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  1. charmed1
    They’re killing me with the pronunciation of Ximena’s name. “Huh-Minner.”
  2. charmed1
    Lol. That infomercial is so rude to that man. She’s basically like, “Look at my ugly ass dad with these bags under his eyes, but now…Plexaderm.”
  3. charmed1
    Wedding dress shopping. Mark your bingo cards!
  4. charmed1
    I think Kimbally looks the best she’s ever going to look right now. And right now, she looks like Moe Szyslak.
  5. charmed1
    Georgi looks like a Gorgeous Lady of Wrestling.
  6. charmed1
    I don’t know if Robin works, but if I found out I wasted my valuable PTO to help somebody who gained nearly 40 pounds, I would be absolutely livid. Had her in the hospital the day of, giant ass cheeks all exposed, knowing all the while that he hadn’t done the work.
  7. charmed1
    What happened to the Mystery Van?
  8. charmed1
    39 pounds? Dr. Now is going to read him for filth.
  9. charmed1
    Dolly’s is available.
  10. charmed1
    I feel your pain. Steve Martin had a short-lived comedy show in the early 90s and my favorite skit was “Cat Lassie.” Timmy was stuck under a log in the woods and sent Cat Lassie into town to get help, but alas, Cat Lassie went home and got in bed.
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    I just watched this very creepy video for the first time on MTV Classic videos or something.
  12. charmed1
    How are these giant unemployed pounders flying to Houston? Larry flew down from New York.
  13. charmed1
    I’m guessing 804 (Richmond,VA).
  14. charmed1
    Yes. You missed two drive-thru stops. We ordered a croissant and 6,000 jalapeño poppers, but you can’t have any. They’re all gone.
  15. charmed1
    Robin was like “smell ya later, Screech. I’m checking in.”
  16. charmed1
    Croissants and jalapeños and at least 24 value meals? What restaurant is this?
  17. charmed1
    OMG target marketing. I bought some too! Mine are made of hemp.
  18. charmed1
    Helloo! How y’all doing this munt? I ate a reasonably healthy dinner today, but I did add nuts and caramel to my yogurt. Sorry Dr. Now.
  19. charmed1
    Oh wait. I think Michael has a huge bald spot in the middle of his head.
  20. charmed1
    I’m picturing a TLC producer walking around the beach asking if anybody wants to be on tv.
  21. charmed1
    Those outfits are awful for their body shape.
  22. charmed1
    Apparently, surgically altered noses are not better in Turkey because that doctor really butchered Darcey’s. It’s all I can see when I look at her. He gave her a snout and the nostrils are crooked.
  23. charmed1
    I think he specified Tuesday at 3 p.m. works better for his schedule.
  24. charmed1
    I think those were his keys. I don’t know why they were on a lime green chain. Maybe he’s a latch key kid.
  25. charmed1
    They’re his sisters, bro. They’re goddesses. They go way back, bro. All the way back to 2014!
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