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Whew, this dinner is embarrassing to watch. It’s way past time for Naeem to stand up and handle his family.

God, I loathe Garrick. And I just have to point out that every time these people are on my screen, all I can think is- Don’t you guys have TWO YOUNG SONS at home, one of whom is 14-years-old?! Dannielle, WTF are you doing here? Speaking of Dannielle, girl, why are you basically tattling on Nathalia to her own friends the first time you meet them? You can see the irritation all over Nathalia’s face any time Dannielle speaks, much less cries, so not talking with her about the wedding plans needs to be the least of Dannielle’s concerns.

Man, to think that Nathalia’s mother is present for this insanity. If she were my daughter, I would have thrown her over my shoulder and carried her to the airport long before this point. I just do not understand. And I loathe Garrick. Every time I see his dumbass face, I want to punch it.

Stephanie tells them that she doesn’t want to be with them (AGAIN) and they get a hotel “to be sure?” You know they won’t leave her alone. It’s restraining order time for Stephanie.

These two take a 12-hour road trip to see someone who expressly told them not to come?! I realize that this is reality TV, so who knows what's actually true, but does anyone else find that really creepy? If I were in Stephanie's shoes, that would be the last time I ever saw these people, right after informing them that my very next move would be a restraining order. And they pay for her gym membership and "buy her things all the time," even as her communication with them dwindles? Man, this guy clearly has NO pride (or discernment) whatsoever.

Damn. Pastor Cal looked like he wanted to grab Michael up out of that chair by the seat of his dress shorts and take him to the parking lot. (Still, you dodged a bullet there, Michael. Good choice.)

I feel like Michael is trying to let her down easy. Even if he decides to stay married tonight, I don’t think this will last. I don’t even blame him either. Chloe is a lot and there’s no way I could withstand it.

That was just weird. I’m embarrassed on their behalf.

Whew, I am completely done with Orion. Goodbye, sir.

Hi, can you please DM me as well? I'm honestly horrified that this could be shut down. I'm a looong-time lurker here, but reading these posts has been a source of entertainment (and, in a weird way, comfort) for me for so long. *sigh*

Boy. Nathalia is so young, but really does seem to have a maturity that the rest of them lack. Her question to Danielle about doing this because she wants to or just to please Garrick was wise beyond her years. Dannielle needs to get some help. As for Garrick, I find him absolutely nauseating. If he had a word crawl across his forehead during the conversation outside with the three of them, it would have said, “Danni, if you fuck this up for me . . . “

Becca’s mom = 💜 😭

I wish someone would reach over and knock that damn ball cap right off of Austin’s head. Come on, man. He looks like he’s about 14-years-old.

Wow, I’m in the wrong business. I need to start taking retouched Polaroids of people and then telling them what they want to hear while wearing a pair of massive glasses.

Lauren, WTF. On behalf of all women, why are you entertaining this nonsense?! A man dumps you like a bag of dirt on your honeymoon and you sit there weeks later, discussing being “more than friends” with him? I hope that she was at least reimbursed for the gas she burned getting to the archery place.

I don’t say this in support of Austin by any means, but Becca constantly presenting herself to him like a cat in heat probably didn’t help matters. But at the end of the day, he simply wasn’t sexually attracted to her . . . and that’s okay. I would just respect Austin a lot more if he flat-out admitted it. It would definitely sting, but I have a feeling that Becca would, too. Hey, if we have to suffer, you should, too! 😂

Between the animal sanctuary and Chloe’s gaggle of foster children, I think Michael was just given his easy out. Start picking out which producer you want to spend decision night with!

Number of times Chloe has said, “kiddos:”four. A very random observation, but I hate that word with a passion, second only to “doggos.” Just no. Also, Emily has an incredible amount of shit to pack! Somehow, I’m not surprised.

Danielle, girl, how much more indignity and public humiliation do you need to take before you realize that you’re being played by your own “husband?” I enjoy making fun of doofi on TLC as much as the next Primetimer, but this is rough to watch.

Garrick said he felt a “wind” blow over them. Come on, man, you’re making it too easy.

Don’t forget to mention that necklace with the huge pendant on the end, looking like something from Temu. To each their own, I suppose. 😂

This dude is a player of the highest order, but that baby is ridiculously adorable. It’s too bad that she has to grow up in this dysfunction, though.

The eventual end of Shane’s marriage!

“Ethical nonmonogamy.” That’s a new one for me! This poor schlub.

Help me, Jesus. This is just round one?! When did this middle school cafeteria he said/she said stuff become part of the MAFS decision day viewing experience? Also, Brennan, you would do best to just keep your mouth shut, sir. Nothing you have to say is of use here.