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😂If only we could get Keith Morrison to host the reunion.

He kind of looks like A.C. Slater. Hey Preppy.

I made balloon garlands for friends’ showers for free. It’s a cheap kit you can buy on Amazon. This girl makes a living from it?

Ooh, I wonder if there’s any relation to Marty Rathbun, the ex-Scientologist. What corporations would pay this fool any money for his messaging?

Was I the only dog parent who was holding my breath hoping they didn’t kill Leon? What was Leon’s story? I was confused. She told Alec Baldwin to adopt him and she ended up adopting him instead? Sarma and everyone in her orbit sounded like bullshit artists. Even homeless guy sounded like the typical tough talker who always blabbers on about what they were “about to” do in some long meandering story where they really end up not doing shit. I did laugh when that one girl said Anthony looked like the Hamburglar. He totally did! Sarma’s father seemed to be the only one who wasn’t fooled by her. I noticed they were able to scam her mom, but no mention of scamming her dad. She claimed that she and her mother had a sort of symbiotic relationship, but the sister said Sarma is more similar in personality to their dad. I think he’s got her number. The common theme in all these stories -Bad Vegan, Tinder Swindler, Snapped Killer Couples, every middle-age catfish story - is that the scammer is always some type of Navy Seal, James Bond, Black Ops guy who can’t really talk about his job except to you, girl he just met on the Internet five minutes ago. You’re special. In DC, almost everyone works for the government in some capacity and sure there are differing levels of clearance in which one may be restricted in what details they’re able to share (We just had two scammers arrested who were pretending to be DHS officers). But these guys are usually not broke. Even the fake DHS officers were lavishing bribes on the Secret Service. But somehow these supposedly wealthy, military-trained guys always immediately become victims of violence and in desperate need of money as soon as they meet their betrothed? Does no one ask themselves, “Why would James Bond be broke?” Even Jason Bourne wasn’t begging women for money and he had a traumatic brain injury. He could at least afford his own hotel room.

Timcel has a giant white watch that I swear is a Baby G women’s watch that my best friend had more than 20 years ago. It actually might be her watch. Poor Phillip. Had to zoom all the way in to see his floating head behind his brother.

I rarely have complaints about Black-ish, but I feel like the addition of Devante was such a misstep. The twins are adorable, but they’re just not actors. I know they’re only five-years-old, but so was Keshia Knight-Pulliam when the Cosby Show debuted. KKP couldn’t even read yet and Rudy was such an integral part of the show who interacted with the entire cast, not just stare off into space with a rictus smile in every scene. Nonetheless, I thought the Charlie wedding episode was freaking hilarious. I loved the cameos and the random plugs by Vivica and BabyFace. And of course I was hitting that Beat It sequence right along with them lol. I’m going to miss this show. RIP Black-ish.

That thousand bucks is making Usman consider making a BabyGirl Benjamin song.

Stop screaming, Usman! Goodness. He’s worse than my mom who refuses to take her cell phone off speaker.

I see uncle Ben’s creepy hugs aren’t reserved just for the ladies.

My dog is being very demanding with his scritches tonight and won’t let me chat with you guys. I see I haven’t missed much on the reunion. They’re all still ugly so I think I’m all caught up.

I’m doubtful that a malnourished six-year-old has any concern about the strangers her mother allegedly led to the lord. She might however wonder why she’s forced to wear a too-large dress over a too-large cardigan.

I think you’re right about the garden hose. And I’m wondering if it’s an optical illusion or does the garden hose seem to be floating in water?

That looks like the actual shower head. I replaced my original shower head with a more expensive one. I kept the original in case I ever needed it, but it’s not in the actual shower. Which makes me suspect that the shower in these people’s basement doesn’t work.

I remember fondly that when I was around this kid’s age, I was running around with my mom trying to find things to decorate my college dorm room, (that dreaded Twin Long sheet) not some stranger’s basement.

I was going to say I can smell this basement. No judgment, because I have a basement with junk in it too. But everything about their lifestyle already seems so stifling and claustrophobic to me, the thought of living in someone’s dark and cluttered basement while being in a cult just feels so Investigation Discovery channel to me. Knowing that David “noticed” Jill when she was 14, it makes me concerned for her younger daughters when they’re at these churches. I hope that there aren’t grown men “noticing” them as well.

He looks like one of the actors they always get to play David Koresh in a Waco doc. He’s got the greasy, unshaven, slack-jaw look down. Only thing missing is the dorky set of glasses.

I cannot imagine a life so boring, that these are the top five multiple choice questions about it. Isn’t Easter coming up? The brother and sister moms must be busy preparing their fire hazard of a room for the great Rod trash bag Easter egg hunt.

If Kimbally wasn’t so ridiculously stupid, she would’ve been able to tell the equally stupid Uncle Ben that it’s the lioness who is the best hunter. The male lion just provides the muscle when he’s not lazing around or being a big old savanna whore.

Is this over at 10? I’m struggling to stay awake.

I swear we’ve heard that excuse before on this show. I think it was one of the Eastern European 90 Dayers.

I thought y’all said Hamza looked good tonight. He looks like the fifth member of Color Me Badd.

Jasmines wig is atrocious.

I feel it’s my duty to always announce Shaun’s age for every tell-nothing. She’ll be 60 in July! WTF?!

Oh now, Kimbally turns to Ella for support after she just called her trash?