. It’s not bad. Dry, nice when chilled on a warm evening. It’s a little more expensive (like, a couple dollars) more than some other Provençal roses I’ve had that I’ve enjoyed a little more. But if you find the wine and you like French rose, and you’re curious about it, it’s worth trying! Very pretty label.

I noticed he seemed a little... disappointed? when TRav said Kathryn kept her cool. Like “I want HER kinda crazy, not ASHLEY crazy...” I guess? But my first thought was a vampire. Hasn’t he made jokes about that too? (Or haven’t we here on PTV?)

Ah yes—see that now... a little tired...

And she really cranked it up to 11 this episode with all the “you won’t let me get a word in edgewise!” (Hello, verbal waterboarding?) “You’re obsessed with social media!” (Hello, Snapchatting your dying dog on the table?) “You’re a seven year old for leaving the table!” (Hello, you tried to leave the table yourself just a few minutes earlier!) PS Bethenny, it’s Say your piece. It doesn’t have to be peaceful. I’m a dork and sometimes I say that sober! (Yes, and I’m the one calling Bethenny out on grammar and idioms!)

I guess we can say that Bethenny is full of schist and is schrewed... (screwed or shrewd! Up to you!)

Ramona looks amazing. Bethenny is obnoxious. Dorinda is right... they’re all supportive of Bethenny and it’s not right for her to squish something like that. Ramona is not Sonja. Woah, Luann’s TH about Tom was the realest TH I think I’ve seen...

Drama! It was a beautyblender set with the cleanser! Good stuff! LOL

Ramona got a $$$$ box of Fresh products and she regifted a Beautyblender set??? (Regifting is technically OK in these games but it’s WISE not to regift something that someone at the party GAVE you, RAMONA.)

I’d rather be in the living room with Sonja than this conversation with Bethenny and Carole. ETA: Shish-m???

It’s a Pop-up version of The Max! With booze! It looks fun.

“Forget my cheating. Let’s talk about why it’s your fault I cheated.”

Hey, don’t forget accents! Kinda fits in with acting—but then, it also kinda deserves a category of its own. At least we didn’t have to endure her talking about her terrible, awful, no-good, very bad genitalia this time...

I had the sound down and a fan going but it sounded like Schwartz was referring to himself as Rob? I wish that was real but it’s probably a result of bad listening skills.

It should go without saying, but Jax is a douche. Jax: They should ask us WHY we cheat. Schwartz: Why do you cheat? Jax: I don’t want to talk about it. Sorry, if you are cheating on me, I kinda don’t care why. If you’re unwilling to talk about the underlying issue beforehand, why should I be super sensitive about it afterwards? I know there are times to work things out, but Jax? If you’re gonna get all emo about it, at least make an honest effort to do so before you hook up with the next random chick.

The Rob Montage... amazing. Even Rachel kinda looks like, “I can’t take this stuff seriously” as Scheana natters on about how amazing her relationship with Rob is.

Never Mind...

Woah, major Sonja vibes!

I just found Vanderpump Rose! I squealed when I saw it (super ridiculous, I know!). I had checked my local Total Wine and More’s inventory. They didn’t have it (supposedly), but I just went in to pick up a bottle for a BBQ... I was browsing roses (actually for another wine—Tavel, my fave), and there it was! As another housewife says: Woo hoo!

Pooperintendant! Yes... check out Ahava.

Who was it that brought a folder of emails to a Reunion—Tamra?

Whoever is or isn’t telling the truth, I’m 100% here for the bird memes and critter GIFs.

I’m going to chime honk in with love for this photo, too!